I’m ready #handsoff

All those stories of people coming up to Frump with tears in their eyes? Probably his stench makes their eyes water.

“Carry On” is a mediocre movie at best. Comparing it to “Die Hard” is a sad, sad attempt to manufacture buzz. Do yourself a favor and rewatch Die Hard instead. If you never saw it, what the hell are you waiting for?

Finally out of my Turkey and pie coma. What did I miss?

You know those disaster movies where only a small group of wealthy elites survive because they’ve built the ultimate bunker or somehow escaped earth? If Trump and his buddies are the ones on the ship, I really don’t think I’d want to get on.

Right now I’m happy to follow back, because I’d love to hear from a diverse and engaging bunch of personalities. But if you just want to solicit business or be nasty, you will be blocked.

Just scheduled my annual flu shot and COVID booster…because I’m not an idiot.

Just introducing myself… I’m a Minnesota-based yarn addict, dog mom, gardening troll, wannabe watercolorist, writer of unpublished novels, chocolate and sugar addict. I rarely dust. My husband is a saint. I love my country. I hate Trump.

The Onion bought Infowars? What an opportunity to deprogram a cult. And by repackaging the lies as satire, MAGA won’t even realize it.

Day 2 off X. Scooby wants me to ditch the iPad entirely and play with him.

I’m stalking my fave accounts from X. Hope I find you! I don’t always interact (I figure you don’t need the 1000th reply that says the same thing). But I eagerly read the funny, snarky, takes on this world. You know - laughing to keep from crying. Anyhoo. I’m here. Don’t get too excited.