Flirting with a robot rn

Money does buy happiness

Maori scholar, Makereti Papakura writing at her desk c.1910. The room is decorated with a mix of Maori & European mementoes whilst the rafters are painted with traditional kowhaiwhai patterns. Makereti will be awarded a posthumous degree in Oxford tomorrow, almost a century after she died in 1930.

trying to count sheep jumping over fences to go to sleep but just getting mad that the sheep think they're better than me so I end up running 2 miles and passing out next to a retention pond (it worked)

*as the bartender hands me the most toe-curlingly alcohol-ridden vodka and "red bull" ever concocted by human hands": I love you so much.

Turquoise Cotinga. The turquoise cotinga or Ridgway's cotinga (Cotinga ridgwayi) is a species of bird in the family Cotingidae. It is found in Costa Rica and western Panama. 📸: @birdingctew

When I smell wings at the bar I turn into a different person

whenever I recall a password from memory I feel just like this: 😏

brb, punishing my homunculus by burying it up to its shoulders in the berrypatch

curse of the lemur

oh @lizzietheli0n.bsky.social of little faith

you know what? fuck it. *puts a lemur on the USL Super League trophy*

my friend literally just told me he thought my bed head was sexy

looks like some needed defensive depth will be coming to Big Jim

Some assurance on new Tampa Bay Sun defensive loan-in, Charlotte McLean here! A back three of McLean, Henny, & Viv should be world-class IMO

@sekbush.bsky.social @uslstat.bsky.social babe r u ok, u havent posted this weekends analytics yet

FLORIDA IS YELLOW AND BLUE! We discuss the first ever Florida Derby W, Listro’s amazing goal, then get into a special interview with Vivianne Bessette! We got to learn so much - it's a must-watch! Up Next: bottom-dwelling LEX. #EnergizeTheBay #lgts 🔗 youtu.be/bfiYOVcP1l8

ya buddy the Sun are gonna shine all over this team on Saturday

Tampa Bay Sun 4.5.2025 +3 Points #USLSuperLeague #TampaBaySun

Good night Fort Blake You were wonderful

. @theheatwave.bsky.social said WE'RE DONE WITH THESE TIES #LGTS THE STATE OF FLORIDA IS YELLOW AND BLUE

tampa culture

yeah me too

im not ready to talk about tonights Sun FC game

shoutout to the Real Monarchs supporters with the "USOC > Leagues Cup" banner @thecup.us

bus driver just hissed at me

are we carolina kryptonite now? #energizethebay #uslsuperleague

That's one sexy positioning chart

me @ flootid fans

the way my cat looked at me in 2013 & the way my cat looks at me in 2025 🥺

the derby that can never be won

i'm going to be right tonight i'm going to be right tonight i'm going to be right tonight

happy international womens day to all international women (Viv Bessette, Jordyn Listro, Wasila Diwura-Soale, Tash Flint, Yuki Watari, Jade Moore, Cecilie Fløe, Victoria Haugen, Andrea Hauksdottir, Ella Martinez)

"ƃuᴉzɐɯɐ ʎlnɹʇ sɐʍ ǝʌɐƃ sɹǝʇɹoddns ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝqᴉʌ ǝɥʇ"

come check out this white-claw-fueled discussion about our favorite sunny soccer team!

Italian Excellence was on display on Saturday

some JUICY stat-based action happening here!

This version of the Florida Derby is gettin spicy #LGTS

Stole a point #yarrr

IN THE 813, THIS MY LEGACY!

at long last, it is finally match week again

midge purce is coming to Big Jim Stadium next month you should too

Tampa Bay Sun FC will host NWSL’s Gotham FC in March www.cltampa.com/arts/tampa-b...

i am being told the league did not approve and in fact, someone drove over from the league office in Tampa to dump a garbage pail on my head and tell me to "knock it off"

BIG SUN FC NEWS Pending league & federation approval, Tampa Bay Sun FC has signed veteran USL defender Leland Archer from the Charleston Battery! His size could be a game-changer for the Sun backline.

Beg pardon, my liege, for I am but a simple dipshit

i bet it would feel so good to untangle the state farm logo