They needed someone with nothing on their schedule and no projects on the go to stand and point for a photo op no one cares about.

People who "don't pay attention to politics" going to the doctor next year and seeing the bill

Amazon Kindle is trending. What? Is it coming preloaded with Mein Kompf? Ayn Rand?

"I use Garnier Fructis!"

Feel real bad for @theliamnissan.bsky.social because instead of Maga lunatics yelling at them because they're too stupid to read they'll praise him because they're too stupid to read.

I clicked on a "30 hilarious animal" link like I do a lot and pretty much all of it was AI slop So apparently something that I liked to do is again ruined by lazy assholes and AI

Probably best to find out you hate living together before you promise to live together forever.

I love this pic because unwittingly it shows Melania is to fucking stupid to know how a baby pram works. "So I hold anchor baby and push gold garbage bin, yes? Should I not be naked if picture you are taking?"

Hey you bible belching dog fucking bed shitting welfare queen US farmers who voted for trump 3 times! Here's something even you lazy gov't bail out bitches can understand Whatsoever a man soweth, a man reaps.

When everything is said and done we need to have a talk about demilitarizing america. They clearly can't be trusted with all the weapons they have. Apparently they'll put any fucking idiot in charge of them.

If trump dropped dead today Dems would welcome JD Vance as his replacement. So don't kid yourself thinking it would be over.

When I was a kid things made sense. Because they told me lies from the time I could hear them -Cops are your friends they stop bad people -Politicians are working for you -Corporations care about their customers -Work hard and you'll be rewarded -Only crazy people act different

You want to make a difference? Fight for the future? Protesting won't change anything. They don't care if you are in the streets chanting ironic slogans or if you riot & destroy your own neighborhoods You want to make a better tomorrow? Torch billionaire's data centers. Fuck their plans up

Jimmy Fallon to have the concept of avarice on his show tomorrow. Maybe they'll do lip sync battle

BTW trumps making Americans pay tariffs to fund bail outs is socialism but done in a stupid way that actually doesn't work So TRUMP brand socialism

The last thing we'll see right before the AI singularity kills us all is Jimmy Fallon breaking

Gee I wonder if KISS ever treated women like property and forced themselves on young girls because they thought they could do anything they want. Wonder if they knew Epstein. Rich celebrities with large sexual appetites Seems like his kind of people.

A man who has a trillion dollars to spend can't possibly understand one that only has 20.

I guess American farmers voted for trump because they need gov't hand outs to provide for their families because they can't cut it. I don't see any other reasons. Sad

Pssst... American farmers live off gov't assistance because they don't work hard. Pass it on. #trump #bailout

Make billionaires scared of consequences

This is especially ironic because the first real antivax movement in America started in Russia via online groups targeting US idiots

The Golden Globe nominations have officially arrived, and this year’s slate reflects a bold, genre-blending, globally inclusive year in film and television.

Don't nipple and dime I MEAN nickel and dime every decision guys

Remember when trump disappeared for 3 days and we all thought he was dead? I feel like that's coming, let the healing begin.

He's being propped up with drug cocktails and sit down pressers he naps through He can't do anything but shit himself and die slowly.

so sick of my trending being 90% sports shit. BIGGER things happening than the fucking seahawks and wrestling

Sylvester Stallone looks like he got face fucked by a swarm of bees. And I hope that's what happened

AI slop makes perfect sense from a billionaires perspective. destroy the environment AND not pay people for work

Gentle parenting ends when you leave your house You don't get to let your little monster "scream it out" in the middle of a restaurant or store. If you can't quiet them you leave, sorry.

First thing she sees and hears as the roofies wear off

"Are you a communist?" "No I am an anti-fascist" "For a long time?" "Since I have understood fascism. -Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

God I hope the world Cup goes so poorly under Trump's regime.

Might I suggest just not paying federal taxes to the POS fascist that doesn't care about america or it's citizens

2020 gave some people a glimpse of what happens when their salaries don't come and they already forgot about it. People will blow through their savings thinking it'll get better. It won't. Welcome to the poor house middle america. You're not prepared for it.

Tech bros love their meth and cocaine

Pretty soon typos in emails will be evidence you didn't use AI and therefore smarter

That's why he shouldn't ever be president.

Trump will never give up power. So don't hold you breath that you can vote him out. If no one in power is even entertaining the notion he will have to be physically removed they have already given up.

The bestest boy

I love how my brain thinks Raisinets are healthy

ICEis terrorists are raping women and children, I guarantee it. The worst people are signing up under known child rapist Donald Trump. They don't consider these people human so they have no compunction about doing the worst things imaginable.

So Large Marge Greene retires after breaking from trump and suddenly someone is arrested for the Jan 6th pipe bomb plot #pipebomb #jan6 #trumppardon

So Epstein island looks identical to Mar A Lago. i wouldn't be surprised if it was the same contractor

Just in case anyone doesn't know, trump and his ilk don't give a shit about drug users dying. Trump wanted to execute them like Duterte did in the Philippines. Users not just dealers. Kill a drug user for using drugs

If you ever wondered what kind of POS would welcome Hitler into power and support him... Apparently a LOT of Americans.

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This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10

I feel like Hakeem Jefferies is in a bubble surrounded by yes men that tells him he's "killing it". You're not bud

What dems like hakeem Jefferies don't understand, even IF you agree with trump on something (like pardoning a criminal friend of yours) you don't have to "hand it to him" Shut your fucking mouth and keep attacking the enemy. If the MSM asks your opinion on it say no comment and keep fucking walking