moffett blip
@moffettblip.bsky.social
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28yo minor league queerdo
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SNEZ
about 1 month ago
Mom who assured her son that she’s not “jerking his bully off”. She’s a licensed massage therapist and he’s a star athlete who needs to maintain his physical peak. Her being in a white one piece swimsuit made transparent by the massage oil is just part of the massage package his school ordered
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SNEZ
about 1 month ago
Mom who insists to her son that she’s not his bully’s “bottom bitch.” She’s a licensed sex therapist and she’s helping a young man with an over active libido learn how to manage these urges…by giving him a safe space and willing holes to drain his dick in~
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not sure whats next for old moffers...
6 months ago
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goon audio 8
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6 months ago
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goon audio 7
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7 months ago
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the hottest thing you can be is average
8 months ago
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i use my cock to piss and wank
8 months ago
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taylor 💐
8 months ago
im like the opposite of a kink shamer. kink enabler. thats not my kink but thats fucking awesome dude have you tried getting even more into it
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fishy on meee fishy on meeee
8 months ago
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gooning is a habit that encodes information in my body
8 months ago
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good queers put porn first
10 months ago
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i bought a candy cane cottage in goonwich
10 months ago
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Nothing stimulates my mind like thinking about Sex and Porn. They are the only ideas that matter to me. everything is filtered through Them.
10 months ago
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blonde people needn't wear clothes
10 months ago
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my brain has become completely attached to the idea that i'm gonna make a film, even though i have no ideas and no notion of how it will be achieved. it's 5D failchess areas folks
10 months ago
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you need to look after yourself, you fucking dingbat
10 months ago
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should i get paul klee's forgetful angel tattooed
10 months ago
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do you think the world knows it's sexy
10 months ago
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le cult du pénis: louange au pénis. all praise to penis
10 months ago
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hot days are for forming memories cold days are for being desperate for still images
10 months ago
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i love the way fear brings you back to life
10 months ago
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there is no landscape without preferences
10 months ago
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thinking about porn is the practice of sex
10 months ago
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i love the way my gooncel dong hangs when it's a bit sweaty and needs to piss
10 months ago
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on my cum supplement stack and eating heaps of celery so i can do a huge cum later!
10 months ago
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for a gooner i'm really resistant to engaging with social media. i'm guess i'm too virtuous for this slop pile!!!!!1!!1! oh ho ho ho!!! looky me looky me!!!
10 months ago
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gooncaveaganda
10 months ago
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probably one of the most important things you can give a boy is dance lessons
10 months ago
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ecoterrorism
11 months ago
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staring at butts is extremely therapeutic
11 months ago
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I’m sooning. I’m come-domerpilled. I’m fleoding. I’m neeting dirt. I’m tootlecore. Dunkin-chan. Soupercel.
11 months ago
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outer space footage except the soundtrack is just the echoing sound of plapplapplapplap
11 months ago
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im just one of the earth's used jizz tissues
11 months ago
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im having a really bad time
11 months ago
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im having a really bad time
11 months ago
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i bow to no human resources department! i bow only to PORN!!!!
11 months ago
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i wanna make a freaking porno but everybody hates me
11 months ago
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life is up and down and down but the light of Porn will never fade from my soul
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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Porn makes things very easy to understand
11 months ago
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it feels really good to spend your unemployment benefits on Porn
11 months ago
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i think im finally cresting the hill of being truly genuinely ok with being sexless and swearing off sex! my sex life is wanking and gooning and worshipping my screens and spreading Porn's message! huge developments
11 months ago
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good gooner boys get as much candy as they want!!!!!!!
11 months ago
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peace and love on planet goon
11 months ago
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goon audio 4
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11 months ago
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masturbating ✊ playing tiny violin 👌
11 months ago
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when i can't see them, i guess the shape of people's asses
11 months ago
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roommate who knocks on your door while you're gooning, they come in and just point their butt into your cave and fart, then close the door and leave you to it
11 months ago
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pornwhores we are Porn's whores
11 months ago
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