Everyone may as well have a fun weekend before these murderous man-babies get us all fried.

In honour of Joni Mitchell's birthday Ron sings "Chelsea Morning" RS youtu.be/EKtUqbTY_ok?...

Well if it isn’t our fave dark lads getting nominated for two Grammy awards!! G’wan, @thecure.com. 🖤🖤

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Surprised my friend Ray Robertson at his Dust book launch at The Mezz (Toronto). Then my pal @gregclow.bsky.social at Ground Control (on the deck). Skinny Puppy’s Dig It will still always make my heart race. 🖤

Jason Bryden’s fab web series Kensington Diner is an instant classic, and a beautiful love letter to Toronto. Just look at my majestic pal Amy Matysio on that big Paradise Theatre screen! She killed it! Excellent night out in support of the WEP, @davebidini.bsky.social.

The poor guy on this GO train is really struggling to read the announcements.

Since this is an article about travel referencing #Canada, know that our healthcare systems serve the residents and citizens who pay in with their taxes (and definitely isn’t FoC). Travellers, get medical insurance because it’s pricey if you get caught out.

At least our guys don’t have to make an appearance at the Shite House.

Thank you, Blue Jays.

me nine innings ago / me now

I’m pulling out my home plate umpire voodoo doll. I hate that stodgy little fecker.

Stupid cheater whiner umps.

We want it all. #Toronto

Bo needs to come out. This is crackers. 😩

Lads, I’m feeling very chirpy tonight. I muted a thread last night when the pedants showed up, and I’ll do it again. GO JAYS!! Also, keep Barger’s name out of your negative pie holes.

Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896

I mean, only big sucky babies can’t pick up a baseball when it’s “stuck” under a padded mat. I don’t care about the dumb rules. Ridiculous nonsense.

Put Davis in. That man is fearless.

My poor fingernails. 😩

Who’s the sourpuss in the white jacket and red cap behind/left home plate? He should applaud or go home. Crustbag.

🎃 Happy Halloween! 👻

Women consistently and reliably calling out rich assholes (and glorified mall cops) gives me great joy.

Date-stamping myself, but hands up if you’ve been going to Jays games at Skydome since the summer it first opened? ✋🏼 I also still have my ‘91 All-Star Game t-shirt, so tomorrow’s game will maybe hit a bit different for some of us. I’m not sporty, but I’m Toronto-y. #BlueJays #Toronto

Wonder if Ohtani’s having a few second thoughts tonight. Oh well. We don’t need him.

Barger’s face bounced off the grass and he still caught that. Superstar.

Did Sugarman get beaned?

Okay, enough with your whackadoodle guy’s nuke brags in the tl. Canadians are trying to win a ballgame here.

Davis has some chonky pipes. My word.

Holy SHIT, Jays. My heart is pumping.

I’m watching a cooking show, and these mich-starred fellas are sweating buckets over the food while they plate with bare hands. Ew.

Holy. Shots fired by the unions in Alberta, and you love to see it. Smith, like Ford here in Ontario, has no business being premier. 🔥

Here’s a chamber of hell I wouldn’t wish on too many people: when your elderly mum wants you to come over “for a few hours” to sort through boxes of junk she can’t part with before moving. So we’re clear, I just did this in 2020 and I’m still knackered from it, physically and emotionally.

On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤 Happy Birthday to The Cure’s Roger O’Donnell – and congratulations on the new release! 🎹🎶 (this moment was so endearing🤭) @rogerodonnell.com #MusicSky

BOBI, you beauty!!

Where are my “stress-eating all the Halloween candy” friends?

It’s October 29 in the UK, and some of us know what this means: Happy birthday, @rogerodonnell.com!! Wishing you continued excellent health, and so much joy. And maybe a Ferrari if you’ve been very good. 🎈🎹 🥂

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Pages has the look of someone who takes their teeth out for the night.

I’m not a fan of phenoms. So uninteresting. Gimme the sweet slow burn of an underdog any old day.

I predict that Addibarge and Kirky are gonna give that wee showboat a taste of his own medicine tonight. GO JAYS!!

Amazing (and very danceable) new track.

On day two of a game, we rotate rested players back in for the knackered ones.

LOL nope GO JAYS!!

I needed a snack just now because I’m supposed to be sleeping.

Whatever. Stinky little cheater ump.

I’m gonna give you beauts some sage advice whether you want it or not: go get @ronsexsmith.bsky.social’s new album, Hangover Terrace, and crank it. It’s so bloody good. Cigarette and Cocktail is on the nose. #RonSexsmith

Uh, I wouldn’t lend this current administration my favourite pen, let alone let them have my photo and fingerprints. Not ever.

I’m writing AD for a film that misspells the director’s name in the opening credits. I know it’s misspelled because his name also appears spelled correctly in the opening credits as a producer. 😬 (hire proofreaders, people)