WHAT. WHAT. WHAT WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

STOOOOOOOOP.

gay people will see dr pepper in your post and black out and hit repost

youre welcome everyone no need to th8nk me heh…….. no swe8t off my b8ck……..

dont worry guys i know how to end this w8r

hey @merus-mystery.bsky.social will you stop being 8ll evil and dict8torly if i t8ke you on a d8te and we go w8tch every single Minions movie in existence???????? hmu

robot strider #davestrider #brobot #robodave #davestrider #homestuck #homestuckfanart #homestucart #dirkstrider #hs2 #homestuck2 #dirk #dave #strider

i re8lly need to go to s*x fl8gs guys itd be 8wesome

me asf

my face please :)

Meruru is kinda tragic, first they loose their kids, then their husband, start going actual fucking crazy with power, starts cullings, shedding their old persona, start getting involved with coiral at some point (bad news), their moirail goes and fucking abandoned them and results in another death

that doesnt matter much though. i wont see her ever again

i guess she really did become my first and second mom in the end

i miss my cat

“you made me happy, apollo.” this was the most memorable thing she told me

i lost her even if she never died

and she leapt for the kernelsprite, becoming one with it. i knew it was only a tutorial, that itd go away eventually

i wasnt quick enough to stop her

when circe saw the way it managed to come back to life, she saw an opportunity

i was setting up my sprite. i never state it but theres a tombstone left in the ark. i never liked it but it was my mothers

that game… sburb…

i thought our time would last longer, that when she died, id die. but i couldnt be more incorrect

thats why i named her circe. after the witch who changed men into pigs. i thought it was nice, a black cat named after witches but not in a salem manner

ive always enjoyed history. every day i wonder if there’ll be a day where i can connect to someone over it, a real historian one on one. that wont happen but its a nice thought

i was just happy to have a friend. sure i had many cats but she was the closest i had to a friend, to a physical connection. i wanted to give her the best life ever. does that make me selfish…?

she was elderly

i knew she was smart. smarter then most cats. and i knew this made her unhappy. because she knew she would die soon

circe liked chasing moths and napping in my lap, she used to watch the stars with me each night when i was on the ARK

her name is circe, she was like a second mom and then my main mom when my actual one passed. and i was like her only father

she was the sweetest kitty ever. had her since i was young

could i tell you guys about my cat?

dude what is going on???????? i just called this guy a annoying dudebro why???????? is there gay art of me and him???????? huh????????

that man before he died… he was everything i feared in myself. i knew this the moment i saw him. that overwhelming apathy and selfishness, that sense of unfound over confidence and pure nothingness…….. i want to care so much, why is it so hard to find a vision of myself that does?

this is really unprofessional and inappropriate for a government official to do. uhm… awkward

this is so fucked????????

unrelated, this guy seems so ugly…….. i hate dudebros so much and he looks just like one. theyre always such assholes oh my god 😭

like admittedly, i just wanna live a life of mundanity at this point. maybe get a spouse or whatever quadrants most trolls do i dont know them… kids meet glass, mice rail and whatever else. idk. but let me live a life thats cozy. i dont care for your wars. eugh……..

im not joining whatever dictatorship thing is happening by the way. i know my ult version did but hes an idiot who only acts on a whim. and i ate him. i consumed him whole.

fuck your wars and your revolutions and your dictatorships and whatever else. theyre all so ass. i just want to sleep dude

i w8nt my life b8ck and youre going to give it to me.

@merus-mystery.bsky.social I hope you enjoyed our dinner last night. I’m sure it was to die for. <>

I will have to muzzle him until further notice. Unfortunate, but it is a necessity.

It looks like I will have to keep closer eye on myself. Wonderful.

Yeah ok man (this js just a shitpost were not actually fighting)

Youre gonna let this guy overcome you?