Roy Irwin
@umami.bsky.social
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Musician from Tāmaki Makaurau | Non-binary (they/them) | Ngāpuhi
Saw David Seymour at Metallica. James Hetfield said everyone at the show was now part of the Metallica family, but that doesn’t include you. You are an incessant cretin, and you will never be part of the Metallica family.
9 days ago
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Good evening.
27 days ago
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Sober/ pipi update.
about 1 month ago
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What my band looks like while I sing about suicide and alcoholism.
about 2 months ago
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Imagine winning this and then being murdered by Sting.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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this saturday.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/98663/OP...
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O/PUS LP Release Party w/ Drop Zone + Roy Irwin (band) - Audio Foundation, Auckland
O/PUS LP Release Party w/ Drop Zone + Roy Irwin (band), Audio Foundation, Auckland Sat, 11 October
https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/98663/OPUS-LP-Release-Party-w-Drop-Zone--Roy-Irwin-band.utr
about 2 months ago
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band practice sounded so good last night. If I can manage my nerves at shows maybe people would think I'm alright.
about 2 months ago
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The gym is my new alcohol and I’m getting PISSED.
about 2 months ago
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One week sober from dumb bitch juice.
about 2 months ago
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*shares meme* I should be a comedian.
about 2 months ago
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Pretty hyped to have joined a gym today.
2 months ago
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I saw a photo of Donald on the news with the headline "he lived boldly" and I got mad butterflies cause for a split second I thought he died.
2 months ago
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Gonna film myself trying MrBeast Burger for the first time but instead of me eating MrBeast Burger it's just me being beheaded on Instagram live.
3 months ago
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disasteradio / eyeliner
4 months ago
noot noot
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Grateful that after a shitty day my sweet bestie says shit like this about my dinner pics. I love you, Joe.
4 months ago
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Common Trux
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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Damn I wanna open for Ethel Cain so bad.
4 months ago
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Yoh this album is beeeeeeeyuut. First listen 👂🏼
4 months ago
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My new single “Drown” is out now via Bandcamp and streaming x
4 months ago
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New single out Thursday. Digital pre-order up now.
royirwin.bandcamp.com/album/drown
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Drown, by Roy Irwin
1 track album
https://royirwin.bandcamp.com/album/drown
4 months ago
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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs
4 months ago
“what is the crime?!” I scream as the police drag me away from the polling booth “…enjoying a succulent free Māori hangi?!”
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RohRoh
4 months ago
whah whaaaaaaaaaa. got backline? need sound for a show? (pa and mixing) deliveries? menial admin? boy have I got some time on my hands....
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Guy eating a rotisserie chicken on the bus.
4 months ago
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🖕 👨 🐛 💤👔🐛 ⛽️ 👢 ⚡️ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢
4 months ago
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Tamara Yajia
4 months ago
Wearing a cock ring is like putting your dick up in a ponytail
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Kim Tairi (ia/ahau/koe/she) Nā te mea he Māori ahau
4 months ago
We are the first peoples of Aotearoa, who extended our manaakitanga to non-Māori. Agreeing to share our country. This Government has no intention of honouring Te Tiriti, instead choosing to entrench systemic racism. Shame. I am appalled and heartsore.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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English to appear above te reo Māori in New Zealand passport redesign
The move reflects the government's commitment to using English first, Internal Affairs Minister Brooke van Velden says.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/568019/english-to-appear-above-te-reo-maori-in-new-zealand-passport-redesign
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Ronald McDonald removing 4 of his McRib's so he can suck his own dick.
4 months ago
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Bye hog man
4 months ago
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Funny question working in a clothing store is "is this for men or women?". Look. If it fits, looks good and feels good? Wear it.
4 months ago
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First show 100% success
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Playing with a band for the first time in almost 10 years. Discounted tickets still available via
@undertheradarnz.bsky.social
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Practising asking for the right gauge of guitar strings in mirror so the Rock Shop guys don’t shoot me in the head.
4 months ago
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Addison Rae is a genius.
4 months ago
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Golden Axe!!!
4 months ago
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Let’s party rock.
4 months ago
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I’m ready to party rock at Golden Axe tonight. Elder millennials rejoice!!!!
4 months ago
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Demon’s Cave has surpassed 9 million streams and I’m still a poor harder.
5 months ago
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Sunday innit
5 months ago
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What’s your display name on discord?
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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At work I’m like “can’t wait to be home” and now I’m home stoned and just saw a reel of a dude eating a hissing cockroach.
5 months ago
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They're playing the Pam & Tommy tapes at the Lorde album listening party. Love is REAL.
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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How I felt playing with P.H.F.
5 months ago
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Meet my child, Power Nap.
5 months ago
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The tamarillo in my porridge tastes like the garlic I minced last night.
5 months ago
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When I was small child my Mum would say to me “arms up strong like King Kong”. I think about those words a lot and apply them to adult problems. Crippling debt? “Arms up strong like King Kong” Punched a cop? “Arms up strong like King Kong”
5 months ago
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