#memes How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

#memes What do you call a skeleton in a closet? A hide and seek winner. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

#memes Where do rainbows go when they're bad? Prism. It's a light sentence. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

My ex husband just texted me, "Wish you were here" He does this everytime he passes by a cemetery.

#memes Did you know that if you sneeze and fart at the same time... Your body takes a screenshot. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

#memes What do you call an attractive monster? Pretty scary. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

#memes Why did the candle quit his job? He was burned out. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

#memes Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up his hammer and saw. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said: How about walking through the room naked?

#memes I used to work in a Russian napkin factory. I was a member of the serviette union. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

#memes I've always wondered if songbirds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words. weird-jokes.com/pun-memes-fa...

Extrovert: You should get out of your comfort zone. Introvert: You should get out of my comfort zone. Weird jokes weird-jokes.com

If you’re trying to book a room but the hotel says they’re full, try booking again under the name “Improvement” Because there’s always room for improvement.

#funny What do I like most about Worcestershire sauce? It's hard to say. weird-jokes.com/best-puns

#funny Just tried a frog-flavored beer. You can really taste the hops. weird-jokes.com/best-puns

#humor Where do boats go when they're sick? To the doc. weird-jokes.com/best-puns

In 1993, 4 Non Blondes asked us a question we still can't answer in 2025. Weird jokes weird-jokes.com

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.

#jokes Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted. weird-jokes.com/best-puns

#sarcasm How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on the light bulb's insurance. weird-jokes.com/best-sarcast...

#puns Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school. weird-jokes.com/best-puns

Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange the grocery store now. Weird jokes weird-jokes.com

Manager: Wow, you’re dressed smart today. Me: Thanks, I have a job interview on my lunch break.

#dadjokes It’s hard to choose which body part is my favorite. But I pick my nose. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#sarcasm A typical job interview is a conversation between two liars. weird-jokes.com/human-resour...

#sarcasm I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. weird-jokes.com/best-sarcast...

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first, it’s all hearts and diamonds. Then you realize your spouse is holding a club and a spade. Weird jokes weird-jokes.com

I’ve heard that it can be hard at first to learn Braille. But after a while you start to get a feel for it.

#dadjokeoftheday I love telling cheesy jokes, but my friends are laughtose intolerant. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#dadjokeoftheday Why are athletes heavier than prisoners? Because the pros outweigh the cons. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#dadjokeoftheday Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

I was staring at my naked body in the mirror and thought, "I'm gonna get kicked out of this IKEA pretty soon." Weird jokes weird-jokes.com

Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: Everyone's yelling, everything's sticky, it's the same music over and over again, and occasionally someone pukes.

#puns When pharmacists get sick, do they get a taste of their own medicine? weird-jokes.com/best-puns

#puns There’s something about subtraction that just doesn’t add up. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#puns Did you hear about the promo they’re running at the pet store? Buy one dog, get one flea. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#puns What do you call a frequent midnight snacker? An insom-nom-nom-niac. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#dadjokes What did the alligator say to the bee? See ya later pollinator. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#dadjokes Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself. I still can't fly. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#jokes At a job interview I was asked if I was a gossip. I said no, but I can tell you who is. weird-jokes.com/human-resour...

#beer #jokes Don’t judge me for drinking before noon. Judge yourself for waiting so long. weird-jokes.com/best-ironic-...

Did you know, if you garden naked your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you. Follow me for more tips! Weird jokes weird-jokes.com

I don't mind getting older, but my body isn't taking it well.

#puns The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates. weird-jokes.com/best-puns

#sarcasm Divorce is like Algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y. weird-jokes.com/best-ironic-...

#dadjokes My hotel tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

“Some people call me the space cowboy…” “Some people call me the gangster of love…” Barista: “I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup.” Weird jokes weird-jokes.com

Home repairs are easy. If it moves and shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, WD-40.

#jokes Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes

#jokes My uncle died after falling into a vat of hot coffee. The doctor said it was instant. weird-jokes.com/best-dad-jokes