The only regret I have with my transition is the fact they literally shut my vaj 6 inches long with my hysterectomy. Forever denied anything longer 😔 (It's not that I need anything huge, tho I do enjoy feeling stretched, but something repeatedly hitting scar tissue doesn't always feel great 🫥)

Hello I'm back from the dead but I needed a space to scream about how hard it is not to instantly get a crush on a coworker the moment you're back to working in office afters years of being secluded to a bedroom 🥴 He has a wife 🤡 (Also yes I'm back around Montreal ❤️)

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Absolutely was not expecting Tomodachi Life Sad no Zelda ports but very happy about this 😌

Why are some of y'all still comfortably using Twitter/X? Elon is straight up doing Nazi salutes at the inauguration! Every post and moment of scrolling puts money into his pocket so he & Trump can Day 1 attack communities like trans folks, women, & immigrants. Deleting is the bare minimum.

A moment of silence for all of us who can't delete our meta accounts because messenger is our parents main tool of communication 🥲

I really need people to understand that when you flush the toilet lid open, there's a ton of pee and poop particles flying all over the room Close the fucking liiiiid 😭 I can't wait to go back to living alone

I FINALLY watched The Substance and boy am I glad for the last 45~30 minutes

Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.

I'm not super into roguelike nor card games.... got Balatro anyway I suck at it but still find myself wanting to play 😌 Genuinely don't think I have the brain power to ever get good though 😂

Billionnaires stole your living. Not immigrants. Not minorities. Not people who follow a different religion. Billionnaires. Noone needs a billion to live. Billionnaires could easily give you the money you lack and not notice the loss. They do not. They never will.

damn microsoft truly has always been greedy. wanted to spend the night watching my princess mononoke dvd on my og xbox only to find out you CANT unless you have the special remote control... literally pay walled the dvd function behind a remote 🥲

Beach Marriage Pizza Well at least one of these is true LOL

god the past 2 weeks + have been a lot cat went to the vet to get her teeth cleaned up came back with 6 teeth extracted, a conjunctivitis in one eye and then developed a massive ulcer to the other eye 🥲 3 visits in 6 weeks, with 2 more in the next 2 weeks and likely more to come

my cat ingested vitamin d pills, and after two weeks in and out of the ER, we unfortunately could not save her. I have a large amount of bills to pay off, and I could use any help you can offer, whether that is donating or sharing our story. thank you so much. gofund.me/668af765

Did anyone catch what was the name of the website/resource for game devs in search of work?

Me: I have aphantazia Also my brain when I'm high trying to fall asleep:

Excited for gaki no tsukai ya arahende's no laugh batsu game to potentially make a come back this year 👀

Is it seasonal depression or just depression Who knows But what I do know is I can't keep living this far away much longer, please let me move back to mtl next year I neeeeeed a social life 😣

Obligatory first time season shoveling selfie Back hurts :)

Been seeing too many zionists on here lately this place was nicer when it was smaller but this was inevitable 🤮

Housemate's mom is moving in with us until she finds a place to buy Will be riiiiight under my room No more magic wand for the foreseeable future 😔

I have no words....

Finished Hannibal once again yesterday and the end still slaps just as hard So good and bitter The first EP of the season also hits hard after having watched it once at least cause you can then notice that the same song plays at the end of the episode Hinting at the beginning of the end :')

Yesterday I came so hard I gave myself temporomandibular joint disorder (aka, my jaw feels like it can't fully close on one side and hurts a ton when I try to bite) :)

Journalist reviews have started releasing for our game and while it'll suck for the sales, seeing the negative points all being things we had brought up multiple times but were ignored (and told to stop giving feedback)....

It's that time of the year 🎃 keeping on the tumblr tradition alive 🎃

Trying to fight the urge to buy a steam deck on a whim 🫥

Heart ultrasound done. Here's to waiting and hoping for a diagnosis now. I know arrhythmias aren't inherently dangerous but with it getting more and more frequent... I can't help but feel this won't end well if left ignored :') Wish I could pop a pill and just have it Stop Doing that daily

On my fifth? Sixth? NBC Hannibal rewatch 😋 Fall season tradition ⭐

Honestly so excited for HxH to be back in a week 🥰

Ok this is a very specific trans masc thing so idk how well others can fully understand my excitement/how flabbergasted I was here but... We trans folks tend to worry a ridiculous amount about the sound our pee makes hitting the bowl since it hits either higher or lower than it should

Idk why it's never occurred to me before but I really need to get myself some cum lube 🤤

If you're trans and don't have this toy yet, idk what you're doing. A match made on heaven (Sorry for the lack of audio. I think my hand was resting on the mic 🫠)

Earned dick pumping after a day of teasing 🥴

I have an irrational fear that ppl I'm in a call/meeting with on my pc will hear any (porn :)))) ) video I watch simultaneously even tho I always use headphones lmao (I still do it. Conquer your fears 😌)

some of the most euphoric thing is being able to rub the tip of my dick over my pants without feeling any other both parts, not having to pull skin away or stretch anything Only A nice round cock head 😌

Well that was quick :)

I waited too long to get a specific toy and now it doesn't exist anymore 😭😭😭😭😭 devastated

I hope the next update brings a volume slider to the web version cause daaaaaamn even at 2 some audio just blaaaasts in my headphones 😂

Recording is too much work ngl so this oldie might be the only one you'll get from me ahaha Anyway, that one felt extra good 🤤 Obligatory FCF mention to mr hard dick pulsing

I'm likely getting a hotel room for a night in mtl soon so it sounds like a great time to finally get my hole filled but I'm also way too shy and self conscious for grindr lmao I need to get my anxiety problems sorted 😅

Not my cat staring at my chest Me realizing "wait something is tingling.... SOMETHING IS TINGLING" Neurons activating. Hands come slapping. Turn on the light. Spider legs splatters all over my chest 😭😭😭

First video has to be of my cat being silly 🥰

Have you ever slit your own nipple with your nail in your sleep? (I mean I'm assuming that's what happened 😂)

Covid brain fog and shortness of breath are kicking my ass On top of that I got a callback from a nurse with more tests for my heart cause apparently the left side is enlarged. Love finding out I likely have heart problems while struggling to recover from covid

No longer a covid virgin 😞

How the fuck have I never watched the Eric Andre show until today

I think it's homophobic of myself to be stuck home overhearing the western festival here rather than being in mtl enjoying pride (Why the fuck are they playing the national anthem, I'm????)