@thesloppyboys.bsky.social Keep up the hyper-specific, weird riffs 💪🏋️🍯

It is an absolute thrill to be getting my own personal version of Nuts and Gum with Sunday Night Football's Reality Hot Seat simulcast

Feel kind of bad for Quentin Tarantino. Man spends his whole life being really annoying and then all of a sudden people start getting mad at him for it

They should call it Spotify Rapt, on account of how much attention I’m paying to everyone’s posts about it

Telling people I canceled my Spotify account on moral grounds when it was really because I was offended about my "listening age"

I heard in the new Avatar movie they're gonna explain why those guys are all blue

Hello Operator / Till I Collapse mashup is one of the most insane things I’ve seen during a football game

Emmy award winner Joseph Tudisco

Going to use this account just to index the most offensive celebrity commercial appearances. Melissa McCarthy movies have made $2+ billion and she is playing an elf in a Verizon ad

ME WITH ACCESS TO A TIME MACHINE: So yeah, Joker & the Thief is comfortably Wolfmother's most enduring song in 2025 — in regular rotation at sporting events, while Woman is all but forgotten 16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it

Now everyone is talking about the 5-0 Chicago Bulls and their upcoming rematch against the New York Knicks

Eating lunch at exactly noon…I’m such a fucking sheep

Everyone is buzzing about the big sporting event of the night: The Chicago Bulls defeating the Atlanta Hawks 128-123 to go to 3-0 on the season

Zoe Saldana and Jeff Bridges are Academy Award winning actors. It should not be legal for them to co-star in a T-Mobile commercial

@clubchalamet.bsky.social Any thoughts on whether Timmy winning 'White Boy of the Year' at the Believe That Awards is a good sign for the Marty Supreme campaign?

Not many other 35 year old white men are brave enough to admit this: I thought the Between the Bars needledrop in The Chair Company was very funny

NHL broadcasts superimposing *animated* digital ads over the boards during gameplay is sooooo tacky

I'm the one guy in the Task universe who doesn't have anything bleak going on in my life to monologue about. Everyone's always staring at me expecting me to fill several minutes of conversation with my backstory and all I can muster is "Uhh my sports teams aren't doing so good. Kind of a drag..."

I've held out for almost a decade, but there's so much bad stuff going on now that I'm teetering on the brink of posting an Instagram story about some of it

Slovenia-Germany Eurobasket game going crazy

NYT games empire was in its washed era when Pips suddenly strolled in as the crown jewel of the whole operation...life can still surprise and delight

Bulls really saw Chicago sports media & fans in shambles over the Bears opener and said ”Hurry up and finish the Giddey contract!!! Doesn’t matter how much we pay him; nobody will even notice if we drop it now”

Peacock you gotta stop playing the The Paper commercial with M79 in it every single commercial break. You are going to make me hate an indie rock classic

Latest Peacemaker episode is a good reminder that Tim Meadows is a generational talent

Carly Rae Jepsen releasing a Boy Problems hat with misspelled lyrics for the E•MO•TION 10-year anniversary...a touching tribute to the album's cartoonishly botched rollout + promotional strategy

I would get so pissed off if I was a pretty famous guy and they asked me to go on Hot Ones Versus instead of regular Hot Ones

Everyone at the baseball stadium is really good at the Hat Shuffle game they play on the video board. Good to have a little bit of a W for the wisdom of the masses during what has otherwise been a pretty protracted rough stretch

Alex G there's been a terrible accident with your music. Something happened to make the vocals not as loud as they should be

One thing you have to say about Hulk Hogan is: He was really truly cartoonishly racist. One of the most racist famous guys we've ever had, outside of the people whose whole deal is intrinsically tied to being racist

Get back to me when they make an AI that filters out all the Rilo Kiley songs where the guy sings

Derik Queen's nickname should be Blizzard Man

Can't lose when Austin Croshere is in the building

RIP to an absolute king

"Grillo's Pickles really going hard on advertising at baseball games. Not really a move I would expect from that particular pickle brand" — just one of the many powerful thoughts my brain produces

If I'm a hockey player and a game goes to 2OT, first chance I get I'm firing that thing directly into my own net

Myles Turner banked three was the moment I knew the Pacers are being guided by a higher power

My warning to Knicks fans, as a Bulls fan

I don't care for the man's music, or for him in general as a pop culture figure. But I will say this in defense of Benson Boone: Everyone who's mad about him always doing a flip is just jealous

They should let you do the Rally House song at karaoke

Mark Daigneault's Wiki pic looking like a still from Inland Empire

Going Ghost Protocol mode

Being a Charli XCX fan who doesn't use TikTok is so confusing. What do you mean her most popular songs are a pair of mediocre b-sides from Brat. Why is she releasing a music video for party 4 u five years after it came out

Control legitimately means everything to me...

(Guy who just saw Inland Empire for the first time a few weeks ago) New Lorde music video has some Inland Empire vibes...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Marvel is officially back

They gotta stop huddling so much in college basketball

Charles Barkley you shouldn't have agreed to film an ad where the Capital One spokesman outperforms you at basketball. He's not even a particularly noteworthy commercial spokesman