I need someone who looks at me the same way Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani

I made dis

@sery.codes can we get turtle facts added please? 🥺 Turtles are great

Idk who needs to hear this but please stop asking me to make you stuff 😭

Just have to stitch everything together but I ran out of yarn 😭

Same panic, different disco

Me waiting for dopamine

Lizard

Lizard

The combat noises the main character in Black Myth Wukong make sound like Donny from The Wild Thornberrys.

Hades would like to show you his toy and hopes you like it.

It works 😏

I feel like everyone is annoyed of me and I'm being tolerated at best

New phone who dis

I made a junimo

Update #2: one of them was dumb enough to run right back into my yard where Hades was impatiently waiting

Update: there was 2 lil bunnies

There's this plastic tube in my back yard that I'm pretty sure has a rabbit in it or something cause Hades will not leave it alone

Every hobby doesn't need to be a side hustle 🙃

Idk who needs to hear this but automatic toilets also have a manual flush button.

I'm not actually funny, I'm just autistic and memes are my hyper fixation

Hobbitses stole my precious

You shall not pass

I lost the game

I r has new car

If I had a nickel for every Pope that hated on JD Vance, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

So.... Any of y'all got replacements for Duolingo?

Thanks for being friends with me. Questionable choice, but I appreciate it.

Nice knowin y'all 😅🤣

I made a lil Hades

Actually I'm both

So baby pull me closer in the bathtub with a toaster

I feel like I'm just living in a constant state of over stimulation and burn out

Have come Mac and cheese asmr

My dad didn't like my cheese sauce for the Mac and cheese 😭

They fucked up my nametag at work so hello. I am now senior manager. am big boss lady. We are closed all days and everyone gets paid more

THEYRE OUT OF CHEESE AT WORK IM GONNA DIE

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm autistic, not stupid

That's my secret cap. I always have to pee.

i know a lot of people are scrambling to find US-based manufacturers for merch with the new tariffs but definitelyyyyy don't try this one :') stickerninja is one i've used! others i haven't tried but came across are sticker birbs, sticker bunnies, and spooky stickers

People be angy today 😭

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”

Apparently this job gives you free cheese

wake me up for dinner 🐥🐸

Randomly found $5 in my pocket 😎