I booked a donation collection and read how you need to label the bags and I've been more specific 🤦🏽‍♀️ but I don't think that'll hurt the process at all Though I do have more to pack into bags before then

Sat in the front room with dog this morning and suddenly heard crashing. I went to investigate and the mirror in the hall had fallen and smashed. I collected the pieces, swept and vacuumed, obviously concerned for her paws. Not arsed about bad luck, quite honestly mine can't get much worse.

The life of a far away Aunty 🙃

If anyone ever utters "I'm sorry you feel that way" about something that isn't my opinion, I will fold you into quarters.

Future Man will be on netflix soon?!

I was gonna wait until my harassment case is closed to complain about the officer in charge; but I recently realised that it could drag on forever atp. So guess who complained about the officer currently in charge of her case? 😬

The STANDING CHARGE for my gas meter went UP by 10P PER DAY at the end of September 😱

Taking our niece out for her (belated) 18th and I'm very excited to spend one-on-one time with her and to spoil her slightly... I feel tremendous guilt that Andrew isn't the one taking her though

OMFG this is amazingly delicious

I'm a little annoyed at my neighbours, because they've started doing work on theirs at 8am, which usually wouldn't bother me, but they're drilling directly into the wall behind my bedroom. I also have an on/off migraine rn so it's making me wake up very sick

Ordered GIGANTIC postage bags and cardboard tags to attach to them, so I can donate my clothes+ by collection, as it seems none of the charity shops by me accept directly anymore. (And I have pittakionophobia)

Annoying when people deactivate their FB, so you can't block them

Eating pasta while coffee brews 🇮🇹🤎

I thought my pipes were making odd noises last night but I was already comfortable in bed, so I was hoping I'd remember this morning. No need. The pipes were making weirder noises. Though it was what I expected (low pressure). And no the heating wasn't on, before you ask.

I ordered from Grind (the coffee place here in the UK) but accidentally ordered something wrong, though the same price; so I contacted them minutes after I got the confirmation and asked if they wouldn't mind exchanging it. Well, they got back to me today (Sunday) and were happy to fix my mistake!

Do you ever read a low-rated movie synopsis and realise it's based on a book; then think that the book is probably actually good even though the movie isn't great and now you want to read the book but not watch the movie?

First nail set of 2025

When people take 3 weeks to respond to your emails, for months, but when you call them out on not reading their emails, they respond in 15 minutes??

Yesterday, when my friend arrived I asked him to check it was even at the back. Hours later, a woman came up to me and gushed over my hair asking where I got it done, because it especially good at the back 😮 Best cut I've given myself, I think

The dentist told me to eat soft food for around 24 hours, so naturally I've had two different types of steamed dumplings since then

People that are willing to let you be stressed so they don't have to be (multiple times or purposely) really are some of the worst

I made soft food but I still need to chew and my mouth is still numb from the anaesthetic 2+ hours ago

Finally managed to change my conch jewellery. • I had to use a holder tool • flat backs are incredibly hard to grip • the new piece is rounded, with no points meaning it won't get caught on my pillow/ hair wrap/ towel

I thought I had at least 6 months to get used to the idea, but she moved last month 😐

"the GP wanted to do an (intimate) exam, but for some reason he didn't" Me: he probably knew I wouldn't be okay with that "Well, it needs doing" Me: by a woman then! "Oh..."

When someone told me I was gross for kissing my dog: I told her it was more disgusting to put their DEAD bodies in your mouth, than it is to love a living one and let it lick your face

Me, taking the 3" house spider that crawled into my slippers outside and feeling embarrassed that someone saw me holding the cup and paper at arms length 🕷️😬

Mostly ignored all the flags going up around my area and it hasn't bothered me; But today, seeing half a dozen more, along our dog walk- it made me emotional.

I've been feeling a little guilty about letting that friendship go, some months back. Only because it's been on my mind, niggling at me that I can't put my finger on what made me so uncomfortable. Today I learned about 'Vulnerable Narcissism' and that it's rooted in childhood trauma. I feel better.

So I'm watching The Four Seasons on Netflix and someone tell me why I've never heard of it before?! It's so funny

Just found out that Wild Deodorant is owned by Unilever, so I've switched over to Fussy. If you're interested: fussy.mention-me.com/m/ol/ij0lt-e...

I have been slowly swapping my tongue bar for shorter ones and (because I have a thick tongue) I am very surprised by how comfortable I'm finding the new length Y'all; I could have done this sooner?

When you're corresponding with so many people at once that not only do you have to check you're still speaking to the same person at the same company, but you have to check which Karen you're talking to (This isn't a joke, I'm speaking to 3 different people named Karen rn)

My friends getting annoyed I don't back down on certain subjects; not realising that I dont feel bad about arguing with them about those topics, so this is me:

Someone knocked on my front door and asked if my neighbour still lives there. My response was "it's not my place to confirm or deny" I just wanted to share this because we need to keep eachother safe and this is a direct, easy answer

On call: you might hear my dog barking Them, at the end of the call: what kind of dog do you have? Me: it's little Them: oh, okay Please, people- you don't need to know everything about someone. And I don't want the whole world to know everything either.

I had falafel for lunch. Went out for drinks. Back before ten. Just now (@ 11) noticed food in my teeth 😳

I have a little bit of savings and I've been slowly dipping into it Am I spending a little quickly? Yes, but they're investments in me, self care Also it regularly occurs to me I might die tomorrow Why accept being stuck?

The dentist cancelled my appointment and asked me to rearrange. I said NOT the 15th. Guess when they booked it for. I had to go in person because calling over 100 times got to me. They said "just a miscommunication" I'm sorry no, I've had to hurt myself to get here because someone wasn't listening

. THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . . ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ .

If you're knocking to sell something and I point at the sign that says no knocking And you do this two weeks in a row And you keep talking anyway I have to say I don't want to talk multiple times I'm never gonna buy from you

Ps. My pedantism isn't funny- I need specificity to understand

Remembering the time my friend was super broke and wanted to host a party and I asked if she could afford it and she stopped talking to me for a few weeks and then came and told me that it was rude of me to joke about her finances when she'd recently paid me back for a small loan

How are my friends babies old enough o get tattoos on their own? 🤯

How tf could I not?? 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Doctor: what do you consider yourself? Me: mixed race! Doctor: cool, are you a woman though?

Not me, RIGHT NOW, feeling the weight of not growing old with Andrew 😭 Not being able to look back at pictures together We were supposed to be a team forever

Me to the hospital: you've given me an extra name H: I'll take it off, but you need to contact PALS Me: okay, they're useless and that would only work if my name was changed across systems. It's only yours. H: I didn't make the appointment Me: let me speak to whomever did I got their voicemail

Snapping up a big box of nesquick powder, because it's vegan and source of vitamin C (also vitamin D but I'm not intolerant to most other forms of that)