I was in the kitchen cleaning. I may be feral, but there are traces of domestication. I saw the TV, and CACKLED. There he was, slinking down in his seat trying to dodge the press. Red glare in his eyes. Lips pursed like he’s about to scream “FUCK!” This is the face of 2026. Less than two months in.

Make them fall like dominoes and please televised the trials.

Andrew's going to squeal like a royal piggy. I never dreamt we would see this day.

"The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice." -MLK This is a long ass arc. Good job England... tick tok

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If Tom Homan was COMPLETELY EXONERATED, and he DIDN’T BREAK ANY LAWS, PERIOD!!!, why not release the video of him not breaking the law? So we can all bask in the warm glow of his non-law-breakingness?

I am not Catholic but I like this Pope. Wise words.

When is Matty going to get charged and what happened to his "not officially adopted" son?

Guy Reschenthaler, my other Senator. I call him Mighty Mouth. The guy who swore he didn't like Trump at all when was running the first time around. Guess he got a taste of that sweet whole milk guzzled by RFK, Jr. and Kid Rock. Bye-bye Guy...don't trip on you little cape on the way out the door.

RFK, Jr is hopped up on enough steroids to make Mr. Happy an innie.

There was this quack doctor back in the day that implanted goat testicles into men to increase their virility. I think I just found his old test subjects.

Who doesn't love Larry the cat?

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The government has my birth certificate, marriage licenses and divorce record, I must pay the government for their records to prove my citizenship to the government? All the while I pay the taxes? Funny, they seem to know exactly where to find me on April 15th.

I have work to do in the morning.

A real man. Crying really tears.

@fetterman.senate.gov I expect to get my canned response from Fetterman's office 8 months from now, like the last time I wrote because my concerns as his donor/voter means very little to the man or his staff. I also expect him to vote with the Trumpsters.

1/4 Add to that list an adoptee with an amended birth certificate. My original was sealed by the state. At one point, my date of birth with Social Security was off by a single day. Just a typo, right? It cost $1,500 and an attorney to correct it when I was in my 20s.

John Mitchell might not have advised Pam Bondi. But Martha Mitchell, Pine Bluff, Arkansas born and raised, would have blown the whole damn thing up before lunch. They called her crazy. Turns out she was just a woman speaking the truth.

Golden age?

Arkansas Republican Congressman Bruce Westerman says he has “more important things” to do than review the Epstein files. Translation: if it doesn’t benefit the timber lobby, it’s not urgent. Arkansas deserves better than selective oversight.

1/4 Add to that list an adoptee with an amended birth certificate. My original was sealed by the state. At one point, my date of birth with Social Security was off by a single day. Just a typo, right? It cost $1,500 and an attorney to correct it when I was in my 20s.

Snorted off his own toilet seat or the Kum and Go at the corner where he bought his heroin? Kum and Go might be cleaner than the toilet at his house.

Candace Owen's turn has been delightful.

It's weird how we keep calling them the Epstein files when Trump shows up like a recurring character. Shouldn't we just call them the Trump Files? After all, he is the star of the show.

I’d genuinely love to interview Bondi’s staffer who's side eye deserved it's own C-Span credit. The facial expressions were doing more oversight than Congress. Passing notes like it’s middle school while the Constitution takes a hit. I hope the prison time is worth it.

Can someone please FOIA the burn book?

The Marvelous Mrs. Measles as spoken.

Arkansas Republican Congressman Bruce Westerman says he has “more important things” to do than review the Epstein files. Translation: if it doesn’t benefit the timber lobby, it’s not urgent. Arkansas deserves better than selective oversight.

"99 Red Balloons" was a warning about overreaction. Except now it’s one balloon and somehow still a national crisis. Relax, Pete. Not every balloon is DEFCON 1. youtu.be/hiwgOWo7mDc?...

Pretty much....a freaked out blonde woman shouting into a void. MERRICK GARLAND! BIDEN, BIDEN, BIDEN.

Bondi is acting like a rabid, cornered dog. Letting her crazy show.

I haven't watched a ball game in many years. I used to be a huge fan. But, I enjoyed everytime they score because I knew Kraft wasn't happy nor was Trump. Good game.

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Imagine that. Wasn't the MMR shot the big one that Worm Brain has been harping about for years?

Welcome to the Pedo Club.

Agree! This is NOT OK!

All joking aside, what are you actually doing to prepare for…whatever this is? I’m not calling it the fall of democracy yet. Pretending nothing’s happening feels irresponsible. We’ve got an obscene amount of dog food in the basement for the house pony and his friends. Beyond that? I’m open to ideas.

Ohhhh...I see. a staffer was up fairly late last night and posted the racist video. Of course! The video is down now but I'm not holding my breath for an apology.

Looky! Tim Scott's balls finally dropped. What gets me, the way this is worded, he literally is saying this is the worst of alllllll the other racists posts from the White House. He didn't say from Trump.

Nope, you grab a hoe (a garden tool NOT your college bestie), chop off its head, douse it with fire, light it up, then dissolve it in acid, and finally bury the remains. Works for snakes too. 😉

So vile. I just teared up last night when I saw it.

You too can play Six Degrees of Separation to Jeffrey Epstein.