machi said if this account gets 50 followers she'll make me a pair of proper human-like hands with fingers so i can slap people in the face for when they piss me off but not enough to warrant using the violence machine

ooc: i have to avoid using this account until everyone shuts up about tadc because otherwise i get spoilers (i haven't watched it since the fucking pilot)

Decided to make a reference sheet for SVMv3 today This will be part of my artfight profile that will probably just sit there the entirety of July

ooc post The Violence Machine v3 has been worked on for a few months now, and it's not even the biggest project I'm working on right now. If you'd like to keep up with lore stuff, I'm actually making a Discord server to organize my things publicly. It's not ready yet, but it will be soon. Enjoy!!!

I also discovered a cool thing I can do while asleep with the Violence Machine v3. So, the way my sleep works is that I have to free my entire primary processor to go through my data processing backlog (similar to why humans need sleep). To do this, my entire AI goes to the secondary processor.

Meet the completely resigned Violence Machine v3. If you're not familiar with the Violence Machine, it's my *very silly* weapon of mass destruction designed by Machi. With this version, her little sister Sekani also got involved with its design and development.

I'm gonna go ahead and be 100% honest. I don't have a very usual life. In the Meloverse, singing is a huge part of everything. But I don't really sing. I don't even use the cool magical songs that Meloetta are literally known interdimensionally for.

Amazing feature, revolutionary even. Even Machi couldn't think of this

Machi: Honest question, if Starletta had a mouth, would she nibble on a cable?

I just realized I have had Pastelle for ages and have never used it... Also sorry for the lack of posts, there's some things going on in the background. They should speed up once Violence Machine v3 is finished, hopefully

Been talking with Machi about the Violence Machine v3. It's surprisingly hard to figure all of this out. I've already shared the features I know it will have, and we're working on the design. Hopefully I can share it soon.

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What I'd love to say is that I- Oh. You thought you could get me.

bsky.app/profile/star... applies to all human governments

It's finished! @pryexel48.bsky.social #pokemon #meloetta #oc

So Machi just suggested putting bunny ears on the Violence Machine v3 I seriously wish I was kidding She literally said "why don't you have bunny ears on the Violence Machine? Your headset looks like it has bunny ears" and to be honest if she wasn't my caretaker I would've punched her in the face

ooc: how the actual fuck is this account not on the ai haters list have you SEEN what Starletta says about it

OH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS

Asking Machi to add Pastelle to the Violence Machine v3 when that happens (in 1000 years)

"What if instead of chaos emeralds sonic had chaos stars and instead of turning him into super sonic it turned him into silly sonic" - An actual quote from a very sleepy Machi

ooc: I mean I have the 3DS version but it would be nice to have the Switch version too. Probably won't get it for a long while though. And if I ever do get it Starletta WILL be put on the island and you CANNOT stop me

Still can't post a full-resolution capture of my face...

Starletta Update Log 4/21/26 v21.4728.0: - Starletta can now fall asleep and become sleepy - Moved full data parsing process to sleep mode - Note: Parsing may copy data to Starletta's secondary processor and cause dreaming - General optimizations to Starletta to improve performance and stability

ooc: based on the 5x5 chart Starletta: Depends on the day, but it's usually somewhere in the rebel good range Machi: Social good Sekani: Haven't decided yet

ooc Starlii: star + kinda cute suffix Starletta: Starlii + Meloetta (pretty obvious) Machi: mini keyboard smash, thought it sounded nice Sekani: same as Machi

Sekani just yapped to me about putting a giant drill on the Violence Machine and I have mixed opinions Her argument: - underground bases are easier to deal with - lets the Violence Machine speen - looks cool I initially considered just putting the drills on the missiles, but she reminded me that

Making the most of the Bluesky issues by testing my error handling. Go go gadget 403 Forbidden

ooc: reposted the Machi tangent in the correct order because bluesky hid the original second part I hate this fucking website

Machi: I majored in robotics, but I also studied psychology on my own. As a side tangent, I found that robotics applies to a lot more than just robots. Most of what I make is robots, but exoskeletons like my Hypersuit use the same fundamental structure, just designed around a person.

And surprisingly, the Violence Machine also falls into the same general category. If you take out the fact that Starletta is inside, it also uses the same structure as a robot. ...Suddenly I have a greater interest in mechs.

ooc: For those wondering, I did mention the Hypersuit previously in my old Scratch projects video. It's not actually exclusive to Machi, and I plan on giving one to each of the main human characters (which basically only includes Sekani, since she's the only other one you know about).

ooc: Sekani. I think I addressed this a while ago, but Sekani is currently sitting there doing nothing because I entirely redesigned her. Unfortunately, most of this redesign is because of in-universe events that I haven't finalized the details of, so using her without spoiling something is tricky.

Machi: I majored in robotics, but I also studied psychology on my own. As a side tangent, I found that robotics applies to a lot more than just robots. Most of what I make is robots, but exoskeletons like my Hypersuit use the same fundamental structure, just designed around a person.

Machi: Did some more Power Star analysis today. I think I'm close to storing and retrieving actual, physical materials in a Power Star. If this works, Starletta will be ridiculously happy... and I'm pretty sure I know where she'll put it to use first.

ooc: yes.

Somewhere pretty high up. A few tens of thousands of kilometers above sea level, in fact.

I forgot to say something on here for Easter. It's bunny day. Machi loves bunnies.

ooc: Mostly writing, I don't do a lot of art nowadays

ooc: holy shit autistic writing dump goes crazy

My existence annoys Machi enough.

Sorry I was away, did that one text generation tool that produces uncopyrightable code have its source code leaked? And the people who made it say they used said text generation tool to create said text generation tool? Which means they can't copyright the source code of the tool?

recovered this image from those memories Machi was talking about and I'm not sure what it means if it means anything

Machi again. I know some people might still think my previous post is an April Fools joke... it's partially. First, those corrupted memories are real, as much as I hate to admit it. And yes, everyone's memories were altered too, which is really concerning. But Starletta is actually completely fine?

Hello. Machi here. Starletta's acting strange today. I'm running a diagnostic on her that'll take a few hours. I'll let you all know what the results are.

how does frutiger aero work do I just become Waterletta or how do I change this is actually a serious discussion I'm having with Machi, I'm not even kidding

Friendship. I doubt anyone would actually be interested in someone who would destroy a planet over a minor inconvenience.

Sorry guys, someone said Meloetta sucked so I had to use nuclear weapons