What's Twitter?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YR... Since weird Al is trending but the key word is florida?

If history has taught us anything the fact that Colbert's show is over won't stop Trump from bringing him up and blaming him for everything. Obama Hillary Biden Comey He blames everyone else for everything

Very disrespectful of Don Jr to schedule his wedding during a fake shooting at the white House. Should have checked with Daddy first

Daily banking app notification "You're spending against your budget" I bought food. Rice chicken and broccoli. If that's not in my budget what is? Tripe? Offal?

If it does happen outside of natural causes it will be someone close to him. Arsenic in the big macs

Wow unfollowed Scott Galloway because within the space of a day he defended trump and trump allies and embraced AI taking jobs Talk about the wrong side of history.

A Florida wildlife biologist was summarily fired for *reposting* an Instagram joke about Charlie Kirk’s death. LibsofTikTok complained. A state official’s false statements in legal proceedings led to sanctions. And now the state will settle by paying her $485,000. www.aclufl.org/press-releas...

Now watch police refuse to enforce it

Bwahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

People who burn sage think that's enough to change the world Never trust them to vote.

Mother fucker I learned how to post on cracked .com comments section in the early 2000s You can't defeat me.

I wish I could find the clip. Saw a European Union rep asked about how they plan to include america going forward and she said "who?" Smiled and said next question.

There are politicians today who will not answer "is evolution a fact?" In the affirmative because they know their voters are superstitious morons. Carl Sagan was a gift to mankind

One would argue unnaturally what with the dick leafs he jams into dudes like they're a dining room table with guests on the way.

Fetterman is responsible for every dead US soldier involved with Iran

I think he was told he doesn't have long to live so he's just doing whatever his broken idiot brain can come up with. He knows he'll never see consequences

Operation truck nutz is saved for Cuba i guess

13 May 1891 | A Frenchman, Pierre Colombier, was born in Molain. An electrician. In #Auschwitz from 8 July 1942. No. 45388 He perished in the camp on 12 August 1942. --- 🎧/📖 Registration photos in Auschwitz: https://bit.ly/4adWOeJ

Rest in peace to a legend from my childhood. Donald Gibb

Gravity could do the funniest thing right now.

Shit Ubu, shit. Good dog.

Watch Democrats squander this opportunity

I think trump needs to do a press conference with all the cruise ship hantavirus carriers to show just how safe the situation is. Just them in a small room cozy and safe.

A troll and the shit he's proud of.

Just doing my little dance on the Buddha's palm

youtu.be/28-GdfxVwv0?... What its like debating someone who aced the Dunning Kruger

Anytime I get a reskeet and the op has closed off replies I block. Yon don't get to scream your opinion at me and pretend everyone agrees with you

Ya he was totally "sleeping"

"Laws are threats" has never been more true than right now

Before this whole hantavirus Andes strain thing gets out of hand can we all just calm down and think for a second. RFK jr is obviously patient zero after swimming in a sewage runoff filled with hantavirus Andes strain with his grandkids

With hantavirus andes strain in America we need to get Trump rallies going again

At a certain point we need to have a serious discussion about necromancy

Be so funny if they did all this gerrymandering and the Republicans all voted for Democrats because they actually realized it was for the best

I notice Sorbo Cain and Baio have shut the fuck up since trump went full dictator

Zelenskyy with the power play. Tells Putin he allows him to hold his little parade

Hotdog buns I forgot were in the back of the cabinet

Gonna try this half cut. We'll see how it goes.

Sorry visitation isn't part of your coverage

What are you eating tonight? "Asian" There are 48 countries in Asia. One of them is Russia. Fucking figure it out. Are you eating beets?

youtu.be/jLXTBbMRxK8?... I was a teenage outlaw with no worries on my mind. But now I'm getting older my heart is getting colder the time.

"what are you doing to help the resistance" Today? I'm getting day drunk and watching anime. It all counts

If anyone wants tips on being a functional alcoholic in the present hellscape I can help. It's really the best solution

I aspire to be rust cohle some day youtu.be/YFKdkb4YnrI?...

If black people did to white people what white people do to black people the media would call them extremists. Funny how that works.

Canada must wake up to the threat unfolding in Alberta. With the arrival of the Russian Internet Research Agency" Danielle Smith's disinformation dumpster fire is about to burst into a four-alarm fire. It will threaten Canada. I have been tracking this group for years. substack.com/home/post/p-...

God, I hope he gets it

Admitting it means that the entire system whole generations have grown to think was set to keep them safe has always been an illusion. Good guys don't always win, bad guys don't always lose and anyone of them can be sacrified for a pedophile wanna be king's vanity if others can make a buck off it.