Sub-species of slime that has adapted to life in the bedrooms of NEETs and fujoshis instead of dungeons and tombs, subsisting wholly on their cum. While not sentient, they have evolved to mimic the form of cute anime girls, and in a way, have domesticated the humans who's rooms they live in.

"Images detached from every aspect of life merge into a common stream, and the former unity of life is lost forever. Apprehended in a partial way, reality unfolds in a new generality as a pseudo­world apart, solely as an object of contemplation."

How scandalous! #foxpopvli #art #vhs #nostalgian #paintover

~Winter Weight Catherine - Shared Clothes~ The Winters buy all their accessories from a certain boutique that caters to certain individuals with interests in certain types of men.

modern day harem setting: The most accomplished women across academics, athletics, and high society all competing for the coveted position of sucking the Princling’s cock as he plays video games and watched brain rot meme clips online…

Mom who assured her son that she’s not “jerking his bully off”. She’s a licensed massage therapist and he’s a star athlete who needs to maintain his physical peak. Her being in a white one piece swimsuit made transparent by the massage oil is just part of the massage package his school ordered

Mom who insists to her son that she’s not his bully’s “bottom bitch.” She’s a licensed sex therapist and she’s helping a young man with an over active libido learn how to manage these urges…by giving him a safe space and willing holes to drain his dick in~

not sure whats next for old moffers...

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the hottest thing you can be is average

i use my cock to piss and wank

im like the opposite of a kink shamer. kink enabler. thats not my kink but thats fucking awesome dude have you tried getting even more into it

fishy on meee fishy on meeee

gooning is a habit that encodes information in my body

good queers put porn first

i bought a candy cane cottage in goonwich

Nothing stimulates my mind like thinking about Sex and Porn. They are the only ideas that matter to me. everything is filtered through Them.

blonde people needn't wear clothes

my brain has become completely attached to the idea that i'm gonna make a film, even though i have no ideas and no notion of how it will be achieved. it's 5D failchess areas folks

you need to look after yourself, you fucking dingbat

should i get paul klee's forgetful angel tattooed

do you think the world knows it's sexy

le cult du pénis: louange au pénis. all praise to penis

hot days are for forming memories cold days are for being desperate for still images

i love the way fear brings you back to life

there is no landscape without preferences

thinking about porn is the practice of sex

i love the way my gooncel dong hangs when it's a bit sweaty and needs to piss

on my cum supplement stack and eating heaps of celery so i can do a huge cum later!

for a gooner i'm really resistant to engaging with social media. i'm guess i'm too virtuous for this slop pile!!!!!1!!1! oh ho ho ho!!! looky me looky me!!!

gooncaveaganda

probably one of the most important things you can give a boy is dance lessons

ecoterrorism

staring at butts is extremely therapeutic

outer space footage except the soundtrack is just the echoing sound of plapplapplapplap

im just one of the earth's used jizz tissues

im having a really bad time

im having a really bad time

i bow to no human resources department! i bow only to PORN!!!!

i wanna make a freaking porno but everybody hates me

life is up and down and down but the light of Porn will never fade from my soul

Porn makes things very easy to understand

it feels really good to spend your unemployment benefits on Porn

i think im finally cresting the hill of being truly genuinely ok with being sexless and swearing off sex! my sex life is wanking and gooning and worshipping my screens and spreading Porn's message! huge developments

good gooner boys get as much candy as they want!!!!!!!

peace and love on planet goon