Fuck you, I’m the mayor.

What a great day to tell you about my car!

Many people will be critical of this response, but we must back the blue no matter who.

As Mayor of MPLS, I’m not going to let this Communist Lunatic destroy MPLS. Rest assured, I hold all the levers, and have all the cards. I’ll save MPLS, and make it ‘Hot’ and ‘Great’ again!

RELEASE THE FILES

STOP THE STEAL

People are saying that Little Omar and “Pastor” Davis are breaking THE LAW. We will be talking to our lawyers. I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

A lot of talk about massive CHEATING in MPLS. Law Enforcement coming!!!

He only won in the eyes of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA, I concede NOTHING! We have a long way to go. This was a RIGGED ELECTION!

I want to thank everyone who showed up to support my campaign. This election should be decided by our entire city, not by a handful of delegates who care deeply about Minneapolis. So deeply that they would spend 12 hours inside in July just to have me take my ball and go home.

I am proud of Becka Thompson for standing up to the bullies who know how to use photoshop. We need more people like her by my side to ensure people see our city for what it is: a place for the privileged few who deserve better than to be mocked online. www.startribune.com/becka-thomps...

My god. I’ve aged horribly.

Have you seen how ugly our cops are?

People want to blame me for this, but I did not authorize it. MPD does not respect me and does whatever they want.

Five years after MPD murdered George Floyd while people watched and begged them to stop, we have not made enough progress in reforming policing in Minneapolis. I am running for mayor to finish the job. The mayor is responsible for MPD and we cannot tolerate any more incompetence in city hall.

Jerry has a right to defend the piles of money I make sure he has, no matter how poorly it’s used.

Thank you for your support. I will continue to obstruct, drag my feet, and manufacture consent until I get what I want. Together, we will make the city council pay.

I’m Jacob Frey and I’m running for the mayor of Minneapolis. The past four years of Mayor Hodges’s administration has been a disaster and I intend to make Minneapolis great again!

I am relieved this is over. I spent so much time practicing how to plead the fifth last night and am glad I won’t have to now. www.startribune.com/surprise-gui...

Welcome to MPLS, Daniel! People who can’t make it on the East Coast are always welcome here!

You are my algorithm.

My good friend Dean Phillips is right. We need fewer cowards in government.

I believe this would be a good way to reduce poverty. However, after consulting with several police officers who receive overtime pay for destroying homeless encampments, I cannot in good faith take away the joy they get from harming vulnerable people. We cannot hurt some to help others.

Not us. Me.

I’ve long supported a balanced and fair Labor Standards Board but the Council’s proposal is neither. If we want this board to work, business participation isn’t just important — it’s the only thing that matters to hundreds of businesses owners who have made donations to me.

Tell me I’m a bad boy, I deserve it.

Public safety investments today = a sustainable tomorrow. Minneapolis is leading the way when it comes to policing.

As the mayor, I can understand this. Sometimes language becomes casual.

Please love me. I’m the mayor.

ZIONISM

Fuck you, I’m the mayor.

If you have such good ideas on how to run a city, why aren’t you a landlord taking advantage of tax credits?

It has been a difficult time since I was first elected. COVID, George Floyd’s murder, and so many other things have all taken their toll on us. We can make MPLS a great city again and look forward to winning another chance in this fall. Please go to mayorfrey.com to read more about my campaign!

One of the great advantages of Bluesky is that it makes it very difficult to impersonate people. All you have to do is see that this is the real Mayor Frey by the username. Do not trust any politicians who do not use their campaign website!

Imagine how bad of a mayor you have to be to have Emily Koski running to your left.

Jacking off

Jacking off

State Fair pro tip: You don’t want to miss the Minnesota firefighters at the MN AFL-CIO

As mayor I promise you the bare minimum while ensuring corporations have a seat at the table. www.startribune.com/jacob-frey-v...

We are taking a big step forward in Minnesota with the legalization of marijuana. At the same time it is important we do not forget about those who sell drugs at Macalester and how this impacts their incomes. Selling weed to minors and cocaine will not replace what they will lose in weed sales.

In honor of Lady Gaga eating dinner in MPLS on Sunday night, I am changing the name of MPLS to Minnegagapolis and proclaiming today to be Lady Gaga day!

Fuck you, I’m the mayor.

If you are interested in providing feedback on a new public safety commissioner, be sure to donate to AllOfMpls. This unaffiliated PAC ran by friends of mine needs all the help we can get to stop meaningful change in MPLS.

I accidentally decriminalized mushrooms. I meant to decriminalize slum rooms as a part of my housing initiatives for our most desperate landlords.

It’s Mayor Monday. What have you done for me lately?

It’s Friday, MPLS! What embarrassing thing will I do this weekend?

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

After a long holiday weekend, I hope MPLS police are getting a nice break after a cushy job collecting overtime at the Taste of MNSTA or chasing teenagers for the violent crime of fireworks.

In honor of the Elks Convention in MPLS, I have renamed the city to Elksiapolis