I'm getting to the point where I'm realizing that if I want something serious with anybody, I will have to raise my standards... but unfortunately having very low standards is really fun

Faye Webster might be the last white girl left without a high school racist phase

I missed the Clueless 30th anniversary screenings???!??!!!?!!!

Love the laundromat. 2 weeks of depression laundry done in one machine done in one day.

Feel like a box of wet tissues

The annual lesbian vs bisexual pride discourse is so fucking annoying like give it a rest when are y'all gonna go outside

I'm a gay ass makeup artist and it's pride and I don't have any rainbow palettes. I feel like a FRAUD!

My fragrance/bodycare drawer is growing so big 🥹

I hate when the bathroom vibes are all off

"why do you only text through discord" BC MY PHONE MESSAGES DO THIS SHIT

I need to take my tretinoin more regularly again but it's SUMMER ugh

You ever feel like you're watching a friend lose their wokeness in real time... shit crazy

Everyday I feel more and more vindicated in dropping out of college and doing esthetics. The robots will never be able to do makeup.

I'm ngl I kinda like young posse just for the fact that their concept is so offensively over the top that it loops back to being really funny

If you liked my profile first and I match with you.... why don't you message me first?? bruh

I ate through a whole tin of Buc-ees cotton candy mints and I'm now paying the price.

this is the most nitpicky hater thing ever but ppl wearing carabineers for fashion piss me off. girl where are your keys. do you have keys? do you own anything

smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton

Every once in a while I think about Chi Chi DeVayne...... man...

Nobody talks about how hard it is to pose with small titties

Currently fighting the strongest urges to buy stuff from work....... I got paid and *****'* * **** ********

Is rib removal worth it

I choose to believe that Billie was crying happy tears for Beyonce. Like everyone in the room knew how monumental that win was for her. Stop playing.

How do I moisturize my feet without putting wet sticky feet on the floor

girl who is so excited to talk about the grammys

My mom wants me to think about moving to DR but I feel like... if all the latinos just went back to "their country" willingly, out of fear, is that a win? Nah. I don't think we should give fascists that pleasure.

Wait the Halsey makeup is actually good??

I genuinely wish I could just close my eyes and not deal with whatever the fuck is gonna happen in the next 4 years

ay yi yi.......... life is really lifing rn

my eternal struggle of choosing between jerking off or eating ice cream

Been hitting the fortnite harder than usual lately I fear for my career prospects

Took a nice relaxing bath but completely forgot to take sexy photos of my legs in the tub. Fuck my life. Am I even real.

Please. Please? Pleaseee.

Batter Up Buddies the best fortnite original song I will not be told otherwise

I keep thinking about the shenanigans I was getting into in January 2024 and feeling just plain disgusted like oh girl

I'm so happy people are doing drink collabs with Dunkin and not Starbucks

How many fucking times do I have to block these fake ass blue wave accounts for this algorithm to finally get the point

wall street day traders when it's a holiday:

It genuinely takes so little to kill my confidence and knock everything I've built for myself down

American Eagle count your fucking days

giggling and kicking my feet when I think about being dominated it's so bad for me

"power top na bratzy" is a positive daily affirmation for me

One of my favorite bracelets popped bc I was taking them off too quickly before having sex with a girl and idk if I should try to fix it myself or mail it back to the oomf that made it for me

I always think I'm doing soooo good at being social with people and then I realize I've been promising one friend that I'd give them a call for 5 weeks now

New Year’s resolution is to become one of those risk taking adhd people and not an inactive anxiety one

if bluesky did fleets would it be called swarms or clouds

I feel like it's time to shave my pits but I don't want to let my girlies down...

I'm having girlkissing withdrawls

why is it so fucking hard to find lesbians that have their own car good fucking god

native deodorant burns my pits so bad