Watching Mythbusters and I'm pretty sure King Diamond could break 6 wine glasses at once.

25 asked me today to walk her down the aisle and I agreed as long as I could carry the groom piggy back.

They need to stop missing.

Forget the critics. Mando Kills People While Grogu Eats Stuff is a super fun movie.

My company recently hired a new CIO and ever since it has been Game of Thrones with our IT executives and my office has been the garden.

I'll get my news by balloon or carrier pigeon from now on.

Alright. The Internet was cool for a while and we had a good run but, it's time to shut it down now. Too much information.

At the Poison the Well show. Woooooooo

You must go see Obsession in the the-ater post haste.

At the Puscifer show.

Due to inflation, dirty deeds will now be done cheap. Thank you.

RIP Captain Planet

Dude, fuck Jira

Our cat Bruce (Wayne) (AKA Poop Foot) after a bath.

Anyone want a Snoppy umbrella

Fuck voting rights, amirite.

BUILD THE BALLSROOM

Fuck. They missed again.

Oh my God you guys

QOTSA Joshua Tree

Pirates of the Caribbean broke down. Might have to swim for it.

I don't think anyone at work appreciates that I wear a different pair of shoes everyday.

At the Kobey's selling plants again

Why do dressing room mirrors make you look better than regular mirrors.

Bluesky right now

I exceeded my rate limit apparently

My new pitcher plant is awesome.

I am always telling the cats, "No business will be conducted in The Continental."

We should probably grab a towel and get out of here before they cancel the show.

I have totally given up on everything and just drink water and watch CSI re-runs now.

At Kobeys selling plants.

🎶The Final Countdown🎶

The coolest thing you can get at home depot.

Project Hail Mary is awesome. No, sorry, fucking awesome.

Congratulations guys, we did it

PSA Air fry all your uncrustables now. Don't forget to butter both sides and flip. 7 minutes.

Copy cats

Waiting for NIN

Bye Felicia

[ordering at a fancy restaurant] I'll have your largest ocean roach please.

Just got tickets for QOTSA at Joshua Tree so there's that.

The Kool-Aid man busting through the wall but he's a coffee pot.

Hahahahahahahaha

My girl loves being the little spoon because she says she gets heat on her back and meat in her crack.