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Chauffeur of Dawn. Provider of the finest artisan chocolates.
@regrettingby.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
Took Queen Dawn to the Christmas Fair at Bath yesterday afternoon...
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
5 days ago
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Dear Maureen, as soon as you have 108 minutes listen to this reading of The Watsons. There is a ball with enough gentlemen and officers to keep you amused.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KChE...
@regrettingby.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
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The Watsons by Jane Austen (FULL Audio Book)
YouTube video by Audio Books
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KChEb91981E
25 days ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Her Teddy is having a stuffing transplant tomorrow
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@regrettingby.bsky.social
28 days ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
SInce Keane have advertised their xmas merchandise, it can not be too early for a xmas puppy
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@regrettingby.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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@regrettingby.bsky.social
Dear Dr Donna, is something wrong with me? I always thought the iron sea artwork skull was an hot air baloon and the whale a bomb, and I did not need glasses at the time.
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
Welcome to Maureen's regency gentlemen thread
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
3 months ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
Its Jane Austen parade day, and She is already up. I do hope no lady decides to swap a pert parasol for an inappropriate brolly.
3 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
A disappointing lack of bonnets in this production
www.everymantheatre.org.uk/shows/being-...
. Do you think She
@justanotherdawn.bsky.social
should take me, like on a date?
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Being Mr Wickham @ The Everyman Theatre
Being Mr Wickham @ The Everyman Theatre
https://www.everymantheatre.org.uk/shows/being-mr-wickham/
3 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Good Evening Maureen, I have already put your box in the car so it can be handed over to Jolien tomorrow.
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
And it was fortunate I did so...
4 months ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
Dawn has ordered me to track down Maureen. I'm going to lay some bait and wait for her to show up
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
6 months ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
A quick post before I report for supermarket duty.
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
. Her higness is not sure of the casting.
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Cast unveiled for new comedy drama The Walsh Sisters, led by Louisa Harland, Caroline Menton and Aidan Quinn
BBC and RTÉ have unveiled the lead cast members for the new series inspired by the novels of Marian Keyes
https://www.bbc.com/mediacentre/2025/bbc-marian-keyes-walsh-sisters-cast
7 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
Her Highness slipped and banged her tailbone over a week ago. It is still very very painful but she refuses to see a doctor. I hereby claim my marital right to declare I have a Pain in the Arse Wife.
8 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Happy Extra Birthday Maureen. By decree of Her Highness Queen Dawn your birthday has been extended a day, entitling you to a new cake and more presents.
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
8 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Some birthday Jane Autsen for you
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
8 months ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
two minutes too a special birthday.
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
8 months ago
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@neonriver.bsky.social
Happy Birthday Donna
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
8 months ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Oh dear, She just asked me to remind you it was the last episode of Miss Austen tonight, but that was last week. So I can't also drop in a reminder about something else tomorrow.......
9 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
reminder new Jane Austen drama in 25 minutes on BBC1.
10 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
News indeed.
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
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BBC announces launch date and releases new trailer for Miss Austen, starring Keeley Hawes
Adapted from Gill Hornby's best-selling novel, the series airs Sunday 2 February on BBC iPlayer and BBC One
https://www.bbc.com/mediacentre/2025/miss-austen-bbc-launch-date-new-trailer
11 months ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
Its my pleasure to announce the appointment of Maureen as chairperson of the new campaign group PWAP, Pat Wants A Puppy.
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
11 months ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
No doubt She has informed you of her broken foot and hand. An injured wife is more tricky to please than an uninjured wife. I'm planning to distract her with a ...
11 months ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Hi Maureen, look what I've kept for myself whilst clearing my parent's house
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@neonriver.bsky.social
...
12 months ago
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@neonriver.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
Merry Xmas. Amoungst all the excited children, food, drink and tv, take time to remember the real reason for xmas is presents for wives.
