I’ve never met a Joe who wasn’t himself sloppy

Barbie Trojan Horse Adventure™

My boyfriend (bald man) uses my hair dryer more than I do (hair haver). The world is full of wonders

my boulder ran me over on its way back down the hill, Wile E Coyote style

LA Apparel phasing out 2XLs in their ladies clothing is crazy when everything they have already runs super small

Nothing makes me want to be more femme than Magic tbh So here’s very literal sleeves for my black blue fairy tribal deck #mtg #magicthegathering #customsleeves #commander #butterfly #bitterblossom #digitalart #art

The whole tiktokification of social media pushing videos + pushing snap stories + always changing the uncut dimensions just feels like it’s meant to waste everyone’s time 😩

Slept like a rotisserie chicken

“Warhammer 401k” - @tgrifff.bsky.social

Concept: Found footage musical

Comedians are comics Comics are made by cartoonists Cartoons are made by animators Anyone can be animated or animated Of course English is hard

I put a lot of thought into (most) of these tattoos Most importantly, that horseshoe is absolutely there for Barbie Horse Adventure #art #illustration #barbie #pinup

My last contribution to a Philly Soapbox calendar and my first rainbow roll! #art #illustration #deer #screenprinting #printmaking

Long, long ago I put together a cover for the summer edition of a small poetry zine. This deer hasn’t left my head since. #art #illustration #surrealism

To finish these before I moved, I had to lay down 3 colors the same day I had flu and covid shots. 300 pulls later, I went home and I just about slept on the floor. My arms were aching for days 💀 #art #screenprinting #printmaking #illustration #bullterrier

Here’s the #timelapse for my angry little Cherub too #art #digitalillustration #procreate #cupidispissed #loveislove #arttimelapse

Blood or no blood? 25 hours and a lot of stippling later, my angry little valentines’ piece #art #valentines #cupid #cherub #digitalart #procreate

“no naps for the wicked” - October 30th, 2021

Protect bi men

“Really hope no one burgles my hams 🐷🐷🐷 Don’t need any burgling of these fresh, juicy, unburgled hams” - July 14th, 2021

“If the opossums ever stop eating ticks, one of you is going to have to, alright?” - November 13th, 2020

Finally, the End is Nigh Timelapse #art #arttimelapse #procreate

“mewithoutMakeUp” - April 30th, 2020

“It’s simp or be simped” - May 28, 2020

“Somewhere at the bottom of the river between Philly and Camden” -March 6th, 2020

“Is that how nine tailed foxes work? It’s one real tail and 8 fox tail butt plugs?” - May 25th, 2018

Think I might migrate some of my silly old tweets here so I can finally make myself scrap that account

In dishonor of the current situation, I present my ouroboros design as my first post on blue sky