C'mon the FBI you know I meant of the bath variety

Why have one bomb when you could have two or perhaps three?

That is NOT where my intestines should be

Guys buy the gummy bear albump today

God complex, I find it quite simple actually

Guys Elmer fudd, it's funny

Everyone thinks murder is a tragedy but when you find out Elmer fudd caused it it's pretty funny

Reckon Ralph be like: "Hmm how queer"

Minions, I'm going to steal the moon

Y'all couldn't keep me off the creepy crate if you tried

FINALLY, ICE PIKMIN IN BLOOM

3 William dollars please

It ain't my walls theyre in, it's yours

Happy birthday team fortress 2!

Hmmm physical media

Post something in blue sky

Boobsky

Crash band the hoot is an aminal from the sonit universe

AAAAAAAA

A WHAT PIT?

Kind of upset that I may never be able to pilot a mech, closest I'll ever get to even just a cockpit is saying hi to the pilot of a plane

Gonna eat all your veggies so I become big and strong

Wario got in a car accident with all that cake?

I thought grass was green

While I'm here, FUCK AI

You can say all you want, nothing will undo the mega hammer to your nuts

IHNMAIMS

Sensual

'to the tune of merry had a little lamb' *baby crying sounds*

Woah, a Yankee but it's missing it's brim. How queer

I'm going to attack the inventor of electronic screens at restaurants. I wanna read the menu not see John arbukles new pickled bustercuck meal advertised for 12 seconds

Many people saw my $500,000,000 million dollars post and thought maybe I had that kind of money based on the context, however this was a joke and should not be taken seriously

Waitor waitor more $500,000,000 please

What the hell is Dubai chocolate be honest

If I was plankton I would just eat some yummy sunlight instead of trying to steal burgers from the incessant crustacean

West Virginia is for haters

Why is printer ink so expensive? Can't believe inflation even hit food this hard :/

I know there some quadrillions of ants out there, but I bet I could eat em faster than they could eat me.

So full of Costco shrimp

Commissions are now open! Give me a dollar and I will have, your dollar!

I just got my very first completed pokedex ever! I've never really gone for it before but it felt actually really fun and satisfying, the little certificate the issue in the game is kind of funny but honestly was heartwarming :)

Guys can we hit one million ants before 2025?

You're either beef stroganoff with me or you're beef stroganoff against me

You're either rubbing against me, or you're rubbing with me

Testing a new time to see if I can't hit that European audience

I make posts, I post on blue sky, I get all sorts of followers and likes. No one's posts as consistently as me, that's all true

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH