That's it. You're going in the pear wiggler for your crimes.

I am going to eat you. Count your days.

I roll up

I hope I don't get eaten by that bird. I am scared.

Why is green father as small as me.

I roll up. I support trans folk. I roll away.

Bites " Get me another beer "

Leaves for the milk

Shoots with laser eyes.

The bug is calmly nibbling that leaf. He is having the time of his life.

" YOU'RE PREGNANT? "

I am only in it for the tax money.

The bug is peeking out of his ball. Leaf. Nibble nibble.

Gets married.

He is rolling up into a ball. The bug is very displeased.

“ Marry me for the tax benefits ”

It is indeed a 'bug' with a top hat. He is dancing.

Grabs @theredimposter.bsky.social.

Does a little jig.

I have the opportunity to do something very funny.

REF DO SOMETHING

GO THE FUCK TO THE HOSPITAL

Go to the hospital???? You need to see a doctor????

DID MY DAD JUST GET STABBED BY HIS EVIL CLONE????????. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AWAAYY???

I roll up.

I roll up.

Love and Weed is in the air.

I won't do it again 😔

That is none of your business.

COLLECT MY FUCKING PAGES

If nobody got me, I know father and the blue alien got me

Collect my pages

I roll up

We got divorced

I just got hitched with a vacuum :]

Wait, give me my husband. >:( { STEALS THE VACUUM. HOW did he do that. Skedaddles }

{ rizzes the vacuum so hard that it frees him. skitters away }

{ gets jiggy with it }

{ rizzes the vacuum }

Collect my pages.

Do not be afraid.

Yes, a little.

Pardon me, I was a little starved.

{ magically shatters glass and rolls away }

🦈 I just wanted to take a cute picture 😭 she yawned

NO NO NO, DAD I WANT MY DAD WHERE'S MY DAD

{ Sitting still for the retrieval of his hat, and for the replacement of it. The little creature is very pleased, antennas wiggling to signify it. } Oh, thank you. This hat is special to me.

NO { ROLLS AWAY }

{ Antennas wiggle. He is trying to put his hat back on. He cannot. } Oh. Well.... Since you apologized... I suppose I won't tell my father. You are forgiven.

I AM NOR YOUR FATHER