@regrettingby.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social Took Queen Dawn to the Christmas Fair at Bath yesterday afternoon... @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social Dear Maureen, as soon as you have 108 minutes listen to this reading of The Watsons. There is a ball with enough gentlemen and officers to keep you amused. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KChE... @regrettingby.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social Her Teddy is having a stuffing transplant tomorrow @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @regrettingby.bsky.social

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social SInce Keane have advertised their xmas merchandise, it can not be too early for a xmas puppy @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @regrettingby.bsky.social

@regrettingby.bsky.social Dear Dr Donna, is something wrong with me? I always thought the iron sea artwork skull was an hot air baloon and the whale a bomb, and I did not need glasses at the time. @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social

@soniarays.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social Welcome to Maureen's regency gentlemen thread @anythingmaureen.bsky.social

@jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social Its Jane Austen parade day, and She is already up. I do hope no lady decides to swap a pert parasol for an inappropriate brolly.

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social A disappointing lack of bonnets in this production www.everymantheatre.org.uk/shows/being-.... Do you think She @justanotherdawn.bsky.social should take me, like on a date?

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social Good Evening Maureen, I have already put your box in the car so it can be handed over to Jolien tomorrow. @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social And it was fortunate I did so...

@soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social Dawn has ordered me to track down Maureen. I'm going to lay some bait and wait for her to show up @anythingmaureen.bsky.social

@jojoba.bsky.social A quick post before I report for supermarket duty. www.bbc.com/mediacentre/.... Her higness is not sure of the casting.

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social Her Highness slipped and banged her tailbone over a week ago. It is still very very painful but she refuses to see a doctor. I hereby claim my marital right to declare I have a Pain in the Arse Wife.

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social Happy Extra Birthday Maureen. By decree of Her Highness Queen Dawn your birthday has been extended a day, entitling you to a new cake and more presents. @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social Some birthday Jane Autsen for you @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social

@soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social two minutes too a special birthday. @anythingmaureen.bsky.social

@neonriver.bsky.social Happy Birthday Donna @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social

@jojoba.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social Oh dear, She just asked me to remind you it was the last episode of Miss Austen tonight, but that was last week. So I can't also drop in a reminder about something else tomorrow.......

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social reminder new Jane Austen drama in 25 minutes on BBC1.

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social News indeed. www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...

@jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social Its my pleasure to announce the appointment of Maureen as chairperson of the new campaign group PWAP, Pat Wants A Puppy. @anythingmaureen.bsky.social

@soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social No doubt She has informed you of her broken foot and hand. An injured wife is more tricky to please than an uninjured wife. I'm planning to distract her with a ...

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social Hi Maureen, look what I've kept for myself whilst clearing my parent's house @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @neonriver.bsky.social ...

@neonriver.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social Merry Xmas. Amoungst all the excited children, food, drink and tv, take time to remember the real reason for xmas is presents for wives.

@soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social Angry wife can't believe her husband refused a direct order ... to visit the Margret Thatcher centre

@soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social This is an official warning, my new card adapter has arrived and my holiday snaps are likely to get posted. even if I had my camera in close up mode for the panaramic shots of the lake district

@jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social Dawn invites you to her Mr Darcy caption competition

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social I am just about to set off for Sonia's come back concert. I'm hoping Sonia will be giving a meet and greet. @soniarays.bsky.social

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social I hope She has told you already, but I got Her a barrier position.

@valerie1256.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social It seems 'only mad Wives and Englishmen queue in the mid-day sun' is a true saying. So wish me luck as I chauffer an anxious, snarling wife on a three hour journey.

@soniarays.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @emiilyyy.bsky.social Mr Q has refused to allow Mrs Q to go to the Glastonbury Abbey concert tomorrow. @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social So now She faces the shame of taking Her own husband into a Keane concert!

@jojoba.bsky.social Happy Birthday Jolien @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social

@valerie1256.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social Alert husband saves the day! Our local Kodak shop which prints photographs is to shut. I've just noticed some dribble must of seeped behind the frame of Her favourite photo and stuck Tim to the glass

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social You'll remember the 'he's tall, isn't he' landlady scene from For A Few Dollars More www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y5m... Well something very similar happened to me yesterday!

A cartoon for Daan about Wales www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFOE...

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social I have an over excited wife here. Today our Welsh heritage second year menbership cards have arrived, she now gets free entrance to English castles, also ...

@jojoba.bsky.social I'll leave you to do the alt for this image, not sure if Dutch or English will be best @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social

@jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social Just back from reconnaissance mission to Glastonbury Abbey Ma'ams.

@soniarays.bsky.social Yesterday a shower created a gap in her regime of hedge trimming and paint stripping

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social Hi Maureen, you've so far neglected to mention the collapse of your bed. In order to settle a bet with my wife, how many occupants were there at the point of collapse? @justanotherdawn.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social

@jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social A shoddy piece of pavement and a bit of rain and our town makes national news www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Casualty figures are at 0.

@jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social Turns out my ego might be revived by my artichoke plant. producebuzz.wordpress.com/2023/05/11/a...

@jojoba.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social So got on underground, young lady got up to offer old me a seat. Wife most amused.

@jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social Today its my honour to escort Her to outside the O2 cat-urday concert. Apparently Keane arranged this second show after hearing She had not been tempted with a good enough seat for last night.

@valerie1256.bsky.social Please pass on my appology to Donna for not getting her a Tim photo last night. I staked out the support band's bus by mistake. I have of course returned my chauffeur of the year award in shame. @soniarays.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social

@soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social

@soniarays.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social Its going to be a special day for my Queen of Keane.

@soniarays.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social A weasel ran in front of the car as Jaffa was returning from the woods this morning. I'm taking this as a good omen ahead of meeting Mrs Q tomorrow.

@anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social I'm pretty sure She will appreciate calling in here on the way to see Keane at Bournemouth. The minstrals gallery will put Her in concert mood:

@jojoba.bsky.social I was pondering why she just booked a ticket for me also to see Marion Keyes when I don't get a ticket for a Keane concert anymore. I'm suspecting price. @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @soniarays.bsky.social

@soniarays.bsky.social @anythingmaureen.bsky.social @jojoba.bsky.social @valerie1256.bsky.social Happy Cat-urday.