So I had liposuction done on my ankles today. That was super icky. Pro tip- bring headphones to any awake procedures you're gonna have done. 😖 I have early stages of lipedema & have these absolute melon balls of fat around my ankles. Also it's weird walking on half-numb feet

I make a motion to change the national anthem to this song. It's a bit more accurate (except for the part about bombs bursting in "mid air") youtu.be/IJVTTuD44vE?...

Do you think people chew aspirin & dry-swallow pills as much as TV & movies would suggest?

The Viggo Mortensen/Ed Harris truck driver is apparently my regular driver. He's married. He looks like VM/EH and there's nothing I can do about this. I actually blushed at him. I can't have this

Defense - a system of protection against something Defence- that fence over there Alt: to remove a fence (Unless you're British... nothing to see here)

Hey world- just find him & do it. We want it, we need it. The entire world needs this to happen

You know how Isnotreal flies crop dusters over areas, spraying unknown chemicals that kill vegetation? (Which is a war crime I believe)

They're playing a game of Risk & they're gonna win. Their opponent is basically a True Blood-style pile of vampire guts. Whether or not the 🍊💩 is strategically looking like a bumbling fool, we all lose in the end. I'm so tired of violent men who can't think past their angry eyelids. This is our life

Few days ago gas by me was around $2.65 pg. yesterday afternoon it was $2.99. This afternoon it was $3.17. What do you think it will get to? Still gonna pay those taxes in April & continue to give consent to & fund your own destruction?

I would bet $25 billion that trump is just like 👨🏼‍🦳🤷🏼‍♂️ what do I care I'll be dead soon. Do it, do it more, bomb everything

Can you imagine what the inside of Hegseth's brain looks like? An MRI must look like a tie dye shirt. I can't fathom being so untethered, angry, violent, frothing constantly but still quite stupid & wrong. What a massive waste of a human. He even makes failing upwards look distasteful

I typo'd Denise's name & made it "Demise" in a professional email. 👻🤘🏼

Any other Old Heads remember Mystery Theater the old radio show? I kind of love that my childhood had a uniquely old timey thing to it

Step back and look at everything that's going on without having to itemize it. Everything is insane & wrong. They're turning us into the Handmaids Tale you guys. I need you all to see this. The chaos is preventing you from seeing the whole picture. Stop trying to plug every hole & blow up the dam

My great grandfather was a conscientious objector during WW1, I do believe he spent some time in jail for that (not even sure he was a citizen at that point). My grandfather fought in WW2. And now in my lifetime I have to worry about my family in WW3. What in the fuck is wrong with everyone???

Remember when Covid hit & preppers were thrust into the spotlight (the thing they most don't want) as being crazy conspiracy alarmists? Because we knew then what was in store for us w/ the 🍊💩in charge. Whats going to happen more then 2 weeks out of "global disruption" of energy? STOCK UP NOW. NOWWWW

You know that scene from Amityville Horror where the flies were suddenly all over the window? That happened to me once when I was a kid. In my bedroom that my dad had just painted for me & I picked out the color but I hated how it looked. And then the flies happened. I refused to ever go back in it

The devil MAY care, but he doesn't have to

Ice tea= pour hot water over ice & let steep a few min Iced tea= pour steeped tea over ice

It would seem that, for at least the last 10,000 years, we can't be smart enough to coexist without killing each other in some of the worst ways. We're at the pinnacle of human intellect and please look at the world around you. Does ANY of this make sense? EVERYTHING is a construct. #MatriarchyNow

If the one on the left was justified, so is the one on the right. If it's behavior you're calling out- call out the one on the left too. If it's policy that dictates which one is OK- then you know nothing & shouldn't speak on it

"I'm too healed to pander to this dynamic" ... I said... just now. I'm really proud of myself.

