Shes gonna pap walk 13 days in a row huh?

I genuinely think I have had the worst week of my life yall lmfao 😀 dog had a 5.5K surgery, I got some horrible viral infection, my fiance had to leave for a scheduled trip while all this happened, animal died under our porch and our whole place smells, and now I just randomly got fired 😀😀😀

His shirt is giving jumping down the rabbit hole

Or trojan horse perhaps? 😈

99% sure my dog just tore his acl…. I DONT HAVE 8K BRO PLS NOOOOO

Taylor making so many moves while I am trying to settle in after moving states and me starting my new job… imma need her to LET ME BREATHE IM ALREADY SO BUSY I CANT SPEND ALL DAY DOING THIS 😂😭

Jack shutting down all the rumors about their alleged friendship breakup and then saying its weird to work over and over again with the same person actually feels very important here

I just KNOW apple used AI for the keyboards/autocorrect/messaging app bc why on EARTH is the message search function soooo bad now.

Oh we know, but I don’t think yall wanna hear it LOL

I cannot believe that Megan got cheated on that’s INSANE

I move on Saturday to the STL area so if there is a local gaylor meetup in that area lmk and we can soooo link up

I have never in my life gotten compared visually to a celebrity until this month and I have gotten sydney sweeney like 4x 😭 I see it but a hella offended I look like a republican LMFAO

Okay have yall seen the tiktoks discussing how taylors been wearing a lot of velvet… well whats typically made of velvet? Stage curtains perhaps???? 😌

The WhatsApp Shakespeare will be going triple platinum in my house fir till ever tbh. Its giving modern day partition frfr

Hey so after listening to RAYE’s album intro I had a wild thought- maybe meeting her at midnight was meeting her at her master plan, while daylight aka coming out is probably some specific days (unsure here) exact time of daylight… just a thought! 🤪

So its #2 in the music video but #1 behind the scenes…. Hmmmm

Meet ME! behind the mall… bc shes leaving out the side (exit) door 😈

The colors and the locks… 🔒🖕🕯️🧨

My mind is going 8000 miles a minute and im trying to connect all my jumbled thoughts bc I know I am on to something

Hey so the nope-a-lite is the number TWO best seller… meaning people all want to reverse it???? And the stapler actually improved after the spray (went to therapy)? Anyone have thoughts… bc to me thats veryyyyy interesting

I really can’t tell… are those rainbow guitar strings???

And cacti are not composed of real wood mind you 🤭

Taylor Swift has officially been inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame. She becomes the youngest woman in history to be inducted.

So shes still in the eras tour? Aka it is not nye yet for her? Im not an alternative timeline master so where are we rn?

NO WAY LMFAOOOOOO

Does anyone have a clip of the part where taylor doesn’t know who Andrea is talking about when discussing the mashups? Again dont have disney but I wanna seeeeeeee

Chat is this real?!!!?? (I don’t have Disney and refuse to pay so someone help)

She couldn’t name her top 5 songs bc she couldn’t just say maroon 5x

Did we see this? LOL

Okay the line “everyone has bodies in the attic” has made me spiral, soooo what if it connects to not only the lover house attic, but also the idea of inversion in general. We got the color theory going and the mirrors and the upside down and also the inverse of cats and dogs…

Just now catching up on the acoustic versions and Elizabeth Taylor So Glamorous intro is near identical to Pink Pony Club frfr

Time to stream “You’re Losing Me” till my ears bleed

This might be a v obvious connection but somehow it just dawned on me - “mastermind” orrrrrr is her “masters mine” 🤪

If she doesn’t move today this will actually be the only time I am disappointed after clowning LMFAOOO like no way this is nothing…. Right??? 🤣😭

“Ill tell you something about my good name, its mine alone to disgrace” 😌

Shes been switching dogs and cats forever - rebecca dyed the neighbors CAT not dog, kitty was her moms great dane name, TLOAS mentions kitty with sab who just released mans best friend aka a dog. Girl has been switching em like she does pronouns sksjsksjsk

Elizabeth Taylor x loml 😭😭😭

And what if I clown for a 13th album on the 13th?

Jarrod Carmichael came out at 35 too and who just had dinner with her? 😎

38 life preservers… right… right….

Wait wait wait…. This just hit me… is she finally gonna choose option 2 and that’s what all her 2s were about???

Lock broken… slur spoken…

Should we make a thread of all the possible easter eggs since there is over 100? The real vs fake fate of ophelia paintings with the custodian cart is deffo one LOL

I just saw a tiktok that said “she played maroon 10x and YOYOK 11 times” is that 10/11 I spot!?!?!

At the NEVERLAND RANCH. PETER!?!? IS THAT YOU!?!?

This has been lingering in my brain… I need yall to confirm this feels exactly the same 🤣

Kind of a reach but do these not look like they have been taken in a room only lit by like… fire? And that last photo is soooo midnights coded

Sooo does the cabaret version sound “more like taylor” bc it’s reminiscent of the surprise song sets… 🤔

Saw a gelphie edit with “our wizard lies” and it hit me that its the same idea of “everyone will betray you” 🤪

And ya know what was also manmade sky? Trumans sky 😌