I'm gonnah go bug kin' todee.

Ya blokes need ta leahrn ta be less fahkin' obvious about crushes.

Finally. Took ya both long enough. Congrats ya two. About time ya made it legit. @coalnabasket.bsky.social

Looks liyyke those two mawrons knew not ta fuckin' try anythin' with me heah. Glad ta know they can keep their mouths shut 'n 'ad the bloody sense ta not throw out a child the bloody second time ahround. Ya ready ta go shawrt stuff? @spookypump.bsky.social

If eithah of those two come neahr me awr pumpkin 'n try ta fawrce us out, i'm stompin' them into the bloody ground.

Hey @spookypump.bsky.social Ya wannah visit ya friends ovah at arctics? i can take yah.

I miss that kin' fellow i met at the bloody cafe. 'a! i need ta see that look on his face agayyn. I 'ad that wolverine so flushed, 'aha! maybe i'll give him a visit agayyn. Fawr the bloody hell of it.

Ya know if ya'ah garn ta vague post about me ya could at least av the bloody balls ta speak ta my face awr in this cayse not talk about me wile i'm literally on the bloody app ya pussies. @velvetpenguin.bsky.social @realcanarycricket.bsky.social

Oh! if that yellow 'n red one ahah on here, i'm not sawrry 'n i don't cahah if ya'ah fahkin' mad at me. I call wat ya did 'ahrassment so i kicked ya in the bloody head. It was well deserved.

This is the bloody place pumpkin begged me ta join yer? looks mawah liyyke a place fawr blokes ta ahrgue.

So Almond has a kid now. Welcome to the club

I'm a girl dad or whatever Blossom and Turq call me.

Thank god he's dead. @tealantonova.bsky.social Hey kid. Idk if you still can but can you get rid of the evidence?

@marzzzdapeak.bsky.social If you're in the bar. Hide now. @albasalcoholicanon.bsky.social Whatever you do. Keep Maroon safe. Trust me.

Man. They actually look happy to be alive. Crazy.

Say what you want about Velvet. The man doesn't lie.

Omfg, are you all still arguing about this? Seriously?

I thought everyone didn't like Pumpkin wtf changed?

Well shit I guess I gotta do something now.

Scarlet keeps asking me about my Russian. Uhhh it's not her business?

Scarlet is....kinda odd? Don't know why she wants to hang around me but...okay?

Oh how fun. Someone charged them.

Feel like yall have to mentally prepare for them to start yelling tmr when they actually get battery. So.

Turq grab a mechanic when you're done with the popcorn. I'll be here.

Oh shit I heard a rip.

Daaaaaamn. That punch was clean!

Turq how close were they to guessing her favorite color?

@tealantonova.bsky.social Hey kid. Put some popcorn in the microwave.

You don't have to listen to them Peri. Have a safe ride there.

Thanks Optic. I just got an earful.

@msmagic.bsky.social @cinereousmag.bsky.social @dark-circus.bsky.social Be safe.

See ya. Peach I'll hang with Gine while you're gone.

Thankful for Turq. Love ya kid. Thankful for Peri too. You're a sweet girl. Thankful for Indigo ig. And uhh Maroon too cause he's my brother I suppose. Also thankful for Alba being a new friend. You're pretty cool. Aubergine for being a big part of my redemption. And Teal, You're cool.

Turq don't even think about it.

Alba the shipment of new alcohol came in I'll organize it.

@albasalcoholicanon.bsky.social I'll help clean the bar. I don't really care where you take him.

Working in the bar wasn't bad.

Welp guess I'm in the bar now.

Omfggg

Still having fun kid?

Welp. This sounds like a tmr issue for me.

God damn... Where is the source of that thing so I can destroy it? It's not like it's liked around here anyway. Wouldn't be a total loss.

I pray for their downfall.

Fuuuuck. My head hurts... Oh yeah I'm back ig. Hey?

@siilllvvveeeerrrrr.bsky.social HOPE YOU REUNITE WITH QUINN

@siilllvvveeeerrrrr.bsky.social @periwinkleee.bsky.social YOU'RE NEXT

@cinereousmag.bsky.social FOUND THE BASTARD

WHERE IS HE

And there goes another

THAT BASTARD IS DEAD SO IS HIS LITTLE RIGHT HAND MAN