Sam Merrill got Mike Breen to do a "BANG!" pump fake. First ever "B-"

Spurs gave De'Aaron Fox $55 million a year because they felt guilty about how easy it would be to build a team around this young core and wanted to make things fairer for the rest of the league

Scrolling through the Thunder team store website getting madder and madder that I can't find any "Mr. Chaos" merch for Alex Caruso

J.B. Bickerstaff contender for "Easiest NBA Coach to Picture as a Mii"

Jarrett Allen playoffs redemption...beautiful

If you make a post on any platform where you type "ass" as "ahh", you should be legally required to have a video where you're speaking it out loud pinned to your profile

Saw a clip of Bill Simmons reacting to the Anthony Bennett pick and realized I'd heard that same outburst somewhere else

Advertising firms: It's time to do some serious self-reflection about whether your commercial characters are really built to be a long-term recurring TV presence

The dictionary on this free Spelling Bee knockoff sucks

Sexism is crazy...what do you mean that not a single horse girl has become a Kentucky Derby-winning trainer before today

@futurecanon.bsky.social #KennyFinallyWentBackInsideTheGame

Really big fan of the Peacock AI-generated stat highlights on the homepage for NBA games. Trying to entice people to hit play midway through the first quarter by saying some shit like "Rudy Gobert is leading the way with 3 rebounds"

Chicago Bulls Make The NBA Takes

Mystery should have hooped

Everyone is laughing and gossiping while two families possibly come apart thanks to an affair being dissected in the public eye, but not enough people are saying: Thank you Mike and Dianna, for being brave enough to have that affair and give us this gift

"Is Jalen Brunson's offense good enough to make up for his defense" - the greatest thread in the history of basketball forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Chicago Sky somehow managing to be the worst-run team in a city with two Reinsdorf franchises…kind of impressive?

Watching the Cubs gamecast on my phone in public and shaking my head vigorously whenever Matt Shaw does something good, so everyone around me knows I’m actually an Enlightened sports fan

As a queer person covering the Bulls, the team’s response to Jaden Ivey's homophobic comments came as a relief. But the guard’s beliefs — and willingness to vocalize them — were not a surprise. If Artūras Karnišovas can’t vet his trades, why should he continue running the Bulls front office?

Always concerning when I'm really into a late-career album from a band I've liked for a long time. Impossible to tell whether they've actually Still Got It or if I'm just aging into the millennial version of an old guy gushing over a record U2 put out in 2009

At a certain point Hollywood is going to need to have a reckoning about how people can still tell when actors are over 50 years old bsky.app/profile/disc...

I do an inordinate amount of complaining about commercials on here. So it's only fair that I give a shoutout to the Boozer kids for their exemplary performance in that State Farm ad

Any neutral fan saying that Santa Clara should have fouled up 3 is unfortunately afflicted with Narc Brain

Bench guys on Siena watching that second half and having it slowly dawn on them just how bad their coach thinks they are

They gotta cut out the huddling in college basketball. It's just too much

You might not hear a lot of complaining about how the play-by-play pages on ESPN are immeasurably worse after a recent redesign. But just know that people are suffering in silence

Michael B. Jordan won the Oscar for Stack's reaction to the first vampire song

95% of the dudes hating on Bam are just jealous that he's living out every man's fantasy (dating extremely tall + rich woman named after Steely Dan song)

Really nice touch that the Raiders social team made multiple Our Trade Has Been Reneged Upon graphics customized for Instagram/Twitter dimensions

I'm going to need everyone who posts about The Pitt online to get together and decide whether this season of the show is good or bad. Too hard to tell from the outside

We must celebrate that Bobby Moynihan is finally being given the spotlight he deserves in a 30 Rock-adjacent sitcom...but we must also continue to fight until the same has been done for Vanessa Bayer

Feel bad for people in LA who are committed to wearing jackets as a fashion thing. Just can't be worth it

Courtside ad at the Bulls game said "Bulls Fans Deserve Pepsi." Which is technically true, but not how they meant it

Mat Ishbia and Rick Schnall are competing to fill the void left by Arne Duncan in the celebrity All-Star game. Like all the SGs in the early 2000s chasing Jordan's legacy

Parker Posey you deserve better than being the third billed actor in an Uber Eats commercial

James Harden might be the coolest guy in sports. Just deciding every 3 years to go "I need to move and change jobs to fix my life"

Is there a single human being alive who is capable of thinking "I actually have enough money already" bsky.app/profile/ew.c...

Getting old feels so good when you're a guy who wants to yell at strangers for standing right inside the train doors

Now to follow that instant classic up with the Super Bowl, which will be a real stinky piece of shit

A competent political party would campaign on mandating accurate start times for sports broadcasts @democrats.org

Cherry Coke Zero...beverages just don't get much better than that folks

This is too many possessions for one half of football. You should automatically skip a quarter if you get up to 15

(Listening to an alternate universe version of the Lonely Island podcast without Seth Meyers) Hmm this is pretty good, but I kind of wish there was another guy in here to read 72 bad fan comments every episode

How long do we need to have mass algorithmized internet platforms before people start to realize that seeing a stupid opinion online is not a novel experience and you can actually just ignore most of them

@natetice.bsky.social Playoff Torbert...electric

$700+ million in career earnings and still doing Pizza Hut commercials. They aren't even one of the top two shitty pizza delivery chains anymore man

The Bears should score more points and give up fewer

Obviously not the desired result, but Oregon should still be proud of what they did tonight (wore their superior throwback shade of green/yellow with the cartoon duck logo)

Starting a cover band where we only play the songs from The Traitors

Kind of heartwarming to see a statement that was obviously genuinely typed out by an old man on a phone. This is what AI is trying to take from us