"Author, while I think the absurdity of the Nobel peace prize snub works as a motivator for certain situations, I doubt anyone would believe he wants to invade ANOTHER a country over it." -The Editor

"... Good? You named her 'Good'? Ok you know what, just roll with that." -The Editor

"Greenland?! You're not even done with the Venezuela subplot yet." -The Editor

Machine#guns Also, do you mean Fentanyl?

"Author, you need to have more respect for your readers. At least make an attempt to conceal that the overall motive is about the oil for a few chapters." -The Editor

"Author, we discussed this. Drug wars and regime change are too cliche and still don't mesh with the "Don the Dove" thing you're trying to push." -The Editor

::rubs temples:: ::pours more Scotch::

"Suzanne Collins would like a word." -The Editor

"Author, you've already made this point about his vanity with several other examples. Yawn." -The Editor

"Ok now you're just messing with me. Absolutely not." -The Editor

"Author, I thought you were joking when you forshadowed this. Not believable." -The Editor

"Author, careful with casual mentions of geography, Venezeula is on the Atlantic. Can refer you to a geographic consultant for the final manuscript if needed." -The Editor

"Author, I thought you'd decided on the 'war as distraction' angle for avoiding the President's crimes? Pick a lane, this feels like the flimsier of the two ideas." -The Editor

“Author, the line ‘We have to be unified’ is vague. Unified with whom? The states, the public, or the software?” -The Editor

"Author, as previously discussed, this character is not adding anything to your storyline. Recommend you 86 this plotline entirely. " -The Editor

"Author, you can’t have the President threaten to overthrow Colombia because he remembered drugs exist there too. Also see notes re: continuity issue with the Peace Prize.” -The Editor

"Author, you can't weave in a fake peace prize on top of an active boat bombing campaign. Doesn't pass the straight-face test." -The Editor

"Author, a senator reversing government policy by switching a font back to Times New Roman is not a believable source of national conflict. This reads like parody. Rejected." -The Editor

"Author, two chapters ago you insisted the immigration system was ‘overwhelmed.’ Now it’s offering VIP fast passes for a million dollars. Pick a lane. —Notes attached." -The Editor trumpcard.gov

"Look, Author… You can’t just slap an ‘I Want YOU to Use AI’ poster in the Pentagon and call it worldbuilding. Readers will laugh. Cutting this." -The Editor