𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 '𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐲' 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞
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Am I a real boy Papa?
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⚫ 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟' 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟' ⚫
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3 days ago
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{ rizzes the vacuum }
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about 12 hours ago
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Collect my pages.
about 13 hours ago
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Do not be afraid.
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about 16 hours ago
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Yes, a little.
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about 17 hours ago
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Pardon me, I was a little starved.
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about 19 hours ago
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{ magically shatters glass and rolls away }
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about 19 hours ago
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🦈 I just wanted to take a cute picture 😭 she yawned
1 day ago
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NO NO NO, DAD I WANT MY DAD WHERE'S MY DAD
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2 days ago
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{ Sitting still for the retrieval of his hat, and for the replacement of it. The little creature is very pleased, antennas wiggling to signify it. } Oh, thank you. This hat is special to me.
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2 days ago
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NO { ROLLS AWAY }
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2 days ago
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{ Antennas wiggle. He is trying to put his hat back on. He cannot. } Oh. Well.... Since you apologized... I suppose I won't tell my father. You are forgiven.
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2 days ago
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I AM NOR YOUR FATHER
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2 days ago
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{ His top hat fell off. The isopod is very displeased} My hat.... I will be telling my father about this.
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2 days ago
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🦈 puts you on a ceiling fan
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2 days ago
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I AM NOT YOUR FATHER
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2 days ago
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You seem to have major daddy issues. Please do seek therapy, maybe get medicated too.
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2 days ago
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NO?? YOU ARE EXTREMELY MISTAKEN
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2 days ago
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WHAT?
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2 days ago
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I wish to obtain twenty piece chicken nuggets again.
2 days ago
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That was not father. Unfamiliar face.
2 days ago
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🦈 i crave to be silly
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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You must find them.
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2 days ago
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Imagine hating me while I look like this.
2 days ago
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Stares.
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Rolls up.
2 days ago
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🦈 im sober btw.
3 days ago
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Your reign is over. { murks Elmo with eye lasers }
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3 days ago
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{ absorbs power }
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3 days ago
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Hurry, there's not much time.
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3 days ago
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Relinquish your power to me. Do not fight, I will call up my gang.
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3 days ago
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You must find them for me.
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3 days ago
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There are eight pages.
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3 days ago
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🦈 im laughing so hard that I'm dizzy and my friends I'm in VC with re concerned about my well-being 😭 they don't know I'm laughing at a rollie pollie saying "collect my pages"
3 days ago
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Collect my pages.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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He is alien to me.
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3 days ago
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🦈 I need to take a nap or something 😭
3 days ago
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He is green. He made my hat and bowtie.
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3 days ago
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Collect my pages
3 days ago
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Father.
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3 days ago
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I haven't a clue.
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3 days ago
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Perhaps it is time to use the cellular device.
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3 days ago
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🦈 IM SOBBING
3 days ago
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I am an isopod.
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3 days ago
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I am a pill bug, but I am not an actual bug.
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3 days ago
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Fetch me the twenty piece chicken nuggets.
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3 days ago
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{ DEVOURING THE CHICKEN NUGGETS }
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3 days ago
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