Speaker of the house Mike what's his name says Chicago is broken. I encourage everyone to check out @barrybutler9.bsky.social 's photography to get a true glimpse at just how broken & awful my beloved city is

If all 4 were still alive, the Beatles would have done a reunion concert for Gaza by now. And the 🍊💩 would call George Harrison a no talent loser.

Welcome to Q4....the threatening to tell Santa quarter

Re: stroke rumors. You can tell he's trying to compensate for the droop. You can see that the muscles on only one side are engaged. The other side is smooth. This photo is from the digitally enhanced photo of him without the orange muck

Remember when sunbathing in the back yard was a whole doing something? Now we have violent fascism. ☀️🏖️🪖

How do you actually get off the blue money-beg emails? They don't need my $5 to be able to do their jobs. I've hit unsubscribe on everything & have 30,000 phone # blocked. Just give up on me and do your jobs

People are not going to just go without medical care. They're gonna use it & abuse it. What are they gonna do, repossess ALL our homes? Take everything away from all of us? I'm not scared that you can't outrun medical debt. They've been preparing for this collapse. All systems will collapse soon

If it was pronounced "cumfturbull" wouldn't it be spelled differently?

Being that my house is for sale, I didn't do any gardening this year. I can't wait to get planting again. Lookit this gorgeous flower I grew last year. This photo is unfiltered except that I upped the sharpness so you can see the detail

Is it possible that Hegseth didn't like the title "secretary" of defense because the word secretary has a mostly female connotation?

If you hit pause in all the right spots, you can tell where this angry drunk gorilla thought he'd get thunderous applause. But instead got 🦗🦗🦗. Look at that condescending smirk

I know it's a pointless pet peeve...but it irritates me when broadcast journalists begin an answer to a question with "Look...." It feels weirdly aggressive in a news story. Unnecessary

Let's make no mistake about this. The 🍊💩 didn't bail out Argentina- it's payment for services rendered or about to be rendered

I have yet to meet a person who thinks I know what I'm doing. Yes that's a very broad statement. Welcome to #womanhood

Dog #3 Sherman. He's the baby & has total 3rd child energy. iykyk. This is my favorite photo of him because it reminds me of a little kid who can't smile normal for a school photo. He's the love of my life

I miss the days of being largely oblivious to what the gubment was doing

I quite literally almost passed out from laughing at "Load Twins" on #EnglishTeacher I can't believe how much this show makes me actually lol

I'm gonna ask this again. We're just gonna sit here & watch all this insane madness happening to us? White people are waiting to involve themselves when they come for our FB posts? Is that what it is? At what point do we stop funding our own destruction & remember that we have all the power? 🪬

Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee

Jeepers! Utah what's the matter with you??

Prediction: the generals are going to be asked to something so mental it defies everything you can imagine. Whoever doesn't bend this knee will be fired. Families stranded abroad & maybe passports revoked

You know what would work better than complaining about him? Laughing at him. The UN attendees should have had to excuse themselves because they couldn't contain their laughter over what insane nonsense it always is.

Guys, when you flash a peek at women's boobs- do you see or not see us notice that?

Remembering the two saints who lived next door to us growing up. Can't imagine how it all sounded to them. Especially the part where I spent a whole summer singing the Saturday Night Fever album at the top of my lungs- directly out my bedroom window. I truly thought that's how one gets discovered 🤣

The Outsiders (Stephen King) just finished and I'm ugly crying. I don't remember being this affected by the book. I google Ben Mendelssohn because where has this guy been my whole life? And then I'm like what? No I don't want him to have an Australian accent!! & then I see "not currently known to...

Dog #1 Tuula. She's always watching, Wazowski. Aaaaaalways watching

Dog #2... Oiva. He's an absolute nerd with a lot of anxiety. But he loves snuggling next to me. Sometimes he's super clumsy & can't catch a ball to save his life. But he means well

There I was, 60 seconds into the pedicure chair and I have the entire place talking about politics, data centers, water rights theft, witchcraft, chupacabra, aliens, how dumb men are....total hoot. Women are the best 🥇💅

Lately I've been re-falling in love with Andy Gibb's "I Just Want to Be Your Everything". Every molecule of this song was well done. And it's just now occurring to me where my deep love of hairy chests comes from. #GenXknows #GenXnotes youtu.be/n-EJQ9kjZ84?...

Have you all forgotten that WE don't answer to the president??

What is happening here? Big bug had little bug butt to butt. Big bug detached 4 wings from itself. Big bug keeps trying to get little bug off. (It eventually did)... what freakshow did I just witness?

Email from a customer...."good morning Rice Kristy, already snap crackling & popping this morning!" And then included this gif 😂😂😂😂😂. Love fun people

We REALLY glorify our involvement in WW2. What was the point of it? Why did so many of our fathers & grandfathers bother? I'd love to meet the RWC who can do the mental gymnastics it takes to be proud of grandpa while simultaneously holding the door open for fascism today.

It's funny how the "Redfin estimate" of my home dropped immediately after I listed it. And it continues to drop for the first time ever. What a wacky coincidence

I just realized I've never consciously known a Capricorn. Like- sometimes I have occasion to mention I'm a Scorpio -- you know what I mean? Never once has someone talked to me about their Capricornness.

Menopause Poker. I left the house with two different shoes on. I'm putting that at a full house. Can you beat it?

We ARE all completely immersed in politics now. These days you have to intentionally avoid it. This is different than it used to be. There were no podcasts and only old people listened to political radio shows. It's infiltrated our lives now. TV, websites, emails, socials, texts, apps, phone calls 🙄

feels like we're about to do a rapid unscheduled disassembly of a country

Probably a dumb thing to do, but I posted my house for sale on FB marketplace. I can't believe I didn't get an immediate message "is this house still available?"

Customer: what is the country of origin for that? Me: COO is China. Customer: can you tell me if it's made here or imported? Me: I t I s m a d e I n C h i n a

@zoobydoo.bsky.social Here's that video

At this point I only use FB for political shitposting. I thought I was clever by only using screenshots. But still- all the 🇮🇱🇵🇸 stuff gets totally suppressed. I really hate it here

Why is it always the dumbest people telling everyone how wrong and dumb everything is? How can so many people lack so deeply in self-awareness?

If Bert Lahr had had a son named Kevin... we could have called him Kev Lahr

Every city needs to resist like Chicago did. LA was caught a little off guard, but the rest of you can rebuff- now that you see it can be done.

I'm going to open a carpet emporium and call it Berber King

Never fails- customer walks in the door in time to hear me say "...because sometimes I have bad breath!" 😖🙄🙄🙄🙄

The other day I was having a real spazzy moment & I said to myself "girl you worked hard for that inner peace, give it back to yourself"

We've spent countless generations making laws for other people instead of living and doing right for ourselves. All we had to do was live and instead everything is crippling and working us to death. For what?

I think the least we can ask for in this time of genocide & upheaval is that Excel stops becoming more difficult to use. Just stop changing stuff, it's a lot and it all works.