I guess the snack bar getting upgraded to a buffet if we want to live through to nightfall 😭😭

😭😭😭😭

I can help behind the snack counter!!

I think that’s part of it. The rush of the impromptu “need one more?” Like the thrill of the hunt but for the court?

How do you pronounce “sit your ass down?” I’m curious if there’s regional differences. For instance, I just realized I say, “sitcherass down.” 😭

Newest grave robber find just dropped. I’m so sick of this shit.

I just did some nigga shit but I'ma put y'all up on game. Restaurant Depot got 40 POUNDS of whole wings for 47 dollars on UberEats.

Diagnosed and medicated BPD, my emotions are generally deemed irrational. 6/10 they really are, but 4/10 they’re just exaggerated rational emotions. There’s no feeling something halfway, it’s 0 or 100. The key is making sure the actions I have are rational, and dialed up/down for the occasion.

The entirety of The Age of Pleasure lmao

We’ll just call the personality “eclectic” and leave it at that 😭

"equally problematic!?"

Just cleared out ALL of my flagged work emails. Call me Little Miss Productive Procrastination

I'm incredibly pleased w/ the aesthetic placement of my red dot lmfao

HA HA HA WHAT A FUNNY BIT SUCH A GREAT JOKE!

FELT! The best white widow I ever had was like 10 years ago from an old coworker. All I remember is not remembering SHIT. I needs that again 😭🤣

white widow

Spot no. 1 is split: 1) God Only Knows by The Beach Boys 2) Can't Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Honorable mention goes to That's The Way of The World by Earth Wind & Fire, bc I honest to god thought it was specifically a wedding song when I was a little girl lmfao 😭

I put on a rap/hiphop current hits or whatever playlist for the drive to work and I’m not gonna lie a lot of the ones I got during my ride were… no Am I officially old now? Like older auntie old?

My god the desire for victimization (and therefore “fame” bc that’s what MAGA does) is insane. Like, she has those scars now. She literally has “is racist” SCARRED onto her back like a fkn powderpuff jersey 😭😭😭 Is Racist 45

Sandy Chorizo Chili

I- You’re not supposed to TRY and set precedent wtf.

Oh, ok so I’ll just get blocked by the list creator after they specifically request responses to their posted skeet then, lmfao

I don’t think the undies I have were made for jiggly people bc it keeps slipping under my butt and I can only assume this is what a jockstrap feels like????

444

The reaction is visceral

If AI as it is currently wasn't inherently wrapped in systemic racism, I'd throw bad faith arguers straight to a chatbot for their hamster wheel brains and wait for the smell

I think a memory in my heart just opened up looking at this cover woooowwwwww

That’s… ok but define how many multiples because a solo cat can easily become a lonely cat. 2 cats vs 8 cats seems like quite the leap…

Omfg damn

Ooomfg I NEED these please PLEASEEEE

Isn’t kratom that the shit people were trying to use like it was suboxone for alcohol? Wasn’t it giving everyone seizures or something??

I have never gone to bat for a shitty coworker

Some of y’all might need help with the concept of “hear me out.” Triple Six and Triple Seven of Dead Leaves (2004)

Talking to my mother post her finally getting a fkn therapist 🙄😭 youtu.be/7BbejLVc-q8?...

Col’11 💙🩶

I want to let this roll off my back because why can’t we just have some silly fun? But I’m a Gemini and I choose to be upset bc tf you mean we can’t have some silly fun??

Patiently getting in the newspaper box line to snag a copy of the Onion, and seeing multiple people reading on their morning commutes downtown was one of the best “working girl” memories of my early 20’s. Truly love you guys, never change 🫡✊🏾

Sending out invoices, scheduling vet visit for the cat, balancing the budget sheet, sipping my coconut iced coffee blasting Crime Mob 😭😭

Oooooohhhhh Wicked: For Good Got it

I don’t have an issue with authority, my Dada just made sure I didn’t listen to fkn morons. idk what to tell you. Do you know more than me? No? More experience? No? You got a degree in whatever you’re talking about? No? Then you sure as shit don’t get to tell me fuck all. What authority?? YOU?!?🥴

Great visuals… But we could also just like… stop doing that to such extremes?

I don't get to be as soft as I'd like to be...I look forward to the day(s)

That’s love

LMFAOOO y'all he walked into Boss's office and I heard her cut him off before the door even closed. If he's in there longer than 5 minutes I'm taking bets on how far tucked his tail is between his legs.

OoOoo y'all! One of the attorneys tried to yell at his secretary and she shut his ass up!! My boss went RIGHT to her desk to find out what he did wrong... here he comes walking up like he's gonna talk first. NO SIR, YOU ARE NOTORIOUS IN THIS OFFICE!! Go sit your ass down, she'll be there soon...

MMWEV, there it is. That's it, forever.

either way there's kid diddling going on and that means straight to Hell's crawlspace my guy