I'm so down doobie-doo-down down to hear about Neil Sedaka's passing. I'm just old enough to have been a fan of his underrated 70's stuff 💔🖤🎼

Wouldja look at that- no one's life was actually ruined by Bad Bunny @ the superbowl. I wish we could get out of the habit of needing to nationally register our Problems With Everything. This is not what the bootstraps mentality is supposed to entail... you're supposed to suck it up w/those feelings

If you pan back from specific headlines, it's really just that there's SO many people in this country who take joy in the pain & suffering of other people. I don't know how we got to that- instead of understanding people, you just need to see their meds, care & food cut off. What's wrong with y'all?

All I did was make this loaded toast I've been obsessed with lately. I can't imagine how I could get chia seeds in my scalp 🤪

Has anyone checked the 🍊💩's bathroom at Maralago for the missing Epstein files? Or Ivana's fake grave on the golf course?

The only time all 3 of my dogs are quiet, still & focused is when I'm grating cheese. Everyone gets cheese!! Accidentally.

Why did everyone comply with the tariffs? What if everyone had rebelled against it, what could they have done about it?

Remember a little while ago when "taste the biscuit" was our only headache? 😮‍💨

Here's an area of AI that I already hate... vendor portals. You want me to have two 90 min training sessions on an MRP system that you're not paying me to use? Nor is my boss giving me more $ to manage the multiple vendor portals my customers are trying to make me use. This is bullshit

What an amazing steal by Sweden at the 8th end of the gold medal round. This has been a great Olympics curling by all, I'm so satisfied & I will miss it. But I stfg this announcer needs to learn to stop harping on the 46 year old's age. Dude, shes a badass, period. Its not amazing because shes 46

Crowded House.

It occurred to me the other day that I almost never get personal email correspondence anymore. It's all promotional emails from catalog stores, political emails, etc. It seems like all I do is delete pointless emails all day long.

The same generation that brought you 🫴🏼 ✨all of today's horrors also gave us these song lyrics... "how can people be so heartless... how can people be so cruel... easy to be hard, easy to be cold. Especially people who care about strangers, who say that they care about social injustice..." THE IRONY

How do you think Jesus is paying for these Olympic commercials ?

Correct. Rep. Jody Barrett (Left) Sen. Mark Pody (Right)

Male Olympic Commentator: she is FORTY-SIX years old!!!!! This is her SECOND Olympics 🤪😜😳 Male Olympic Commentator: This is his 2nd Olympics & he's just 46 y/o!! 😋🤤

I don't know why I chickened out of posting this on FB.

Thinking a lot today about Chrystul Kizer. I hope she gets proper justice in light of _______________ everything 🫴🏼

I can remember what it was like being alive b4 my family shoved racism down my throat. Everyone was beautiful & interesting. I can remember so many instances when I was prevented from interacting w/POC & seeing the pure lies in the eyes of my parents & gp's. It really is learned & groomed into us

See my earlier comment about having received a pocket edition of the constitution + amendments Ft. The Ghost of Charlie Kirk, sent by TP USA themselves. The irony is making me need an iron lung.

I desperately wish to live in a matriarchy

I remember helping my moms friend w/a Xmas party when I was about 13. I served food & cleaned up etc. A man in his late 40s spent most of the party chatting me up like I was so interesting. My mom said she was watching but she never intervened bc "nothing happened. That's already too much happening.

TP USA has mailed out pocket Constitutions so you can know your rights wherever you go. From what I can tell it is unedited & there's even definition help for some of the big words. The hypocrisy is staggering. Also I would've never known this was her w/out the caption. Irony will be my cause of ☠️

Proud mom moment. From my daughter... "< higher up person> just told me I'm raising a team of badass women who don't take shit from men & that might be the nicest compliment I've ever received." This from the kid who was embarrassed by every word I said & all the ways I rejected male BS 😆 💪🏼🏆🪬☮️⚧️🚺

Maybe it's the 🍬 but why is this intro interview for the USA vs ITL women's curling match making we all weepy like I'm a proud grandma? It's so adorable when they say "clutch". They're kicking ass but no spoilers I'm still watching the match

I've been watching this "Golden Slumbers" ad from the Olympics... WHO'S TAKING THESE PHOTOS of a sleeping family?? (Please ignore my inferior camera work)