Mozilla and Keter’s favourite game: paffing ice cubes and the rubber ducky around the water fountain. Oli’s favourite game: D&D, something set in Avernus or maybe the Ravenloft dimension, strictly 5e please none of that 2024 BS. Roll for initiative, suckers.

Woooohoo! Way to go, @felicia.day! 💪 I just backed The Guild: Ren Faire'd on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/fel...

Keter hasn’t been skipping arm day.

When I read that ragdolls are prone to behaving like… well… ragdolls, I didn’t really expect this. 🙃 #ragdollcats

The learner has been permitted! I feel like I just turned around, blinked and now even my youngest can legally drive. What the heck. Way to go, Sagan! I’m the family shortstack, too. The blows keep coming. 😆

Happy birthday, Sagan! You are the absolute coolest and you amaze me every day. Proud to be your mom, thanks for tolerating me. 🥰

Is it carbon monoxide

FINALLY. 🥰☀️

Blessing your timeline with a basket of kittens. 💜💜💜

What could possibly go wrong?? 🐱🐱🐱🪡

👀 ‼️ Gabi S drew me and my better half @samsmithsky.bsky.social and I am IN AWE. Thank you, Gabi!! 🥰

Got a muscle cramp SO BAD last night & fell out of bed trying to stretch it out. Husband blearily sat up & said, “What ARE you doing??” as though this was my carefully considered personal choice but he was wearing his CPAP so it sounded like “wha AWW oooh oonghg??” Anyway that’s life after 50, kids

It’s all kittens over here. Alllllll the way down.

We went to Europe & left the children* to fend for themselves for a month, then got three kittens about it. Introducing ragdoll siblings Keter, Oli, and Mozilla! 😸😺😸

Cary is starting to understand why I love Portuguese tiles so much. 😊🇵🇹

Bedankt, Gent! What an incredibly gorgeous city and the loveliest people. We had an amazing weekend. One show down, three to go. Next stop: Sicily for our midweek break. 🇧🇪➡️🇮🇹

The first tattoo of our Great EU Expedition, a Flanders poppy, was realized by Bubblegum Bitch. 😊 She is talented and delightful in equal measure. Thank you, Alice! We highly recommend Donker Tattoo & Piercing in Ghent. 🇧🇪🥰

It Begins. 🤩

Y’all I adulted SO HARD this weekend, including (but not limited to) filing our taxes, getting my international driving permit, setting up an automatic indoor plant water system (with TWO pumps!) & mostly packing for a month-long trip. I am a gd champion. 👑 Happy Easter & Chag Pesach Sameach!

“The blond leading the blond.” - @samsmithsky.bsky.social Wouldn’t have it any other way. 🥰

Dream weekend with the A(pex) Team. 🥰

How lucky am I??? Bestest bizniz partner in the multiverse. 🥰

We just dropped our baby off for his spring break trip to Japan. 🇯🇵 🥹

CW: emergency, fire, GFM My brother Tony’s RV - his home - was completely destroyed by fire yesterday while he was at work. If you are able to help him start again from scratch, his Comox Coach family has created a GFM for him, with our support: www.gofundme.com/f/help-tony-...

Extremely rare sighting of entire family together shocks suburban mall shoppers. News at neleven.

Our biweekly D&D game is +3 to fibrecrafting. 😆

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Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.

A friend sent us this old photo he found of Cary, Sagan, and me at dinner and I think it really says a lot about our family. 💜

The rare ✨triplepeep✨.

Brunch with these guys? Always. 🥰

Well into my Eowyn era. #tattoo #lotr

Frankie came to visit us and he is a purebred Golden Ratiover. 100% perfection. (@tomsalterdrums.com is pretty fabulous too).

Oh I’ve put on over 10 pounds since Pixel died. Tattoo ink is REALLY heavy, right? 🫤

They said this pitcher of sangria “serves 4”; we decided otherwise. 😄 🍷🍷 with @hueydini.bsky.social

Posting this babygirl (gender neutral) again because @zvvo.bsky.social had a much better photo. Special shoutout to one of my own children who was like “Mom why a Pokémon tattoo??” and apparently hasn’t met me. 👻⛰️

We’re doing the bird feeder cam thing now and it really just boils down to me inflicting the family chat with an endless stream of teeny birb pics like this. I’m trying to see how many eyerolls I can induce before someone needs an ophthalmologist. 🐦

Tattoo for Pixel. It’s my patting hand. Drawing by @rileyisokay.bsky.social, ink by @blankspot.ink. Thanks, Riley & Stefan. 💙

Runerigus tattoo by @zvvo.bsky.social. 😍 Thank you, Zae! #pokemon #tattoo @zvvo.bsky.soci

We’re devastated to share that we lost Pixel tonight, after a stroke related to her recent illness. We’re heartbroken, she was the best dog we ever could have imagined. Thank you, our goodest girl. We love you so much. 💔

Dahl said he looks more like Squilliam than Squidward, but it turns out that faces are hard — even Nickelodeon ones. 🦑 #quilting #FPP #spongebob Pattern by Jennifer L on @fandominstitches.bsky.social.

Pixel went directly from collapsed trachea to pancreatitis, which honestly is a bit rude?? Thanks to our amazing vet, she’s finally on the mend. I haven’t slept in two days though so apologies to anyone who’s had to interact with me. 🫠

Christmas week tradition: viewing of the LOTR extended editions. The barkons of Gondor have been lit!

Legal question: if I want an Oor Wullie tattoo, do I *have* to travel to Scotland to get it? … I do, don’t I?

Reppin’ @apextalentassociates, obvs. 💜 #FPP #quilting

what, and I say this with no respect whatsoever, the fuck.

'Twas the Recall Thursday before Christmas and all through the house your stuff was trying to kill you yikes fam, get out

When the vet gives you cough syrup but it’s bright cherry red and you have to try to squirt a ridiculous amount of it INTO the small, white dog and inevitably she ends up looking like she’s just committed a tiny but terrible crime. 🩸👀

Christmas Tea at the Empress, with my lil bro! It was v fancy.

This is as much as I am decorating this year but I’m at peace with it. 🎄