MothMan
@monmothman.bsky.social
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The secret to my colorful language is all the crayons I eat. ;)
about 1 month ago
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Roses are red, Tigers have tails, I hope that your name Is not in the emails.
10 days ago
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Trust fall office exercises, but working construction on a high rise building.
10 days ago
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Is there a heaven for a mothman?
11 days ago
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Olympics being the only time people give a shit about most of these sports, so you'll get people bragging about how great their curling team is, like it's some kind of high honor.
16 days ago
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Reminder that you owe every single paranoid schizophrenic an apology.
21 days ago
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Do you think South Park is gonna have a Looney Tunes-esque episode where it's Elon doing increasingly goofy cartoon shit to try and sneak onto Little St. James?
23 days ago
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The number of spiders I've killed with my pants down isn't a lot, but it's not zero.
23 days ago
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Are you there, god? It's me, that guy you fucked up.
30 days ago
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What do Jeffery Epstein and a pack of hotdogs have in common? They both come in 8's.
30 days ago
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Santa isn't real because I disbelieve in him so much he stopped existing.
30 days ago
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Why the FUCK aren't you listening to Protomen act 3 RIGHT NOW?
30 days ago
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Indonesia must have a lot of DJs. Every time I see them posting they're always scratching records like wkwkwkwkwk.
about 1 month ago
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Anything is "weapons grade" if you shoot hard enough.
about 1 month ago
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You can buy the whole orgasm BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!
about 1 month ago
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Are you a Holtzman shield? Because I wanna put it in slow.
about 1 month ago
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Final Fantasy 10 but Yuna summons and a large shirtless swordsman in board shorts holding a surfboard appears. Yohimbo.
about 1 month ago
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Well so much for Carpenter Brut. Wonder what Deadmaus is up to these days?
about 1 month ago
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Call me Spider-Man, 'cause I'll straight swing on a motherfucker.
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes you just need the right decorations to go from "there's some whores in this house" to "there's some whores in this home".
about 1 month ago
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I'm genuinely kinda scared how bad FF14 must've been for them to reboot it into ARR, because this shit is a fucking slog.
about 1 month ago
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You're in her DMs, I'm in her attic. We are not the same.
about 1 month ago
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My love language is LP, LP, f, LK, HP.
about 1 month ago
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If you can't handle me at my worst, I'm sorry I swear I'll change please don't leave me, nobody believes I got a girlfriend and I need this.
about 1 month ago
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Seeing former mutuals that have blocked me is proof my steez is far too powerful. My girth too mighty. My ropes too forceful. You knew what you were getting into when you boarded the train, and yet regret the price of admission. You thought you could handle the glue I sniff.
about 1 month ago
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Old Native American man's family is dead. "I don't want to remarry, I just want to DETONATE FUCKING OWLS!" Click here to see more!
about 1 month ago
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I can fix her, but she's no longer covered by warranty, so there'll be a fee.
about 1 month ago
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The secret to my colorful language is all the crayons I eat. ;)
about 1 month ago
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Fuck it I'm just gonna start reposting my shit from Twat here.
about 1 month ago
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CIA contraceptives: MKUltrathins.
about 2 months ago
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Indian vtuber that calls her fans "chaat". Hire me for all your PR needs.
about 2 months ago
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My new years Red Dead Resolution is 1920 x 1200.
about 2 months ago
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Year of the whores, you say?
about 2 months ago
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How much of your own teeth do you think you've swallowed over your lifetime?
about 2 months ago
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Christmas was super exciting this year, check it out!
about 2 months ago
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Gay bar for Santa bears. Come rest ye hairy gentlemen.
2 months ago
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For Christmas I got everyone at the dinner table an uncomfortable silence.
2 months ago
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Remember to introduce your friends migrating here to my feed without comment. It is a good idea and they will thank you. Possible butt stuff, unsure at this juncture.
2 months ago
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Imagine playing ZZ Top's "Legs" at a paraplegic's wedding. Haha. In unrelated news, I got fired from my job as an event DJ.
2 months ago
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Square adding the Drakengard 3 OST to Steam and making a post about it's anniversary is pissing me off. Just fucking PORT IT GOD DAMN YOU.
2 months ago
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Gogma balls lmao.
2 months ago
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If I ever become a CEO, I'm gonna hire "no" men. People who's jobs are just telling me why my stupid ass ideas are bad and shit. Literally any pushback at all would automatically make every company better.
2 months ago
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Apparently all the old Divinity games are getting a big boost in players, including that 10/10 pile of shit Dragon Commander. I hope they're miserable and enjoy it.
2 months ago
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Dispatch was fucking robbed.
2 months ago
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Korean horror series about a bunch of monsters that want to fuck their cousins. Sweet Home Alabama.
3 months ago
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I want a youtuber who goes around rating docks on things like construction, sturdiness, aesthetic, location etc. I want pier reviews.
3 months ago
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Bluesky added shading to the app icon and I fucking hate this. NOBODY WANTS DEPTH!
3 months ago
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Where the FUCK is the MALEVOLA PORN?
3 months ago
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Two sentence horror story: Pulling out your date's chair. She sits, and you hear a crinkle.
4 months ago
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Me too, Krispy Kreme sign. Me too...
4 months ago
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THEM HOES DEPRESSED, I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS, THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS, HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD! Dispatch is in contention for GotY and if you haven't played it, you're fucking wrong.
4 months ago
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