Fox News Headline tomorrow: Unemployment down 729% in Oregon according to recent study by Del Taco

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

Could you say that again without the overt racism? Oh we’re live?

Just a reminder: if someone posts “I don’t care that Trump _________, he’s still a great president!” This is a troll account. Do not feed the trolls. Block the trolls. “But what if it isn’t?” If not, do you really think someone who thought posting that was a good idea will listen to logic?

Is it bad that when I saw this my first thought was that there was gonna be a follow up video of Zuck explaining why his new AI up-skirt video shoe was no different than an iPhone?

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I’m so tired of these hypocrite Democrats who SAY they want an America with no poverty but when our lord and savior King Trump shows his genius and comes up with the simple solution of just killing all the poor people, THEY OPPOSE HIM?! I mean, make up your minds! Stop hating America and kill poors.

Translation: the Republican plan is to let the vulnerable die The ACA is flawed, but it saved lives. McCain cast a brave vote for a reason. Going backwards is not the answer. MEDICARE FOR ALL is.

Whether ICE will move forward with plans to create a possible detention center in Lincoln County remains as murky as the fog rolling off Yaquina Bay. “We’re going to do everything we can to fight this,” Mayor Jan Kaplan said www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

Yes, and I also remember that much of the "return to normal" during COVID was driven by the Delta CEO as well. The "vile humans" list I keep in my head will always have him on it.

Fuck Google

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Tips for living in The Wealthiest Country In The World (as confirmed by DoorDash) Instead of buying new socks when they wear out, rotate them so the holes are on the top and the solid part is on the bottom and you can get another 2-3 months out of them. #Merica #TrumpEconomy

Trump’s gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.

Was he looking in a mirror perhaps? Because ibuprofen is way more necessary, safe, and effective than Just Dumb.

Friends don’t want friends engaged in extrajudicial killings. Of course the UK doesn’t want to be complicit in Trump and Hegseth illegally blowing up boats and people in the Caribbean.
 Trump is shredding our Constitution and international law while alienating our allies. It has to end.

PBS did us a solid and dropped the whole Epstein emails. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Bond looked out as the fireball climbed lazily into the sky. He pressed the button on his watch and a hologram of Q forms above it. “Q the teleportation device worked like a charm! It replaced me with the realistic dummy just in time. Your genius astounds me as always!” “Thanks 007!” said Q.

Aurora photos from Portland

We have upgraded our geomagnetic forecast today (12 November 2025) to the highest intensity level amid an ongoing solar storm. Current predictions suggest that the activity will result in potentially the largest solar storm to hit our planet in over two decades.

"When has Trump ever willingly spent 'hours' with anybody who wasn’t providing some sort of benefit to him? So what could some random teenager girl possibly provide to one of the world’s wealthiest men? Were they discussing real estate transactions?" michaelianblack.substack.com/p/trumps-bea...

Oh well gee, no wonder he shut down the government to hide the fact that he was complicit in sex trafficking of little girls. That is not going to poll well even with the dumbest of Trump cultists.

What does everyone have on their “he died” party playlist? I have: 1) Green Day’s “Ha Ha You’re Dead” 2) Bobaflex’s “I’m Glad You’re Dead” 3) Wizard of Oz “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” 4) Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” But I need to fill it out more, ya know?

Definitely not because of petty beard envy from babyface Hegseth

Vive la révolution!

“I didn’t carry a weapon so it could be turned against my own community," a veteran from Idaho told a crowd of well over 200.

What does everyone have on their “he died” party playlist? I have: 1) Green Day’s “Ha Ha You’re Dead” 2) Bobaflex’s “I’m Glad You’re Dead” 3) Wizard of Oz “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” 4) Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” But I need to fill it out more, ya know?

Unfortunately the economic data was delivered to the wrong country and by the time we got ahold of DoorDash and got it straightened out the data was all cold and gross so we just had a sandwich. 0 stars

INGRAHAM: “Does that mean the H-1B visa thing will not be a big priorit?” TRUMP: “You have to bring in talent.” INGRAHAM: “We have plenty of talent.” TRUMP: “No, you don’t.” Wow. Wait til MAGA sees this one. 😕

SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”

There are certainly no talented people in his cabinet so I can kind of get why he things that. He keeps calling his people “the best people” and they all suck harder than anything… so yeah if you’re talking Trump cabinet only then America is completely devoid of Talent, Morals, and Intelligence.

This fall marks the first time the whole pathway has been open in the past four years.

Moral Republicans Unified Democrats Peaceful Sleep Climate Optimism Affordable Healthcare World Peace

“No-Nutte November?” asked Tisquantum. Governor Bradford smiled and proudly told the Wampanoag how his community wasn’t releasing any ejaculate until December. Tisquantum and Samoset looked at one another for a long while. “Why would you do that?” asked Samoset.

In times like these, links are needed because it's far too easy to throw up a faked headline. So I'm sliding in to assist with the receipts: www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

The magical moment when Marcel sees snow for the first time… and does not give a shit.

Bond looked out as the fireball climbed lazily into the sky. He pressed the button on his watch and a hologram of Q forms above it. “Q the teleportation device worked like a charm! It replaced me with the realistic dummy just in time. Your genius astounds me as always!” “Thanks 007!” said Q.

He indeed changed the course of America, just like a drunk driver “changed the course” of his car before going over a bridge and exploding in the ravine.

DSA stands in absolute opposition to the proposed deal to pass Trump's billionaire budget. Healthcare is a right, not a bargaining chip.

"I've gone ahead and notified Nyarlathotep's hierophants that we'll give them everything they asked for, and will also throw in a few sacrificial firstborn children for the inconvenience." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...

Christian Nationalists: QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution? ANSWER: Zero times.

Ah yes the “putting your fingers in your ears and saying LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU” method of dealing with inconvenient facts. Very mature there, Ditsy Donny. He renamed the Dept of Defense to Dept of War because it was completely unnecessary. We will just cover our eyes and they won’t see us! Duh!

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TIL that blood platelets have serotonin receptors, which is why anemia can mimic depression symptoms and that is absolutely fucking fascinating.

So if I understand it this it Trumps solution to ACA? youtu.be/a71VqHpza58?...

Why beat around the bush Dementia Donny? Just wrote what you really are trying to do!

Remember to vote for their replacements in the next election. Get someone like @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Get rid of #CaveCauscus and vote in more fighters!

It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...