“Do you even lift, bro?” But not an insult, but a question on how they got P1

You’ve Machined your last Rage Against The. Did I do it right? 🤣

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off turns 40 today. 👴🫠

Give me the most 80's song you can think of

Lulz

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Stern in his grave rn

“Hurt” - Johnny Cash. And the video for it is nothing less than perfection

introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Iron Maiden Metallica Joe Satriani Van Halen (Hagar) NIN Tori Amos Primus Ozzy (Zakk) Steve Miller Band Fleetwood Mac (w/o Buckingham)

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap. I’m too lazy. Almost_Famous.gif

Slightly increase a band Tool Box

Scott Perry would never…

Slightly diminish a book: To Injure a Mockingbird

Shockingly, Kuminga’s +/- of -44 today wasn’t the worst ever in playoff history

OG is now down 24-25 to the Hawks. He might not pull this off

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

In ten tankathon sims: First twice Second once Third once Sixth once Seventh four times Eighth once Only thing that matters is where the ping pong balls land on lottery day - but still interesting.

Are they going to announce the coin flip outcome via smoke? The Beam? Just keep us in suspense until the lottery?

Not going to lie - stings a little bit every time the camera pans to someone in the Spurs crowd holding some Fox sign or what not. Glad for him … but he’s still our guy :(

Going to need a running clock this full (4 game) PHX-OKC series

Fortunately for me I’m used to the team I root for doing this

Long time Rockets fan since about 6:15p today when I found out who they were playing.

Bluesky trying to rein in my screen time

lol. At this point, I’ll take the W. #LightTheBeam

Alien

Makes sense. Otherwise you’d try booking a flight and ended up scrolling on instagram for three hours

It seems like in past years we had 82 games against the ‘96 Bulls and ‘16 Warriors. This year it is like 82 straight games against the ‘72 76ers when we need to lose…

Me? It’s Tallica.

This is the same team that just beat the Clippers and then won on a SEGABABA?

Lololol

Max with 82 to go to take away Bam’s record

Post your favorite lord of the rings character. Wrong answers only.

Not that we didn’t know - but nice for Boogie to chime in

(Today, anyway)

Ok, this is awesome

I find it funny DeRozan is one of the only two Kings with a negative +/- half way into the 4th

For all the massive, unbelievable, screw up the Kings have committed over the years - trading away Fox is easily top 3. This really stings. Sigh

Have a few, but I’ll go with Dusty Baker

1. Slamson 2. Scott Moak 3. Red Panda 4. Our 2026 pick 5. … that’s about all I have

Super Bowl MVP a tight race between J. Myers and B. Baringer

Lottery Odds: If Kings stay in last place: 1st pick - 14% chance Top 4 - 52% 5th - 48% chance (yikes) Can’t drop below 5th

Meanwhile DeRozan, Sabonis, and LaVine all accept their player option for the 2095-96 season putting the Kings into the unprecedented 3rd apron

Proof he’s getting traded yesterday

I also would like to point out, with a small lead and time expiring, the Wizards have NONE of their starters on the court. #ethicaltanking