Read a fascinating work of Fiction a while back. The main character is the protagonist and antagonist at the same time. Random humans are collateral damage from all his made up rules.

He *is* the smoking gun.

And just like that, The right are combining in order to fight the overwhelming force of the left.

Kyle Rittenhouse is back in the news once again, merely because Twitter has reportedly made him obscure, and you can't do that to a whiny baby.

In a crazy reverse spiderman event, the spider that bit Kyle has now developed the superpowers of a complete douche, and now goes out at night protecting his home, miles away.

Spider expected to recover after biting Kyle Rittenhouse:

Much of our present governmental decay could have been prevented if someone would just take his damn phone away after 10pm

It took an electrical storm outage to reboot Booski on my puter.

Booski isn't loading on mah puter anymores.

I designed this. The material is scrap for this proof of concept, but I would make the whole top from oak plywood for customers.

That's it, no more Taco Bell for me...

Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

Anybody who really knows me knows I have a rare genetic condition where my body does not produce it's own Mt Dew, and therefore I have to take frequent supplements to survive.

I'm making a "When it happens" box. What do I need to put in there? Reminding you I only have two cans of tuna to my name.

Pretty soon we will all be reporting from the front line...

Still not distracted by the Trumpstein Files. I don't care if a nuke goes off in my back yard. It's still all about a narcissist president touch children.

This is how wars will be conducted in the future. This one is called the "Nugget Buster"

How wars will be conducted in the future.

Controversial. The cat bought the shirts.

How wars will be conducted in the future:

No one pays that much to claim innocence.

This is the only explanation that makes sense

Looks like Kristi will have a shot as the head of the ASPCA after all. Where's my tuna?

Men with small pee-pees start wars.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

Daily Beast: Gavin Newsom is at the Munich Security Conference, where he is once again urging Europe to stand up to Trump. “Donald Trump is doubling down on stupid. California has been a leader in climate policy going back to Ronald Reagan.” #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

It is easier to be fooled than it is to be convinced you have been fooled.

Get off my shocks, Lazerbeak! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdp...

Someone on my Next Door app said they found a cat, and little else. Unsure how to respond if they are looking for the owner or favorite recipes.

We wouldn't use ICE memes, would we?

Don't be a buttnugget when it comes to 4th amendment rights. You hear me? No buttnuggeting.