Brain so gay-rotted I thought the Peanuts / Charlie Brown piano song was the theme from "Will & Grace"

I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you're Elfrogba and Miss Piglinda? #Wicked #muppets

The new "Hand That Rocks the Cradle" was better than it needed to be! Had me like this in the end:

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you're Elfrogba and Miss Piglinda? #Wicked #muppets

might just spam the @imaginarygaychart.bsky.social with all tracks from the PinkPantheress remix album 😈

The best part about the new season of "Project Runway" has been the comedian working the taglines under their names in the lower third.

Miss Piggy

Playing it safe this week

GREECE? LUXEMBOURG? CZECHIA, GEORGIA ROBBED.

Everyone from the #Eurovision2020 performances were amazing. Destiny truly gave me ASMR chills. #Eurovision2025

I fucking love Hazel Brugger. Cracking me up with the "ICH KOMME" jokes and fondue with Mother Finland #Eurovision2025

I caught the end! Abor & Tynna really gave us a huge song. Felt the Berlin vibe coming thru the tv!

Erika Vikman, the mother that you are! ICH KOMME 💦💦 #Eurovision2025

I went to 💩 for Israel's performance. Did I miss anything? #Eurovision2025

OK Czechia's Adonxs is coming THRU with VOCALS 👏 CHOREO 👏 MAKEUP 👏 CLOAK 👏 BELTS 👏 HOT BACKUP DANCERS 👏 #Eurovision2025

Miss Denmark proving why I put her high up in my Top 10. Dua Lipa "Hallucination" who? (loljk) #Eurovision2025

Ok Georgia really did that. Vocals, staging, national tradition but make it fashion. Might be my surprise fave of the Second Semi-final. #Eurovision2025

Despite the censorship, Miriana is still Serving CUNT ❤️ #ServingKant #Eurovision2025

Respect for wearing cunty glasses and a gorgeous dress on stage. Klavdia giving the Michelle Visage of Greece at #Eurovision2025

CMON HELLO MONDAY VOCALS #Eurovision2025

PARG, the survivor that you are. 🥵 #Eurovision2025

Deep down I really stan the Baltic counties at #Eurovision every year. They got that good Swedish music trickle down but with an edge.

Tautumeitas, the water nymphs that you are. #Eurovision2025

Laika, the astronaut dog that you were 🫡 #Eurovision2025

I say this appreciatively. hornily, even: men are walking into tattoo parlors and just asking for whatever the fuck on their thighs

glorious

Thanks for taking your shirt off Milkshake Man 🫡 now run that fit back to Benson Boone. #Eurovision2025

Feels like

CLAUDE. The voice, staging, dancing. I can't wait to visit the Netherlands next year. #Eurovision2025

Azerbaijan's Mamagama continues to prove the fact that drummers are always hot. #Eurovision2025

I love that a lot of ESC songs use inanimate objects as metaphors. Be my own lighter? As long as it's a bop, sure that works, sis! #Eurovision2025

Ok but also the KAJ guys should've joined in the towel outfits. #eurovision2025

This always should be the vibe!

#Eurovision2025 @tommycash.bsky.social the man that you are

#eurovision2025 Poland, they got your girl in the snow in heels? She was giving gorgeous girl aerobatics and hot snake male backup dancer. ✅ ✅

Thunderbolts in one meme. Officially obsessed.

Remix request: Kill the Lights (Alex Newell) x Kill the Lights (Britney Spears)

Finally started to listen to Sloppy Seconds pod and love how sloppy it is (complimentary) and that they too have Gay Reference Tourette's 💚

I don't even want to see what these HAIM tickets are priced at on StubHub 😭

actually. the final step of feeling better isn’t hair done nails done, it’s listening to Muna Live at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles on repeat

The amount of times I hear people (family) in Philly when I'm visiting start a sentence with "I'm not prejudiced, but..." 🫠 You can imagine the rest!

REAL MUSIC IS BACK. NOT A DRILL. SUGABABES!

Sitting in LAX eating a 24$ breakfast burrito and watching Traitors finale 🥹 just FYI if you wanna put me outta my misery before I board!

Catching up late to @phasehero.bsky.social but saw "Sondheim's Old Friends" last night and I know exactly what @jamiejirak.bsky.social is talking about. No phones up but the mega fans could not hold themselves back from singing along under their breaths. It was basically a greatest hits concert!

Walked out of the parking garage elevator with two girls who were probably high as hell on their way to Korean BBQ and when they saw @iamjojooffical.bsky.social's name on the marquee they said, "Wow Siwa sold out the Wiltern?!" and I had to correct them immediately that this is the ORIGINAL RECIPE.

Chelsea from white lotus

Wild that Marvel can publish an event called One World Under Doom, with Sorcerer Supreme Doctor Doom taking over the world, and I'm honestly just like that sounds really nice, can I live under that fascist instead, at least he looks cool

Job hunting oddly caused me to later run errands on the verge of tears. So tonight before bae gets home from a long work trip I now need to watch two gay videos: "Queer Eye" to release the tears and 🌽 to release for later longevity.