#madnesscombat #projectnexus

THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE DOES NOT MAKE THE FINGERS OF CLOWNS COMICALLY LONG, PLEASE STOP SPREADING THIS MISINFORMATION.

COURTESY OF THE NEXUS CORE, WE WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE OUR INTERN RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT AS IT IS THEIR BIRTHDAY TODAY! THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN A HALF-USED 15 DOLLAR GIFT CARD AS A GIFT.

WE WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT DRAW THEM AT ALL.

Released MPN GUI Workshop Uploader 1.0! New features: custom tags, improved UI, Discord RPC, error handling & more. Try it on Itchio - soup-o-stat.itch.io/mpn-gui-work... Source code on GitHub (requires Godot 4.4) - github.com/Soup-o-Stat/... #MadnessCombat #Madness #MC #mod #mods

#MadnessCombat #MadnessProjectNexus #art #digitalart Sadly had to replace the Phobos I made sigh, it didn't fit previously

I OPENED THIS APP BELIEVING I WOULD FURTHER TALK ABOUT MY LOVE FOR OUR GLORIOUS DIRECTOR, JUST BE TO GREETED BY ART OF HANK J. WIMBLETON HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH A MATTRESS SALESMEN.

WE LOVE OUR GLORIOUS DIRECTOR AND EMPEROR.

WE HAD A MASK IN STORAGE A COUPLE YEARS AGO THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE THAT! WE DIDN'T REALLY USE IT MUCH BECAUSE THE LAST GUY WHO WORE IT MELTED INTO A BLACK GOO, WHICH REALLY KILLED THE VIBE DURING OFFICE HOURS.

AND AFTER YOU DO, YOU SIGN UP AND WORK UNDER OUR GLORIOUS DIRECTOR.

THE MOST UNREALISTIC PART OF THIS IS DOC BEING A FUNCTIONAL MEMBER OF SOCIETY.

I THINK WE SHOULD THROW BOMBS AT BOTH OF THEM.

NOT ANYMORE GET BACK TO WORK.

BOY DO I NEED TWO HALF CIRCLES RIGHT ABOUT NOW... THE CONVENIENTLY SHAPED HANK J. WIMBLETON:

A border to the city #madnesscombat

I have an OC they're called Project: Gestalt and they're the second greatest thing in Nevada. -Director Phobos

I DON’T WANT TO ALARM YOU SHERIFF, THERES AN UGLY MOFO NEXT TO YOU….

YOUR LITTLE BROTHER SHOULD LIKE SOMEONE MORE RESPECTABLE LIKE DIRECTOR PHOBOS.

A DRIPPING HAIRLINE FOR SURE.

DIRECTOR PHOBOS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER.

ANOTHER FULL THREAD OF PHOBOS' QUESTIONS FROM THE PROEJECT NEXUS STRAWPAGE! 🧵

them (my headcanon of them meeting in the university) #MadnessCombat #Madcom #MadnessProjectNexus #DrChristoff #JebediahChristoff #Jebus #Hofnarr #DrHofnarr #Sketch

THIS WILL BE A FULL THREAD OF DIRECTOR PHOBOS ANSWERING HIS INBOX ON THE STRAWPAGE! 🧵 WE WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE TO STOP ASKING HIM TO "LET YOU IN". HE IS LITERALLY ON THE OTHER END OF THE BUILDING, VERTICALLY. HE WILL NOT PERSONALLY LET YOU IN.

Reports say Director Phobos has begun playing Marvel Rivals, and is mainly playing Magneto.

The A.A.H.W. have a purpose, they do what they need to. Not that they are all that great at it considering he is still alive. The Employers, specifically The Auditor, forcibly took ATP and Mag tech from the Nexus Core to use it for the A.A.H.W. He is horrible to work with. -Director Phobos

GOMAD Diet + Deadlifts. -Director Phobos

As all should. Everyone who doubts my efforts will tremble in fear when I hunt them down and exterminate them. -Director Phobos

Trust will make us more powerful. -Director Phobos

I keep my office door locked for a reason. -Director Phobos

Bring a weapon next time, and maybe i'll give you a less embarrassing suicide. -Director Phobos

Is this supposed to be a joke? -Director Phobos

We only hire the best. -Director Phobos

No. -Director Phobos.

INACCUATE. NOBODY LOVES THAT RANCID-RAT-SMELLING CORPSE.

THERES TOO MUCH ART OF THOSE DISSENTERS RUNNING AROUND. WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR OUR GOD EMPEROR AND THE MANY HARD WORKING STAFF OF THE NEXUS CORE?

DESPITE "CONTROLLING" THEMSELF, SANFORD CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL HOW MUCH OF A VERMIN THEY ARE.

I can smell it across the science tower. Never had it myself. I'm on a GOMAD diet. -Director Phobos

I never said this. -Director Phobos

I know who you are. -Director Phobos

Yes. -Director Phobos

Hofnarr did this to himself a few years ago out of curiosity. I was unaware he "shared" this experience with others. -Director Phobos

I don't know what this is. -Director Phobos

WHILE IN HEAVY WORKS OF PROGRESS, WE HAVE A VERY BARE VERSION OF OUR STRAWPAGE! IT WILL RECEIVE UPDATES TO IMPROVE IT'S DESIGN! nexuscore.straw.page

DR. CRACKPOT HAS BEGUN TO TERRORIZE OUR STRAWPAGE WHILE IT WAS IN DEVELOPMENT.

THE NEXUS CORE IS CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS ON MAKING A "STRAWPAGE", AS THAT SEEMS TO BE REALLY POPULAR. DIRECTOR PHOBOS ESPECIALLY WAS PUSHING FOR THE IDEA, STATING; "I think it'd be neat." WE HAVE SEVERAL NEW HIRES WORKING ON MAKING A STRAWPAGE FOR ALL OF YOU EARTH BEINGS TO SEE!

WE WOULD DO IT BUT NOBODY IN THE SCIENCE TOWER CAN DO ART. THE BEST WE HAVE IS DR. CRACKPOT, HOWEVER HIS "ART" IS CAVE PAINTINGS HE LEARNED FROM OTHER PATIENTS IN THE ASYLUM.

UNDER NEXUS CORE'S PROTECTION, ALL PIECES OF AVAILABLE MEDIA AND APPS ON THE WEB WILL BE ALLOWED TO BE VIEWED, REGARDLESS OF IT'S VIEWS. (please note that only pre-approved pieces of media by professionals at the Nexus Core fall under this statement. unapproved media is illegal to be viewed.)

YOU'VE ASKED TOO MANY QUESTIONS, DISSENTER.

WE HAVE REACHED 100 FOLLOWERS. THANK YOU, NEVADA DENIZENS AND OTHER WORDLY ENTITIES FOR THE SUPPORT OF THE NEXUS CORE’S EFFORTS IN YOUR SAFETY. REMEMBER, EVEN YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY COULD BE DISSENTERS. DO NOT HESITATE TO REPORT THEM.