"We're sorry, folks. Tell you what. Everyone in the audience gets a voucher for one meal at the Sizzler." #bmoviemaniacs

"Yeah, I'm not too bright." #bmoviemanaics

"I guess the real terror of the bloodhunters was the friends we made along the way." #bmoviemaniacs

"Normally, I'm not one for flowery speeches. But now that we're in a life-or-death emergency..." #bmoviemaniacs

Okay, it's not my imagination. They keep looping the same few seconds of dialogue. #bmoviemaniacs

"The movie can't have much to go. I say we find someplace to hide for the next 5 or 10 minutes." #bmoviemaniacs

And the entire Ewok Village goes up in flames. #bmoviemaniacs

Once again, ladies, you're welcome. #bmoviemaniacs

I think Cher wore that wig on her TV show. #bmoviemaniacs

I feel like they've been going in circles for the last 40 minutes. #bmoviemaniacs

"Oh, how will we ever escape this flimsy straw hut?" #bmoviemaniacs

"Are we in the same movie as them?" #bmoviemaniacs

I'm impressed you can see the animals and the actors in the same shot. #bmoviemaniacs

These guys look like they should be on a box of generic cereal. Like a store brand knockoff of Honey Smacks or Cocoa Krispies. #bmoviemaniacs

"Can I move my hand a few inches higher?" #bmoviemaniacs

"it's worse than that. He's dead, Jim." #bmoviemaniacs

Trust us, folks. Things are occurring. #bmoviemaniacs

I hear they brought in Meg White to do the drumming for this movie. #bmoviemaniacs

Someone is doing something somewhere. That's all we know. #bmoviemaniacs

Imagine being at the test screening for Terror of the Bloodhunters. #bmoviemaniacs

"You have a real way with a story." "Oh, thank you." "I didn't say a real GOOD way." #bmoviemaniacs

I think there are end tables with more personality than this guy. #bmoviemaniacs

"Sometimes I see things in the flame. Like my wallet. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! THAT IS MY WALLET!" #bmoviemaniacs

TERROR OF THE BLOODHUNTERS!!!!!!!!!!! #bmoviemaniacs

Wow. They had to walk slowly away from danger for a few seconds. What a thrill ride. #bmoviemaniacs

I've heard he doesn't want none unless it's got buns, hon. #bmoviemaniacs

Jerry Warren was a master at creating a sense of inertia in his movies. #bmoviemaniacs

Jerry Warren didn't want to pay for sound effects so he just shouted "CAW! CAW!" the entire time. #bmoviemaniacs

Ernie Kovacs? #bmoviemaniacs

"Do you think we'll meet the Creature of the Black Lagoon out here?" #bmoviemaniacs

"It's funny how man has always been fascinated by someone else's struggle." "It's not THAT funny." #bmoviemaniacs

TERROR OF THE BLOODHUNTERS!!!!!!!!! #bmoviemaniacs

This guy's never been to Paris. He's never gotten further than Newark. #bmoviemaniacs

They're not even interested in the story they're currently in. #bmoviemaniacs

"Am I not gorgeous?" #bmoviemaniacs

"Don't film me. I do not consent to being in this movie." #bmoviemaniacs

They keep calling this guy Worf. #bmoviemaniacs

Filmed on location in Jerry Warren's rec room. #bmoviemaniacs

She has Bettie Page's hair and Dorothy Malone's collar. #bmoviemaniacs

They're like three people in a mall, trying to find Sbarro. #bmoviemaniacs

FUN FACT: This movie was shot in color. But the actors, costumes, and sets were all gray. #bmoviemaniacs

Didn't this guy used to host Password? #bmoviemaniacs

This guy does his job from one of those little puppet theaters. #bmoviemaniacs

TERROR OF THE BLOODHUNTERS!!!!!!!!!!!! #bmoviemaniacs

The characters in this movie talk to each other like coworkers making polite conversation on an elevator. #bmoviemaniacs

These are different guys. #bmoviemaniacs

Same energy. #bmoviemaniacs

Thanks for including every second of this conversation, Jerry Warren. #bmoviemaniacs

"You into autoerotic asphyxiation, too?" #bmoviemaniacs