Apathy has to be at an all time high. Or low. I’m not sure how that works.

Magic Johnson took over the StR account. lol. I’m right there with you, Kevin.

Ouch. This isn’t a Golden 1 low - this is the entire NBA low.

Am I doing my math right? GSW is 20M over the cap. So the $80M they have in tax penalties could be tied to a single individual that is racking up DNP-CDs. Awesome!

Now I’m supposed to root for LA next week? Gross.

Another wellness check for @johnbull.wtf

I know it is still fairly early in the season, but tonight is as big of a must lose game as it gets

Even if the Knicks come back and win this one - I am so looking forward to @worldwidewob.bsky.social ‘s guaranteed meltdown in his recap video

Admin cooking

Diablow

Anyone doing a check the welfare on @johnbull.wtf ?

First off, that’s King’s Legend, Dennis Schröder. Secondly, what took nearly two weeks to figure this out? Thirdly, is Silver helping us tank? My column:

Even the social media team is phoning it in. (Spoiler - that was the score with 4 minutes left in the half)

This whole thread is glorious

What are they going to do? Spot us 10 wins? Put us into the Play In at 12-70?

Two years away from being two years away.

I follow a lot, and I mean a lot of kings fans here, and I think I saw 20 posts combined tonight. Buckle up is right. Oof.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Tonight’s presser is going to be a good one

At least we’ll always have our special teams to keep us in games

Christie: “I don’t need to look at no tape…I seen it once live” 🤣 Love him.

The wheels fully off, or we have about two more major losses left?

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif

If we’d just sign some vets… 🤣

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

CMC doing things. Holy cow

I’m so hoping Scott Perry is an absolute genius and put together the best possible roster to land us two straight top 4 picks.

Well, after having my heart ripped out watching my team get eliminated in the 15th inning of the ALDS, at least I can rely on the Kings to fill me with joy this upcoming season. 🥹 Yay sports!

“My gastronomic capacity knows no satiety”

More like Golden Girls State Warriors amirite? What’s the avg age? 36-37?

Fahrenheit 450

The joys off season Kings have given us: 1. Embezzlement caught in a folder titled TurboTax 2. Team effectively saved because a food blogger leaked move in a tweet 3. Boogie getting peaches fired with a single tweet 4. Fans Thank Maloofs 5. Kfip chasing a Maloof into a broom closet…

Granted this is all 8-9 years ago, so I might be a bit off on how I remembered the details. Point being - this isn’t a new phenomenon.

Wasn’t Durant given 10M of pre-IPO Uber stock? (GSW owner was on the board). Even Boogie landed (granted he did some ads for them, so at least he “worked”) an ad campaign for another company Lacob had a controlling interest in.

Gary Beuller’s Day Off

The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party:

45 wins to go! #questfor50 and yes I’m doing this bit all the way till the end

46 wins to go! #questfor50

47 to go. #questfor50

48 wins to go. #questfor50

49 more wins to go! Iykyk

Looking forward to game 4’s tip off immediately following the draft’s second round.

Just went back to watch Iron Man. Such peak RDJ. Wait - this came out 17 YEARS AGO?!?

If I’d have just bet on teams I wanted to lose today, I’d be a rich man. Oof.