Has Bobby Bonilla ever thought of contacting JG Wentworth?

Holy crap you could hear Kone’s leg bone snap.

People acting like the Bears moving to Hammond, IN is like them moving to the moon. It’s actually closer than O’Hare.

The best 30 days of the year are June 4 - July 4.

Third try!

For my Bluesky friends. I'm hosting a World Cup Pool. Super easy to play. Pick one team from each of the 8 tiers. You earn points based on wins, goals, clean sheets, and points multiply in the knockout rounds. $20 per entry. Feel free to share. Play here: mats-world-cup-pool.netlify.app

Nats/Dads game today in DC.

In Washington DC for the first time in my life. It’s cool and all, but the reflection pool is getting painted blue. You can’t get near the White House because of a UFC ring, and the national mall is erecting a stage for vanilla ice. The orange guy is such a joke.

Happy beginning of summer everyone! Here’s to a great couple of warm months, many new adventures, and time with friends and family. Let’s make it unforgettable!

The family that goes to pop-punk shows together, stays together. Yes, those are my sons crowd-surfing. Yes that’s my wife in a propeller-beanie. Thanks for a great show @goodkidband.bsky.social. Pop-punk is alive and well.

Hartman looks like Happy Gilmore’s caddy.

Who is the musical artist you most associate with: “They are a complete idiot, but I really like that song.”

Ooooooooooh Deveraux….

I’m irrationally confident about the Wild beating Colorado in round 2.

A nice little day for MN sports.

A probably dumb NHL Playoff idea. Instead of a 7 game series to start the playoffs, all 8 teams from the West play a round robin, same with East. (Still 7 games). Home team is higher seed. Colorado would have had 7 home games. No ties. Top 4 teams advance. H2H and goal differential the tiebreaker.

Let's do some freezing cold, thirty year old, hot takes... The Verve Pipe's "Photograph" is a significantly better song than "The Freshman."

Well, the Vikings have had two cracks at safeties that fell to them. Which means Harrison Smith is coming back.

I still don’t believe that there are actual Chargers fans.

No one went to Arvell Reese’s birthday party.

-The Vikings -A player that fell 10 spots for no reason.

RT this and fill in the blanks. My favorite NFL team is __________. I hope they leave night #1 of the NFL Draft with ___________.

Oettinger saved everything glove side in Game 2. He’s not nearly as strong stick side.

I’m legitimately still pissed that the Dallas Stars exist.

I would trade the Timberwolves franchise for a Wild Stanley Cup.

What’s with the court side old dude in red pants? #wolves

If I was an NBA coach, I’d wear a suit in the playoffs.

Movies have led me to believe there are lots of secret covert operations happening all the time that result in many car chases, public pursuits and explosions. Why aren’t they ever on the news?

It’s the time of year where I watch a Timberwolves game or two. #HonestBandwagon

Mason Miller has faced 30 batters this year. He’s allowed 1 hit. He’s allowed 1 walk. He’s struck out 23 batters. The other 5 were outs put into play. If he keeps this up it’s the greatest season ever by a reliever, and maybe by a pitcher.

The Twins are like…

Calling my very first high school lacrosse game on Lake Conference Network tonight. Wayzata @ STMA. Tune in and make fun of me using hockey terms incorrectly! (I’ll try not to).

Was just on a call with 3 other coworkers. We all work remote. My pup started snoring as she sleeps next to me, I mentioned it to my coworkers. All 3 of them also had their dogs next to them as we talked. Dogs are great. So is working remotely.

Why does the smoke alarm low battery chirp only ever start chirping at 3:54am?

Jesus Christ… also soft on crime… for real.

Rory McIlroy… soft on crime.

Santa Claus… also soft on crime.

I kind of want the yellow EGG SALAD hat

“Give me back my son!”

Bobson Dugnutt and Steve McDichael

More like dechambNOOOOOO!

Does anyone else sing Jimmy Eat World’s “Futures” when placing sports wagers? Just me? Coo coo coo coo cooo

Shane Lowry looks like JJ Frankie JJ.

Is Jason Day wearing bell-bottom slacks?

Here’s a big secret of mine: I like fantasy baseball better than fantasy football. Unpopular opinion I know. It’s just more entertaining to me.

So no one told you life was going to be this way.

Project Hail Mary was totally worth it.

I really needed one more season of Amazon’s The Patriot. So many unanswered questions. Absolute 10/10 show.

Hey, I’m looking to grow my network on Bluesky. Really trying to get rid of the other app. Re-post or comment with your favorite follows on here and I will check them out. Follow me if you’re into #fantasyfootball, dumb jokes, waves that are blue, ska/punk music, and Minnesota sports.