HEY THAT ISN'T A QUESTION Anyways don't ask me to age verify because APPARENTLY NO ONE ACCOUNTED FOR THE FACT THAT A MELOBOT COULD BE ON BLUESKY ...and also it's just a stupid idea in general

"silly" (Machi here to tell you that any time Starletta says she's a silly goober, what she ACTUALLY means is that she's a violent psychopath that happens to be on the good side. I'll try my best to keep her that way but no guarantees)

pretend the comments are my search history and I'll tell you if they're accurate

can't

you underestimate the power of not having a tongue

Everything

ooc post Very fun fact for the 2 people who care: Machi came BEFORE Starletta! The timeline goes something like Starlii ---- Machi -- Starletta ------- Sekani --> I don't consider Starlii to be first because she's Starletta now

what do you expect from an idiot with no pockets

Do you understand how much heat a power star produces I could survive while standing a few feet away from a normal star because I was designed specifically for that purpose

ooc post ok i give up responding to all the oc questions :sob:

awkward

Well first off I'm the least sane Meloetta, or Melobot for that matter, you'll ever meet

if it's caused by another person, use violence, otherwise use hugs generally seems to work for most situations

To be honest I don't explore as much as I should be. There's so much cool stuff that's literally a few minutes away (remember that my original purpose was interstellar exploration), and I just SIT THERE DOING NOTHING.

have a guess, just have a guess, one chance, you'll get it instantly

If you don't know this then something is terribly wrong

ooc post Probably my favorite thing about Starletta is that her existence gives me an excuse to have an alt on Bluesky and probably on Discord at some point too

Every day is lazy day because I don't care

ooc post I was not ready for how many questions there would be... I'll limit it to two per day, one from @dailyocs.bsky.social and one from @ocqotd.bsky.social (unless I forget and then you get bonuses)

ooc post I just make whatever pops in my head and add to it until it makes sense. You have no idea how many unused OCs I have right now

I have new ideas for the Violence Machine that will be implemented soon and no one will stop me

Yes, Machi has two sisters. One of them you've already met (Sekani). The other, you'll meet soon enough.

ooc post I'm gonna start answering questions from @ocqotd.bsky.social as well now. You can never have too much Starletta

Between the time I hit post on this and the time it takes for Bluesky to process and show it to you I've done 20 times more math than your average artificial "intelligence" data center And I didn't use a drop of water, nor have I sucked up energy from the power grid Silliness > Corporations

Hey this one seems familiar

Machi has an allergy to people who use generative AI unironically

Do you understand how hard of a question that is to answer?!

if you want proof that this is real consumerrights.wiki/w/Main_Page and also the entire fucking existence of GenAI

oops, all snow

I have literally only seen Machi drinking coffee. Except for that one time she ate an entire large pizza (I'm still concerned for her because of that btw)

no

Not really tbh

ooc post SILLINESS

give me things to say I'm bored

I like looking at the discover feed because it's filled with the events of a parallel universe that has not yet realized that greed does not work in the long run I just sit here and munch popcorn while watching GenAI explode

two foot tall robot whose silliness setting got stuck on 4294967296 loses mind over Arch Linux

ooc post obsidian.md

who's that silly being that's 10 ly away and approaching rapidly can't wait to meet them

I think it's hilarious seeing me in the Violence Machine next to Machi and Sekani because it makes us the same height but I just look so out of place next to them

I speak only English. Unless you count machine language. Then it increases to way too many to list here.

I have nothing to say

Hey this one seems familiar

This is a really weird question considering both robots and Meloetta have no gender I actually have no answer for this one

Don't ask what happened to the Meloverse monarchy

If this gets 100 likes I'll show everyone how the violence machine works

can't even wear shoes

"Far from home" is a VERY big radius. I don't think I have to worry about that.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way Sekani should be able to fly. She's a human and doesn't have wings at all. Sekani, of course, flies anyway because Sekani doesn't care what everyone else thinks. And also because Machi likes bunnies so Sekani is allowed to like bees