"you started at me I thought it was because you wanted my sandwich"

"don't look at me or my sandwich"

"NO MOM'S BACK SHE'LL FORCE SPA DAY!!"

\\so need a Hermes to fight Ares for custody

"Ha, I have never taken a bath after that Naiad incident."

"I'm not used to this side of him"

"Your dad my step dad is hugging me"

@lovesgod.bsky.social @anterosthegod.bsky.social "Help me...."

"OH GODS NO BAD STEP DAD HELP HE'S DRUNK"

slowly drags gifts away

"I can wait for him"

ᅠᅠ ━━━━ 𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐬, 𝘌𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝐆𝐨𝐝 . 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝘰𝘧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 & 𝐌𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 . 𝐃𝐂/𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 . #𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆. #sᥱxroᥣ. ⟳ + ♡ = ✉ ᅠᅠ

"oh he sent me roses"

"Hah...Who is Charon and why was I sent roses?" \\via He sent me roses in my DMs

"I have centuries of no friends so we in the same boat"

"No I'm the god of fucking effeminacy"

"You can't wash away bottomhood buddy. But YAY FRIEND"

"How I became this the intersexed god well when I was young I was going to bathe and I was sure that Nymph had left... Then she clung to me tightly and next minute I wake up in the lake and I look like this...Zeus granted her wish, we are one, though I killed her subconsciously."

"I can smell bottoms don't even you my new mortal friend now"

reads "Odysseus is the great-grandson of the god Hermes, through his mother Anticlea, who is the daughter of Autolycus, Prince of Thieves, the son of Hermes. in default, I am his uncle,e a godly uncle and the godly half brother of Autolycus...."

@ithacanking.bsky.social "So we may be related by the factor of Hermes"

🅸 🅶🅰🆅🅴 🆃🅾 🅼🅾🆁🆃🅰🅻🆂 🆃🅷🅴 🅼🅸🅽🅳 🆃🅾 🆃🅷🅸🅽🅺, 🅰🅽🅳 🅵🅸🆁🅴 🆃🅾 🆄🆂🅴, 🆃🅷🅴 🆃🅾🅾🅻🆂 🆃🅾 🅻🅸🆅🅴

The key to unbelievably great sex:              𝗰 𝗼 𝗻 𝘀 𝗲 𝗻 𝘁 .

𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓻𝔂

@lovesgod.bsky.social "Where is Phoby I got him a new gift don't say I'm spoiling him I'm not"

"hello fellow bottom lets be bitchy friends" //XD

"pffft hahahahaha Who said I didn't have my dad's genes in me the looks that my momma and the nymph's work. I'm quite and I am a good thief not as great as Dad is but enough to be a trickster and temptation in one go."

"good he's been pushing my buttons enjoy your meal"

"ha I know its damn to small its a sign of control in greece plus it being small makes it easier to hide in skirts ;P"

@necrorphic.bsky.social "wanna eat a mortal man?"

"nicknames for my many half sibs lest see Demioso he hates it but eh, Phoby my little angel, Ero if I could I'd list all my half sibs but there are too many"

⠀ ˗ ˏ ˋ 𝓢ING, OH MUSE, OF 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐒. 𝐂APTIVE OF 𝐒ORROW. ˎˊ ˗ — ✺ #greekmythrp #greekmythologyrp #greekmythosrp #mythologyrp #mythosrp 〝 𝓘n the heart of the battlefield, I am both a 𝐯͟𝐢͟𝐜͟𝐭͟𝐢͟𝐦 & a 𝐰͟𝐢͟𝐭͟𝐧͟𝐞͟𝐬͟𝐬. My body bound by chains, my heart free in its sorrow. 〞 ⠀

"Charon? Is he some mortal?"

"Hello there"

"Well I was in hiding"

"hmmm?"

"No I don't favor my half siblings" holds onto Phobos like he never committed a sin and spoils him.

"Yes I'm a winged baby of Aphrodite...Hermes's one night stand is how I'm here, though I was born male, don't let the looks fool you, I'm forever fused with a nymph"

"I'm being hit on"

"no I have both parts"

"I'm not exactly just man I'm also woman..."

"add men and it'll fit me"

\\stolen :3

P▪i▪n▪n▪e▪d 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓃, 𝒹𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊?

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 Name: Anubis Age: around 30 Ethnicity: Egyptian Jackal of Duat Son of Seth and Nephtys

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧. ╰┈➤ ❝ [𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐒] ❞ »--------------------------------➤