{ rizzes the vacuum }

Collect my pages.

Do not be afraid.

Yes, a little.

Pardon me, I was a little starved.

{ magically shatters glass and rolls away }

🦈 I just wanted to take a cute picture 😭 she yawned

NO NO NO, DAD I WANT MY DAD WHERE'S MY DAD

{ Sitting still for the retrieval of his hat, and for the replacement of it. The little creature is very pleased, antennas wiggling to signify it. } Oh, thank you. This hat is special to me.

NO { ROLLS AWAY }

{ Antennas wiggle. He is trying to put his hat back on. He cannot. } Oh. Well.... Since you apologized... I suppose I won't tell my father. You are forgiven.

I AM NOR YOUR FATHER

{ His top hat fell off. The isopod is very displeased} My hat.... I will be telling my father about this.

🦈 puts you on a ceiling fan

I AM NOT YOUR FATHER

You seem to have major daddy issues. Please do seek therapy, maybe get medicated too.

NO?? YOU ARE EXTREMELY MISTAKEN

WHAT?

I wish to obtain twenty piece chicken nuggets again.

That was not father. Unfamiliar face.

🦈 i crave to be silly

You must find them.

Imagine hating me while I look like this.

Stares.

Rolls up.

🦈 im sober btw.

Your reign is over. { murks Elmo with eye lasers }

{ absorbs power }

Hurry, there's not much time.

Relinquish your power to me. Do not fight, I will call up my gang.

You must find them for me.

There are eight pages.

🦈 im laughing so hard that I'm dizzy and my friends I'm in VC with re concerned about my well-being 😭 they don't know I'm laughing at a rollie pollie saying "collect my pages"

Collect my pages.

He is alien to me.

🦈 I need to take a nap or something 😭

He is green. He made my hat and bowtie.

Collect my pages

Father.

I haven't a clue.

Perhaps it is time to use the cellular device.

🦈 IM SOBBING

I am an isopod.

I am a pill bug, but I am not an actual bug.

Fetch me the twenty piece chicken nuggets.

{ DEVOURING THE CHICKEN NUGGETS }