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Reverse taxidermy

Oh what the fuck

She wet on my coast till I pee? idk

I will never fuck with the HOA not beacuse I’m scared of them but because I value my sanity

Why is Red Bull colored? does anyone actually drink it outside of the can? It’s just a waste of money for them no one is going to see it

That feeling when you sleep schedule is so fucked that you give up on sleeping cause you have to wake up at 3am

Just bought my casket

I’m going to say it I’m glad Bugleweed went extinct

I’m going to give myself irreversible hearing damage by the age of 30

I’ve never fought someone but if god was 4’3” I could take them

Took this really cool photo of a cloud I saw a few days ago

Hi bluesky fam, have an Oscar fork knife undressing 🙈

Virginity is a thing made by men to get more pussy