I've been thinking a lot about how much I hate the look of modern movies. They all look so flat. The lighting is boring. The framing is basic. The colors are all matched and smashed. Sets are disgustingly empty. Watch the worst movies from the 90's and they still feel grounded and look incredible.

I think Trump is shopping around for countries to flee to when the shit hits the fan.

"Quiet, piggy!" "Now, listen here, cocksucker!" I always think of the sickest burns when it's too late.

I miss the custom Android rom scene from the early 2010's so much. It always felt incredible to install a new rom and feel like I had a brand new phone. I didn't even run a stock rom until 2018. My favorite old rom had an LCARS theme/skin and it felt so sick.

Anyone else call real life "meat space?"

Me: Nobody has ever dealt with more stress than me in this moment in time. My ancestor fighting off a goddamned saber tooth tiger with a pointy stick to save his mate and offspring: ...

Yes, greater acceptance of the gay community is nice, but my bisexual millennial ass is going to miss ironically shouting "GUHAY!" at weddings when the grooms kiss. But I guess that's getting older.

I wish I could let every other member of the LGBTQ+ community know just how proud I am of you right now for surviving this moment in history with me. You are so strong, and you are so beautiful, and I am so very happy that you exist. I see your humanity, and you make my world that much brighter.

I'm going to be real. If I had seen the tapes of Trump blowing Clinton, I'd look like Kash Patel too.

On the brightside this "AI" bubble has proven: 1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs. 2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you. 3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone. 4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want. 5 Regulations ARE important.

Remember, kids, it's only pedophilia if it comes from the Democrat region of America. Otherwise, it's just sparkling ephebophillia. Which is... okay? Apparently? What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.

If you're 19 and you date an 18 year old? Cool. You probably met where young people hang out. 21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common. 25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen. 30? Weird. Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.

"phonic lips" 🤯 "Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..." currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...

Did it ever occur to anyone that the reason Trump thinks that weird fun house mirror Mara Lago face looks good is because his brain is literally melting from dementia and it's distorting his perception?

In the 1980s, they released 2 major motion picture children's cartoons that feature mouse striptease dance numbers, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

Raw vegans are weird because they're like "look how skinny I am eating only the juiciest of raw fruits and vegetables that make you shit your brains out."

I don't call them "fake boobs." I call them "artesian melons" because I'm classy like that.

As Trump officials realize that things aren't going to go the way they thought they would and that they don't have the legal protections and immunities they thought they did, we're going to see some seriously preem crash outs.

The people who believe Trump's bullshit are the same people who think professional wrestling is real. That's why Trump's government is staffed by the cast of a dystopian 80's B movie.

So here's a weird ass American problem I never knew about. Many of our doctors and nurses don't have very good health insurance, meaning that they often don't have access to the level of healthcare they provide to others. You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but rich people probably taste like pork.

Strange how all of the big "unsolvable," "complicated" problems the Boomers told us about turned out to be shockingly simple, absolutely solvable problems they just didn't like the solutions to. It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.

Way more scifi needs to incorporate folklore. Tell me the story of vampires on the moon. Why not put a werewolf on Mars? How about a mummy on a space station? Witches and robots might be cool.

In a century, when we once more forget the lessons of history, it's going to be really weird when a bunch of EU NeoCons get called MAGA for acting like a bunch of fascist cunts and they all act overly offended and accuse the Left of calling everyone they disagree with MAGA.

Living through so much history has made me realize that the great figures of our past must have been much more lame than I imagined. History makes demons of weird little Nazi goblins, and transforms sniveling rich kids into titans of industry.

I'm so glad they brought back the r-word because the Trump administration is fucking retarded. No other word so succinctly sums up the sheer Idiocracy of it all.

We are really overdue for a live-action Street Sharks movie.

The interplay between language, culture, and our internal biases is incredibly fascinating. You can say the same thing in a slightly different accent and it feels totally different. For example, why does it feel classier to say I was, "sucking on a fag in a lorry," than, "blowing a gay trucker?"

The trans panic is so fucking stupid. We're like a decade away from using crispr to give ourselves 5 ft long Lovecraftian nightmare squiddicks, and these motherfuckers are worried about some people who just want different human genitals? Dumb.

You know how low-carb isn't an organization with a leadership structure and defined goals? It literally just means trying to limit your carb intake. Anyone can say they're low-carb, and there aren't any rules. That's what antifa is.

Can someone tell me how to pronounce the "ea" in Sean Bean? Is it ee or aw? I've got a fantasy trivia night coming up, and I don't want to make a fool of myself.

Does anyone else think it's weird that Disney gave the Sultan from Aladdin a posh British accent?

FYI If a politician or voter is willing to overlook the rape of thousands of children to further their own goals, and call a child rapist "boss," there is no moral bedrock. You will never wake that person up to their own shocking moral bankruptcy because there is no limit to what they will overlook.

Aonishiki Arata feels like one of those legendary talents whose matches and career are destined to be talked about for decades.

Instead of Hawkman and Hawkgirl, what about Hawktuah and Hawkma'am?

The real reason that women's jeans don't have pockets is because we're trapped in old thinking! Sure, hugging the hips and ass makes traditional pockets impractical, but what about ankle pockets? Shin pockets? Thigh pockets?! It's time for clothing companies to get weird with it.

Trumps fascist speeches bother me a lot more than I thought they would. Mostly because they're so lazy and incoherent. It's like watching a sloppy drunk hit on a waitress. He leans on the podium, forgets half his words, slurs his way through the rest, yadda yaddas to fascism then demands cheers.

When the Trump era ends and The Great Sobering begins, a whole lot of "visionary" tech bros are going to decide that the "real" innovation is happening in nonextradition countries. For some reason.

How do I see less Donald Trump in my feed and like way, way more thicc black women?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you don't like the 1982 dark fantasy masterpiece The Dark Crystal, then fuck you.

People who say "if I was made out of chocolate I'd eat myself," are weird because I actually am made out of delicious meat and despite my love of delicious meat, I've yet to succumb to the apparently irresistible urge to eat my own ass.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the "media" knows what is doing. The media will run whatever the billionaire owners want it to run and right now every wealthy person in America wants a corrupt government so they can buy it. They don't care about truth. Hope that helps.

Let me put on my mind reading hat. MAGA leadership is freaking over Charlie Kirk because they're being forced to realize that stochastic terrorism has splashback. They've been feeding domestic terrorists and stoking extremism under the belief that because they're on the same "team", they'd be safe.

If you're struggling to make sense of the outrage from conservatives following the shooting of Charlie Kirk after their near total silence following every other shooting, including schools, it's because now THEY don't feel safe. They never thought it could happen to them. They're scared.

Anyone else think it's super weird how every animal on Earth is basically just tube meat? Mouth to anus? Tube meat.

They should make a sequel to Big Trouble in Little China called Big Trouble in Little America that takes place in a Chinese city's Little America district. The bad guy can be an immortal American capitalist (kept alive by blood transfusions from children) and his mystical army of ghost cowboys.

Guys, I'm starting to think that Donald Trump might be in the Epstein files.

The concept of an AI powered paperclip machine conquering the world and processing all materials on Earth to endless make paperclips is seen as a damning indictment of technology, but me eating an entire sleeve of cookies while browsing social media and taking a shit says nothing about humanity.

I can't believe they canceled Alf. I guess all of that nonconsensual pussy eating finally caught up with him.

I don't think the world is ready for our coming BioPunk future. Sure genetic engineering sounds great when it's all curing disease, full heads of hair, juicy footlong dongs, and giant jugs, but just wait until your daughter brings home a 7ft tall communist chicken man with digigrade legs...