I've started streaming what I'm playing for my wife. She plays her game and has me on in the background so we're spending quality time.

Red Dwarf ruined Gazpacho soup for me. All I can think about whenever it comes up is Rimmer's horror about messing up at the captains table.

In an alternate universe someone is just now watching a duck version of The X Files, starring David Duckovney as Fox Mulder.

Garlic Parmesan Chicken with Mac and Cheese and Broccolini #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Baked Penne [GF] #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Mashed Potato Bowl (Gluten Free) #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Talking about Hades 2 with my wife and his weakness for witches. "Oh no, they put Whordysseus in the game."

My current proudest gaming flex: I beat Simon in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Gluten free lasagna #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Chicken Tikka Masala, rice, and flatbread #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Buttermilk Biscuits and Gravy #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Chicken Stir-Fry (chicken, onion, pepper, zucchini, bok choy, bamboo shoots, and water chestnuts) #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Greek smash tacos with roasted garlic tzatiki, pickled onions, and feta #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

What do you call underwater nuclear reactions? Fishion (fission).

Ever since making foccaccia I keep going "ey foccaccia" in Emperor Kuzko's voice (David Spade).

Foccacia #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Jobs be like: why do you want this job? Externally: I find the work that the company aligns with my values and interests... Internally: you're hiring, I'm looking to work, we can reach an understanding. Don't make this harder.

What happened to musical episodes in TV? Is it the change from 25 episodes to 10-12 that are busier? Whatever the reason, I miss shows having fun and not taking themselves so seriously.

Talking with my wife about previous relationships is sometimes eye opening. I absolutely have a type and I didn't realize it.

It's such a shame that there is only 8 seasons of Scrubs. Would've been great to have more.

Blackened Chicken salad [GF] #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Sausage and Zucchini Stroganoff #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

How do people play Battleship? Because my inclination is to guess in a grid pattern.

I've always thought that the best example of "sexuality is not a choice" is that who in their right mind would choose to be attracted to men? Seriously, men (cue "not all men") are by in large sketchy and gross, at least at a higher rate than women.

When the air quality is so bad that you can smell the bad air quality... Gotta love it!

After having rewatched modern (1999 onward) Godzilla movies (and King Kong)... I stand by Godzilla is way better than Kong.

It's interesting looking back on the people I've gotten along best with in life and realizing that 99% of them were the girls, the gays, and the theys. Not surprising but interesting to really think about it.

Curry with homemade flatbread #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Pork Fried Rice [GF] #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

PSA: push notifications can be read by the U.S. Government.

I love that we live in the golden age of food. Want to make something from across the world? Recipes exist and access to either the right ingredients or at least close approximations is much more accessible.

I am so tired of fireworks. It would be one thing if they were specific days and times only. 4th of July, between 9 and 11. I could handle that. What I can't handle is that it's the weeks around the 4th and during the early afternoon through the rest of the day. It's even been after midnight!

It's exhausting having to critically evaluate things to try and make sure they are not AI generated. AI has no place in art, and barely a place outside it.

Chicken burger with grilled onion and bacon, and Cajun Fries. #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Greek chicken, roasted garlic tzatiki, feta, and homemade flatbread #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

It's weird to think that dieting (calorie restrictive not exclusion) is basically controlled starvation.

Taco Salad [GF] #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Dirty Rice [GF] #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Homemade pizza: Pepperoni Pulled pork, red onion, and sweet and spicy pickles over a ranch BBQ sauce #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Pulled pork, baked beans, sweet and spicy pickles, tatertots, and fresh bread #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Listening to my wife play Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 is entertaining on its own. She's so invested in the game and world, it's so cute.

My wife and I started talking about first games, and man, I feel nostalgic for these old games. Child me loved them, modern me appreciates them in context. Games like Pajama Sam, Fisher Price Castle, Jumpstart Kindergarten, and those silly cereal prize games

There is not enough free time in the world to read all the stories and play all the games I want to.

Sloppy Joe's and Tatertots #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Chicken Bacon Ranch with Vegetables (zucchini, red pepper, red onion) [GF] #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

I feel like the meme: "man returns to work after a vacation with a renewed hatred for job" but have to be all "rested and recharged."

I've been playing Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon and loving it. It has enough of a Skyrim vibe (open ended RPG) and it's own unique flair that it is really fun.

Turkey Smash Burger with Carmelized Onion and Cajun Fries #cooking #homecooking #cookingformylife

Chili and Sweet Cornbread [GF] #cooking #homecooking #mealsformylife

What do you call the people who work at sperm banks? Cumstodians