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The volume control has broken off my phone. ... ... ... IS THIS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH??!!

Oh... Twitter... so... many... posts about... Michael Jackson.... and... Game of Thrones... and... Glitch... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 If I had more followers on Bluesky, I might finally leave Twitter.

If I get FFS and the surgeons ask me what song I want as I drift out, I'm asking for the English cover of Bad Apple

My cat is the bane of my existence. And I wouldn't trade him for the world.

Leonardo has found a new home

And Sir Christopher Lee lived until 93. Another reason why Saruman was better

There are now adults who were born after Heath Ledger died.

Looking at The Ten Commandments, The Mummy starring Brendon Fraser and Yūgiō, is the secret to bisexuality appeal ancient Egypt?

Revisiting TMNT 03 and without their weapons, it can be difficult for me to differentiate the turtles, because I'm colourblind. Leo's and Don's colours are damn near the same to me

I might prefer the company of cats to my family, because cats won't deadname me

Watching The Ten Commandments and if this wasn't from the Bible, I think it could've been a bi favourite

I used to think "silhouette" was pronounced "sil-howt"

If you see this, post a princess

Rewatching the original Ranma anime and I just thought I'd remind everyone that these two share the same seiyuu. Because it's initially shocking...

Had to get a new pair of jeans. My ass has gotten too phat

Leo just looks too cute here not to share 🥹

...why isn't the plural for "house" hice?

Why hasn't someone made a mod of the Budokai games taking out Yamamoto's OST and replacing it with the music he originally plagiarized? I demand to fight Freeza to Stratovarius!

Leonardo

I think I might most want a girlfriend because she'd probably get loudly angry at my family for deadnaming me.

Before transitioning, I weighed 50-58kg. I now weigh 68kg and all of my old clothes still somehow fit.

I don't really celebrate New Year's, but... uh, so anyway, here's some selfies 明けましておめでとう

Apparently the group least likely to celebrate New Year's are old people. ...fuck! I'm OLD!!!

Know what an underrated Homer quote? "Ah!!! He'll find my scorpion farm! Then where will my scorpions live?!"

My most boomer-ish take is blaming millennials for the prequel trilogy receiving too much praise.

Some say the Avatar movies have no cultural impact, but I remember fan art being all over Instagram during The Way of Water's theatrical run.

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only. I wanted to look like Paige.

Your communist, Weeb, trans girl reporting for duty

Which is more ethical, going back in time to kill baby Hitler or going back in time to kill baby Hitler's dad?

...are the Avatar movie Christmas movies?

Absentmindedly touching my cheeks, because they've never before been this soft or smooth 🤩

I think I'm having a mini depression. Again.

You ever have a really ironic story that you really want to tell, but it requires a really specific context for it to really land?? ...really

If you see this, repost this with your model of positive masculinity Everyone loves Dick Grayson

My sister asked me if I have paprika. ...hehe.... (no, I still haven't removed the stickers 🤷‍♀️)

I'm going to start asking people what their "Did you raise the dead? Scenario" is. Taken from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 3, raising the dead is apparently important and plausible enough that it's the second thing Homer asks Bart and Lisa, but not important enough to actually warrant action.

I remember seeing Christmas beetles as early as November last year, and I haven't seen one yet. Can we finally do something real about climate change?

Aw, my Nightmare Before Christmas glass broke. What a nightmare which occurred 23 days prior to Christmas. Now I have only one more Nightmare glass...

When I turn thirty, I will still be two years younger than the woman to whom I lost my virginity.

I've been spending my late twenties as the vegetarian goth girl that I couldn't be in high school.

*Casually throwing on my DBZ cap and glancing at my reflection* "Oh, my god... I make a cute tomboy!"

Australian English is the worst English.

I care more for what movies someone likes than what car they drive.

I bought the Casual Vacancy years ago and I think I'll finally read it and see how bad it is

I thought estrogen was supposed to make you gain weight! Why is this so hard?!?! 😭

If you ask me, the smartest thing Homer ever says wasn't "barking up the wrong Bush", but rather "show's over, Shakespeare".

Embarrassing moment. Went to a laser technician, she saw my "Nevermore" tattoo and instead of first recognising it as Edgar Allan Poe or even Wednesday, she thought it was from Harry Potter 🤦‍♀️

If there was a movie based on my father, it'd probably be titled "Help! My S** is a Leftist". This wouldn't be a comedy either.

ハッピーハロウィン！！ Happy Halloween!!