Imagine skiing down a mountain made of scrambled eggs on two big pieces of bacon.

The rainbow watch seems gratuitous. Like otherwise we might think these were two *straight* men shaking hands with their penises?

I'm officially old, you guys.

The cast of Here's Lucy photographed as if they were a folk-pop quartet and this was the cover of their third album.

It's a common trope in comic strips to have characters deliver the punchlines via thought balloons. But it also means that, if this were really happening, the characters would just be staring silently at each other. I'll demonstrate with today's ANDY CAPP.

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It's been so long since I watched 60 Minutes that I had no idea Anderson Cooper was even on it, let alone that he was on it long enough to have an "emotional farewell." And I watched 60 Minutes for years. I might just crumble into dust and blow away at any minute. That's how long I've been alive.

Or She-Hulk Fleshlight, your choice.

There's an episode of The Dick Cavett Show where the guests are Robert Young (from "Father Knows Best") and Jimi Hendrix.

This is a first: a sequel to a sketch that was cut for time. #SNL

Goodnight, #svengoolie viewers! See you next week for Dr. Cyclops.

And nothing bad ever happened at the Dakota again. #svengoolie

"I guess, other than the eyes, he's not THAT bad looking." #svengoolie

"Rockabye your baby with a dixie melody!" #svengoolie

I like the upside down cross as a mobile. That's a nice touch. #svengoolie

"Drink this." "Sure." Oh, Rosemary.... #svengoolie

You'd think they'd be nicer to the mother of Satan's baby, but they treat her like crap. #svengoolie

Smile, Rosemary, you're on Candid Camera! #svengoolie

"Satan thought you were cute! You should be flattered!" #svengoolie

"He's NOT CIRCUMCIZED!!!!" #svengoolie

"SURPRISE!" #svengoolie

See, I think this movie is about being a pregnant woman, and everyone's telling you what's best for you, and nobody's listening to you. That's the horror. #svengoolie

So the baby ISN'T dead. It's just a little more plasticky than we had hoped. #svengoolie

Finally! Some knives! How do you have a horror movie without knives? #svengoolie

Madam, you are a bad liar. #svengoolie

"Here, have another unidentified pill, Rosemary." "Sure!" #svengoolie

Does that light in the background remind anyone else of The Sims? #svengoolie

"Good news, Rosemary: I just got us a fondue set. The sky's the limit." #svengoolie

Well, they're not ALL bad. At least they cut their toast diagonally. #svengoolie

"Where's my baby?" "Baby? What baby?" #svengoolie

I wonder where that air conditioner is today? #svengoolie

POV: You wake up married to Jerry Vale. #svengoolie

Grodin's mustache, huh? #svengoolie

You know what? Her haircut is starting to grow on me. Hopefully, it's starting to grow on her, too. #svengoolie

Is this movie just about what it feels like to be pregnant? #svengoolie

Pretty agile for a pregnant lady. #svengoolie

This building may be profoundly evil, but it does have a cool elevator. #svengoolie

"You sold me out, Grodin!" #svengoolie

When you try to get help and all you get is more bullsh*t. #svengoolie

Thanks a bunch, Elon. #svengoolie

"I'm writing a prescription for an exorcism." #svengoolie

And then they played that song, "I Put a Spell on You." #svengoolie

One of the greatest talk show guests of all time. #svengoolie

Charles Grodin, just waiting for Clifford. #svengoolie

So, uh, when do we get to the scary part? #svengoolie

"I have to hang up now." - how I wish I could end every phone call. #svengoolie

"Rosemary, I'm blind. I don't know what I have and what I don't." #svengoolie

This movie is a deep dive into 1960s fashion and decor. #svengoolie

Awww, remember book stores? Remember books? #svengoolie