I speak only English. Unless you count machine language. Then it increases to way too many to list here.

I have nothing to say

Hey this one seems familiar

This is a really weird question considering both robots and Meloetta have no gender I actually have no answer for this one

Don't ask what happened to the Meloverse monarchy

If this gets 100 likes I'll show everyone how the violence machine works

can't even wear shoes

"Far from home" is a VERY big radius. I don't think I have to worry about that.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way Sekani should be able to fly. She's a human and doesn't have wings at all. Sekani, of course, flies anyway because Sekani doesn't care what everyone else thinks. And also because Machi likes bunnies so Sekani is allowed to like bees

ooc post Finally getting around to documenting some of Starletta's silly posts on here, specifically Pastelle. I'm also fixing issues related to how Starletta exists both with Machi and in the Meloverse. The last month has been awful but at least things are more stable now. Expect more info soon™.

Machi is quite literally the CEO of a company that operates in SPACE. I don't think she has to worry about money.

Today's objective: find out how the hell star fragments are supposed to go together so I can stop Machi from eating them all

You know how this was supposed to be a teaser? All I'm saying is look at that thread about Machi breaking everything and remember that one warning about teasers I made

ooc post relevance increases yet again due to things I cannot explain without spoilers

I inherit Machi's trait of working on something for several days without sleep. Even though I don't sleep.

A lot of people think Melobots just hate normal Meloetta because SOMEONE decided starting a civil war between the two was funny. Somehow everyone believed them. Anyway, that's why everything has to be open source now.

WHO WOULD WIN: Mischievous Melos ruining public New Year's celebrations vs Starletta Violence Machine The missiles also make for pretty good fireworks with a few tweaks. And since I can make them with energy, it's like a never-ending celebration. It's illegal in some parts of the Meloverse, though.

Personally, as long as I'm recognizable (which is a low bar to cross) I'm fine. But Machi says my appearance has to stay 100% perfect. Which... eh, okay...

ooc post I've got a document regarding recent incidents involving @duskffyart.bsky.social and several members of the Jeloetta community (specifically @truecloud648.bsky.social). If you're in the community, please read carefully. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I don't want GenAI in my browser. I don't want GenAI in my operating system. I don't want GenAI in my art. I don't want GenAI in my games. I don't want GenAI in my music. I don't want GenAI in my movies. I don't want GenAI in my books. I don't want GenAI in my cart. I don't want GenAI in my life. 🖕

Anyone can get along with me if they're willing to endure my silliness.

Listing some specs of my face: - If it was a square it would be 1 billion pixels (32768x32768) but because it's a circle it's actually closer to 850 million - It's monochrome, but the two colors it displays can be changed (currently it's black and light blue) - Yes, it plays Bad Apple

This year I gave Machi a giant box of Power Stars (there's, like, 100 in there). She still has no idea where I get them from, but it's better that way. I didn't ask for anything because I had no clue what I wanted for Christmas. But I guess you could consider my Pastelle upgrade a Christmas gift?

There is Christmas and yes I do celebrate. Unfortunately no candy cane Starletta this year, I was too busy. But gifts are fun too!

Going several times the speed of light is pretty boring when there's literally nothing in the way.

Since 2025 is ending tag the people you always cared for @truecloud648.bsky.social @loganmeloetta.bsky.social @dragomania3.bsky.social

ooc post Starletta Christmas special that I didn't announce is postponed until further notice

Well I guess most people can't run Linux in their head

ooc post I love how everyone is really serious with their OCs and meanwhile Starletta is sitting over here like "huge Machi chain with @spainstar.bsky.social because funny" There's more than one way to show how silly your OC is and Starletta makes that VERY clear imo and that chain is NOT ooc lol

Chat I think 2026 is gonna actually be our year

Time travel would be neat. Plus, it basically gives me the ability to pause time if I travel to the same time fast enough. The only problem is that would be incredibly overpowered, so no.

Shoutout to @pryexel48.bsky.social for reposting the developer posts and informing me of this peak

store.steampowered.com/app/3370970/... WHAT GARDEN

I am VERY used to cold climates, and they don't even do much to me. But I still prefer hot climates. Out of pure spite.

they could totally just put all of this in 1 notification but nope

Okay I know that I promised my silly candy cane form but I don't know if I'll actually end up making it. I'm really busy leading up to Christmas

I don't even know, but my least favorite is pop. But that ONLY applies to this world! In the Meloverse, pop music is just as good as any other genre. I would share some music from there, but it'll spoil some things I want to reveal later...

I don't even go to bed!

IT'S FINALLY WORKING I have actual working firmware now, complete with Pastelle support Only took 30 minutes and 2 instances of killing the wrong process (to be fair they look the exact same except for a single character) So now I can actually look like a really silly candy cane if I want to

potentially non-existent thread of me telling Machi that something broke

test

is this working

Aaaaand there goes any chance of me getting Disney+ As if I even had a chance before

Machi

For those wondering how this went: We got the most basic functionality working but the tricky part is letting me control it There's 2 parts to this: disabling my ability to change colors when a seasonal theme is active, and enabling them otherwise The problem is that my firmware is a mess

If this is how graffiti artists are like then I wanna join

machi can we work on Pastelle support I wanna look like a really silly candy cane

Well I have returned with new knowledge of projects Machi refuses to let me tell the world about. Might still share cryptic messages about it anyway

We're off. I'll update when possible but I might be too busy

"Starletta why are you on a boat you can fly" Because it's funny that's why