wrong. it’s eggonomics

all the blessings in the world to this person specifically

now is the winter of our dismalcolmtent

gaydar is a very fun show and josh is charming!

she wants to start a book club with me

i appreciate spotify tracking my music-related hyperfixations. burned a hole in this album this year

where do i report voter suppression

sports! wow!

waiting to hear my husband’s reaction every time i send him a meme from the next room

also shoutout to the greendale human being mascot for getting cast in superman (2025)

personally speaking i would love to see every wilhelm scream replaced with tim robinson shouting “WHAT THE FUCK” for cinema

i despise charlie kirk but i still say ban the fucking guns

why call him billy bob thornton when you can call him cowboy bebob

finally saw wicked, please clap

forgot my own phone number halfway through leaving a voicemail 🙂🙃🙂🫠

putting up this poster next to my houseplants currently having a near death experience

i initially missed that this was a tub for babies and thought this woman brought it everywhere for HER. and i was completely on board like

what chuckleduster thought to put scrambled eggs on my breakfast sandwich. this is a crime.

i made the responsible choice today and did not buy myself a gyro. being responsible is dumb.

after last night’s mulaney, i strongly believe this is how they should handle all gov regulations. a panel of comics going “wtf is this bullshit” and one expert to explain the bullshit. do it for everything

🎶 i love pico de gallo 🎶

without fail, my biggest barrier to going to bed early is my husband. i really enjoy hanging out with my husband. and i stay up too late because of it

libraries are just the best, man. they’re quiet! they’re organized! they’re open to everyone! 10/10

anyway eat shit terfs

people want to put everything into one of two distinct categories, but it just doesn’t work like that. the world isn’t binary, it’s shades of gray, everywhere. and punishing folks for falling in the gray is fucking cruel

anyone hating on trans women has clearly never spent time with any. trans women rule

loud-ass cars suck ass!!

baby miguel

perennially undecided whether or not i want attention on my birthday

consider my ass grounded

a new girl talk album could heal the nation, i think

annoyed at folks blaming voters for the situation we’re in now. 47 should never have been on the damn ballot. *gov leadership* failed the voters by allowing him to run again

a longtime mutual has started spouting TERF talking points

just-

recurring nightmare where i’m being chased by one of those chomping teeth wind-up toys but it’s the trivago guy’s veneers

inching past a gaggle of geese muttering “don’t bully me i’m one of you”

yesss and we still have one up near seattle!

without downloading pics, this is my energy going into 2025

my husband lost his job two weeks before christmas so this year our gift to each other is paying rent 🙃 still grateful to spend the day with these two floofs, who never ask for anything but snacks & affection 💜💜

really tired of whatever brain-rot makes people say “this is just the way things work” like the rest of us are foolish for wanting better. dream bigger ffs

NOPE, we are not going to make UHC restricting ABA "therapy" a scandal. Autistic adults who survived it as children describe it as torture. It should be illegal and I don't give a fuck if they're only doing it to save money, it's an unambiguous good to reduce the hours we torture autistic kids.

fr this app is unusable until i can turn off reposts from individual accounts. there are folks i want to support/follow but their self-promo is drowning out everything else in my feed 😭😭

#currentlyreading and super enjoying it. highly recommend for anyone interested in reexamining the entire concept of mental health/illness

reminds me of a bit i read literally yesterday about how when psychoanalysis first took off it was almost exclusively for the wealthy, leaving the most inexperienced/unqualified practitioners to work with the poor. i wish tech would IMPROVE things instead of perpetuating the same shit

friday

using a real photo for my avi for the first time in years, please clap

exhausted by The Discourse. opening apps just to let out an audible groan and close them again.

There are gonna be disabled folks who can't contribute anything to The Cause. They have no money, no energy, no physical ability, no time. They will need to receive and will never be able to give back. You gotta save them, too. Especially them.

god grant me the ability to turn off reposts from individual accounts