you and me now

in a predicament where i like them best as one-sided emotional incest i.e. not very canon-divergent. the choice to put the cryopod in viewing distance of his bed. sniffing his dad's restraints. asking firecracker if he is good at sex. homelander you're so strange and endearing

//the boys s5 x 02

old vi figu drawing sesh from campus

my local nonprofit had an ias litter recently

Been holding onto a nice memory of me and my mom pulling a big mattress out onto the floor, watching sunny with the dogs running around us. She's no longer lucid and our relationship wasn't great but you miss the good parts when they're gone

is there a name for the quirk of being an unhorny person in practice but circumstantially embracing perversion for your ocs/otp

I said no teeth

rules of our lives

mac instinctively spawned into the island knowing how to karate chop and wag his tail

must get better at comics so i can draw out all the stupid esoteric arguments macdennis have in my drabbles

four-letter word

reaching into my medieval romance simulator sketchbook and grabbing a handful #kcd2

honk shoo

anytime my posts on twit get traction it attracts rando guys who come out just to be like "dennis is ugly and undeserving of understanding" that demographic is my public enemy #1

it is not easy being an anime artist who cares this much about likenesses

cleaning out old study files and finding hansry

ough

mac is selfish in his love but i also know he truly deeply loves him because dennis is not his type. mac is a masc4masc muscle-worshipping gay man and dennis is a sickly and effeminate creature from middle-earth

no makeup Dennis

no one tell them how gay this sounds but i love my coworkers. i look forward to seeing them and hanging out every week. everyone's so funny and their art so baller. corporate hellscape better endured together. don't quit your job you stupid fujo

new stinker for dnd

<3

the nightman rehearseth

funny concept to explain to oomfs since i'm apparently in the minority but idealizing hotness for the sake of the ship and not because you're personally attracted to the characters. the concoction of happiness, maternal instinct, and wanting to make dolls kiss when i look at them

love when they roleplay and get stupid

Was in the hospital recently and they had so much trouble sticking me for the iv, I asked if I had bad veins The nurse, in their own words: "no sweetheart you're just puny and dehydrated"

customizing my notebook to let everyone in the house know it's gay

Victoria

macden has me in a chokehold

sculpted those bastards

unstoppable force vs. immovable object

Frank does not count. he is too much like my irl dad

thinking about my little yellow family all the time

being irresponsible

want to make doujinshi so bad

those production pics have actually been destroying me since yesterday. macdennis nighttime rooftop scene. the undone bowties. -gnawing my entire arm off-

happy s18 filming

happy valentine's day ✿ would anyone like to join me for my weekly cry session over them

four kids from Philly

(the number of times i've drawn them kissing is not proportional to how fickle i think den would actually be about it ahahah. listen sometimes you just want to draw gratuitous fluff after a hard day's work)

🍊

tiddy soft and warm

Seriously the fact that people wrote me so much so genuinely through the mask of anonymity, sparing us both the vulnerability of direct msging. All the feeling of otp with no expectation, it's pure passion. I fuckin loved reading those. You are my Johnny

My tumblr got nuked even tho I didn't post any nsfw? Oh my precious inbox T_T Anons if you're out there please know that I love you and will remember your headcanons always, I have most of them saved

pillow talk