12 months ago
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@valerie1256.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
Angry wife can't believe her husband refused a direct order ... to visit the Margret Thatcher centre
about 1 year ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
This is an official warning, my new card adapter has arrived and my holiday snaps are likely to get posted. even if I had my camera in close up mode for the panaramic shots of the lake district
about 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
Dawn invites you to her Mr Darcy caption competition
about 1 year ago
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@valerie1256.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
I am just about to set off for Sonia's come back concert. I'm hoping Sonia will be giving a meet and greet.
@soniarays.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
I hope She has told you already, but I got Her a barrier position.
over 1 year ago
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@valerie1256.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
It seems 'only mad Wives and Englishmen queue in the mid-day sun' is a true saying. So wish me luck as I chauffer an anxious, snarling wife on a three hour journey.
over 1 year ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@emiilyyy.bsky.social
Mr Q has refused to allow Mrs Q to go to the Glastonbury Abbey concert tomorrow.
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
So now She faces the shame of taking Her own husband into a Keane concert!
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
Happy Birthday Jolien
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
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@valerie1256.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
Alert husband saves the day! Our local Kodak shop which prints photographs is to shut. I've just noticed some dribble must of seeped behind the frame of Her favourite photo and stuck Tim to the glass
over 1 year ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
You'll remember the 'he's tall, isn't he' landlady scene from For A Few Dollars More
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y5m...
Well something very similar happened to me yesterday!
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'The room's occupied' - For a Few Dollars More (1965)
YouTube video by Diego Humanes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y5mNVx9bWw
over 1 year ago
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A cartoon for Daan about Wales
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFOE...
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Ivor the Engine - Idris The Dragon
YouTube video by WholesomeOldContent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFOEwOEiDHI
over 1 year ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
I have an over excited wife here. Today our Welsh heritage second year menbership cards have arrived, she now gets free entrance to English castles, also ...
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
I'll leave you to do the alt for this image, not sure if Dutch or English will be best
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
Just back from reconnaissance mission to Glastonbury Abbey Ma'ams.
over 1 year ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
Yesterday a shower created a gap in her regime of hedge trimming and paint stripping
over 1 year ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Hi Maureen, you've so far neglected to mention the collapse of your bed. In order to settle a bet with my wife, how many occupants were there at the point of collapse?
@justanotherdawn.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
A shoddy piece of pavement and a bit of rain and our town makes national news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Casualty figures are at 0.
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Ross-on-Wye flooding rips up road and pavement
A street's surface is washed away in Ross-on-Wye where part of the town centre is forced to close.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1d4vd4nrxko
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
Turns out my ego might be revived by my artichoke plant.
producebuzz.wordpress.com/2023/05/11/a...
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
So got on underground, young lady got up to offer old me a seat. Wife most amused.
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
Today its my honour to escort Her to outside the O2 cat-urday concert. Apparently Keane arranged this second show after hearing She had not been tempted with a good enough seat for last night.
over 1 year ago
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@valerie1256.bsky.social
Please pass on my appology to Donna for not getting her a Tim photo last night. I staked out the support band's bus by mistake. I have of course returned my chauffeur of the year award in shame.
@soniarays.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
Its going to be a special day for my Queen of Keane.
over 1 year ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
A weasel ran in front of the car as Jaffa was returning from the woods this morning. I'm taking this as a good omen ahead of meeting Mrs Q tomorrow.
over 1 year ago
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@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure She will appreciate calling in here on the way to see Keane at Bournemouth. The minstrals gallery will put Her in concert mood:
over 1 year ago
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@jojoba.bsky.social
I was pondering why she just booked a ticket for me also to see Marion Keyes when I don't get a ticket for a Keane concert anymore. I'm suspecting price.
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@soniarays.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
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@soniarays.bsky.social
@anythingmaureen.bsky.social
@jojoba.bsky.social
@valerie1256.bsky.social
Happy Cat-urday.
over 1 year ago
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