tonight at the Shrek rave a man requested i play rock, paper, scissors with him when i won he handed me this and then disappeared into the night

this is the best day of my life

i often forget not everyone is chronically online.. i posted these on my ig story last night and right after had about 20 people message me to see if i was okay 😭

imagine hating me and my life is just this

it is time

last night towards the end of my set a girl walked up to the DJ booth and shows me her phone with a song request for “Lavern - Hold Me” Lavern was the headliner i was opening for and that’s his top track on Spotify be so fucking fr woman..

picky eaters make me so irrationally angry bc wdym you order chicken tenders at the mexican restaurant

can i say something? spotify’s recommended tracks algorithm fucking sucks 😃

ur favorite DJ’s dream venue is Red Rocks mine is the Club Penguin night club.. we are not the same

not TEMU recommending me coke spoons

“are you ok?” no… the sun is setting at 4:30pm

me giving Twitter one last look before i log off forever

being on this app reminds me of when edm twitter was in its infancy way back in 2016-2018 :,)

on Saturday i’m opening for an artist that just opened for Martin Garrix so by extension i can tell people i opened for Martin Garrix right? 🧐

good evening

my friend who isn’t chronically online sent me a bassnectar remix and said “you should play this at your next show” how do i tell him lmao

i went to a murder mystery party and won best dressed please clap

he just like me fr

this is the vibe every time you open twitter now

good afternoon

from my cold dead hands @RFK

this app is elite but i need a “save to drafts” button expeditiously

being on Bluesky when you’re bald must feel so crazy.. like damn i’m contributing to the downfall of Twitter and i’m bald

not now babe i’m working on my Bluesky niche micro-celebrity career

100 likes and i’ll hit Elon Musk with a truck ✨

idk what to post so here’s my cat 👍🏼

who up blue-ing their sky rn