God Jul!!✨❤️

TW!! Very inactive rn cause I'm not doing good mentally. Feels like there's a boulder on top of me and I can't do the things I need to do to move my life forward, I can barely get out of bed or brush my teeth. Trying not to fall back into SH but I'm getting professional help I promise❤️

I want to take the time to thoroughly thank the person in charge of the queue yesterday, for making an exception and allowing my friends to pick up an extra number for me since I was wounded and could barely walk🫂🫂 you have no idea how much that meant to me THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️

Pasta with the squad. I got lost and Leslie had to come down and save me from the cold😆

I got blood blisters on my feet after yesterday. I'm gonna have to do some military grade bandaging with whatever tissues and tape I have laying around in order to go to the STANDING concert😅

Swedish accent so strong it sounded french to the austrian information booth guy🤣 I was too awkward to correct him so I just took it😭 (I even said merci what is wrong with me...)

I have touched down on austrian soil👏👏 just 8,5 hours later than I was supposed to😒

I made it to Berlin now so I'm halfway there😅

Okay so I'm probably gonna make it to Vienna but my luggage might not🫠

I'm actually gonna cry in the middle of the airport. My flight was overbooked and they kicked me off

JO travel curse 2: the speedy tunnels underneith Sthlm were shut down for repairs so the taxi driver had to wiggle his way through central Sthlm (this would have been impossible if it wasn't 4am and deserted) for an extra 20 minutes to get to the "right" side of the city to where the airport is😅

My dad is currently in the kitchen jamming out to umazane misli while he's making me some sandwiches for the flight tomorrow🤣

You'll never guess what happened.

Hmm❄️

Was Jan in heat or something last night wtf is wrong with him

I am not well. If they do this at my gig I will just pass out

Taxi booked for 4:00 on friday to the airport🥲🥲 hope joker out appreciates what I do for them😤

Step 1 of my Vienna preparations was to drive Ernst to my aunt (who is a rabbit breeder) where he will live in her kitchen while I'm gone😆 she promises to let him roam around outside the cage a lot and hang out with her other pets✨ I also got to meet her latest litter of kittens🥹🥹🥹

Mmmm lovely

There's a snowstorm warning in my part of the country.... praying the JO travel curse doesn't hit me🥲🥲

Found a popcorn kernel in one of my back teeth. I haven't had popcorn in at least a week so I clearly need to up my flossing game...🥲

In exactly one week I'll be stumbling home from a JO gig with y'all🥹🥹🥹🥹

Got up at 7am, took a shower (including washing my hair), ate a hearty breakfast, and then got back in bed🙂‍↕️

Bojan never beating the "favourite Gustin son" allegations🥹

Idk if this might be tmi but I'm currently dealing with a swollen/clogged bartholins cyst and I need all of you to feel my pain rn

My dad lowkey dressed like Bojan for halloween

Yes yes krisjan very cute but WHO IS THIS DIVA MAKEUP ARTIST USING A MAKEUP BRUSH TO TWIST HER HAIR UP??!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥 SHES SO CUNTY I NEED HER

It's just a 19 second snippet and I think this screen recording should work??❤️

The new song snippet actually eats so hard!! The overdone autotune is kinda out of character for them but it's giving 2000s pop song vibes and they make it work!!!🔥🔥🔥

GUYS ONE MONTH UNTIL VIENNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🤩

Dying at this😭

Got me the best christmas shirt👏

I've currently got The Beaver Song from how i met your mother stuck in my head

I've been thinking for so long about why this androgynous-looking version of Axel is so attractive to me, then I realized he looks like the enby I lost my virginity to😭

Snus aquired👏

Paris Hilton who?💅 (this was 10 minutes before I got first degree burns from being in the sun)

I'VE RAN OUT OF SNUS!!!!!! THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Got my stressed Kris looking over me while I study

This tweet sums up my respect for dan and phil ❤️‍🩹❤️

They make me so soft and emotional🥺 noone deserves what Dan went through, I'm glad he found Phil and finally feel comfortable enough to share❤️‍🩹

In the midst of updating myself on the newest EBU bullshit, PHIL LESTER POPPED ONTO MY TL WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING

Left the house at 9 and did errands for four hours. Came home and ate an entire grilled chicken by myself and then passed out on the couch unable to move I'm literally living my best life

Why does he look like the spider on my ceiling

Love going to the mechanic cause they be trying to show me stuff and I'm just like "yup that's the schlond poofa"

Hello everyone, I'll be doing the same post here as well, I am reselling my Krakow ticket for November 25th at the same price

Just drove past a guy who was transporting a boat, and the mast of the boat had gotten stuck in a tree above the road🤣🤣 I can't imagine the call he had to make to his wife

I HAAAAATTTTEEE when teachers go "the assignment is only three questions" and then every question has several a,b,c,d & e as subquestions😭

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Got jumpscared thinking this was Bojan in a Bones episode from 2013😭 I just had it on in the background and saw the brunette prince charming hair in the corner of my eye lmao

I just accidentally ate so much moldy bread...🥲🤢