Ikeas new bumhole collection!

Just me who reads that number plate as bi daddy?

Working up the 🍑 into a frenzy more than ever!

Working up the 🍑 into a frenzy more than ever!

Proud of myself as i hit personal best of back squatting 130kg today! Previous best...105kg!

Thoughts on sexiest? You can only pick one toy to play with...

Gays....thoughts? And why is it that the answer should be more tops should show off their bulge in briefs?

Thoughts on sexiest? You can only pick one toy to play with...

Gays....thoughts? And why is it that the answer should be more tops should show off their bulge in briefs?

Boys...it's decision time:

Staring into your phone as the AI for the adult verification scans your face that you imperically will never get IDed buying booze again is certainly an experience! Way to go bluesky! Can we have DM pics now?

1. Hey 2. 🍑 3. When is pics in DMs coming to bluesky?

1. Hey 2. 🍑 3. When is pics in DMs coming to bluesky?

Spilled my protein power in the kitchen and now it looks like a sodding coke den.

gym day and hump day all wrapped up into one!

gym day and hump day all wrapped up into one!

Its rained but still too hot to go play out in the sun!

Smug mode! Just deadlifted my first 100kg at the gym 🏋️‍♂️

Suns out buns out working? ;)

Today has had its challenges! Most notably i would say the assholes who stole my wallet from a changing room then started a shopping spree before I successfully blocked my cards. So here a bath time booth while I tout for sympathy!

Been a while since shared these! Note these aren't curated on if there is naughty stuff on them! go.bsky.app/585CLqw

Been a while since shared these! Note these aren't curated on if there is naughty stuff on them! go.bsky.app/CLBswYS

Been a while since shared these! Note these aren't curated on if there is naughty stuff on them! go.bsky.app/91PeMZb

Been a while since shared these! Note these aren't curated on if there is naughty stuff on them! go.bsky.app/MgNknjB

Been a while since shared these! go.bsky.app/9nc7oht

Today has had its challenges! Most notably i would say the assholes who stole my wallet from a changing room then started a shopping spree before I successfully blocked my cards. So here a bath time booth while I tout for sympathy!

Innit ot.

Suns out buns out working? ;)

My master builder tonight!

But also in kyoto....

Kyoto day 2!

Wednesday hump day returns!

Kyoto day one. Shrines, temples and more shrines...oh my!

Next we left Tokyo and headed to Kanazawa. A much smaller and quieter place! Bento boxes on the train (which are a dream compared to ours), gold leaf and intimate temples.

For the afternoon of our final full day in Tokyo we did street food, tokyo tower and headed over to the bay.

Day 3 in tokyo started with the amazing team labs borderless experience!

Spain, Latvia, Poland, Germany and Malta. My overall winner is would say argh. Spain i think. Predictable but give it to the DIVA.

Albania: I'd say almost Russian Jessie J but i don't actually know where Albania is...

San Mar: Daz Samson returns...so why are the people singing not considered to be the singers?

France: taking a staging note from the lorreen school of staging. Quite a good song mind.

Sweden: bat shit crazy. Also the closest we may get go to white lotus lululululluluus. I think i love it. But also. It's just a bit nuts. But i don't want it to win.

Denmark: shit costume transition. Decent dance track. I can see why this will do well.

Denmark: shit costume transition. Decent dance track. I can see why this will do well.

Portugal: from serving kant to "we ain't got anyone to go. My nephew has a band. I can ask them?"

Serving kant!!!!

Malta: fierce!!!!!

Swiss: quite pretty n all that but blatantly not going for a second win.

Armenia: the cow shit and bell bottom trousers look is so under utilised in fashion. This could do well. But it's not for me.