Women, don't all run to him at once...

I feel Saturday will either be a blowout Utah win or a toss-up game that comes down to the final play or drive. Ugh.

Dampier gonna rush for 400 yards.

I'm too old to day drink. I feel like shit lmao

Dampier lovin' the damp of that field.

Utah's defense looks blah

Motherfucking Moses

This is going to be an empty stadium

I got a new bathroom door

The pie ordered

Damn. Just saw about Dianne Keaton dying. What an institution.

I day drank

Memory: years ago, probably late 90s, early 00s staying the night at my aunt's house sleeping on her couch & watching the Mariners play an insane extra innings game...like insane amount (20 innings? I don't know...) while flipping back and forth between Clerks on IFC (first time I had ever seen it).

Rumors out there that the Huntsman Center will be demolished after this season. I don't believe it. Since Utah's new proposed arena isn't being built on the current Huntsman Center site, it makes no sense to demolish it before that new arena is built.

Looks like the Jazz have an Ace up their sleeve.

Dan Roberts becoming the PA announcer for Runnin' Utes games is really cool.

Fucking moron.

fresca

So, wait, Utah lost the Outdoor Retailers convention again?

The old Rice Stadium exterior as the new Rice-Eccles Stadium goes up - only photo I've been able to find that shows the west exterior of the old stadium that isn't an aerial.

I can still taste this gum.

My costume for my Halloween party on October 18 that everyone is invited to despite it being the night of the rivalry game (but I'll show it, promise). Guess what it is?

Big 12 power rankings: 1. Texas Tech 2. BYU 3. Cincinnati 4. ISU 5. ASU 6. TCU 7. Utah 8. Arizona 9. Baylor 10. Kansas 11. Houston 12. Kansas State 13. UCF 14. Colorado 15. WVU 16. OSU

I'm sorry but this shit cracks me up. You live in a county with over ONE MILLION PEOPLE. What the hell do you expect, Matt?

LMAO

Lmao if UCLA upsets Penn State...🤭

How do you like our garage with a house attached?

Wait until the dumb pedo fuck is told what the military does to flags they retire.

This shit pisses me off so much.

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

Boo. 👻

Nothing better than when the Yankees lose.

Woke Pope

I mean this is insane, right? $1,500 for a table lamp?!?

Delta Center looking like a proper hockey arena now:

My Halloween party is the same day as the Utah-BYU game so hopefully that game is an afternoon one lmao

Art

How likely is this LDS meeting house atrack the result of some inbred MAGA moron going after Mormons because Kirk was killed by one?

ngl football is way more enjoyable when Utah wins.

Utah is 3-8 in Big 12 play since joining the conference. All three of those wins have come on the road and by a combined score of 98-47.

Defense playing sloppy.

This is the offense I expected last week.

lol Illinois

I think the Texas teams are going to dominate the Big 12 over ht next few years.

FSU is the ACC Utah

Having a Halloween Party on the 18th of October. If you're in the Salt Lake area, stop on by! The more the merrier. Hit me up for the address:

Kash texted local authorities to write anti-ice comments on the casings and the cops just wrote "anti‐ICE".