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starting a thread of awesome things for easy reference later
3 months ago
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hey they let me on this flight just to mog on people..does that seem strange to anyone else?
5 days ago
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u ever see the airplanes w the big foreheads ??
5 days ago
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emphysema
5 days ago
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think I'll fuck around and get depressed this winter
8 days ago
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oh, sorry, didn't see you there β I was skeeting!
8 days ago
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why do hooligans always hang out under bridges? what's under there? can I come?
8 days ago
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I'm helping my Italian housemate with his english. Last night I taught him about "cheeky little bastards" and "shenanigans" dm me for more sage advice
9 days ago
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had a glass of wine && bought health insurance tonight. what'd you get up to?
10 days ago
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listening to mitski for the first time β this shit is π‘πΈπΆπͺπ·π½π²π¬
12 days ago
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Don Toliver channels 2016 central florida iykyk
13 days ago
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do u think they'll let me into alpha male boot camp
21 days ago
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craving JetBlue airplane food rn (not spons)
22 days ago
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I once got dumped over a tarot reading how's everyone's weekend going?
23 days ago
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I can't believe capers exist like --
24 days ago
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here are some autumn colors for all 8 of u today
24 days ago
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oh, my toxic trait? I do the NYT puzzles before bed at 1a every night
28 days ago
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all my friends are in that jort cutoff drip π©
29 days ago
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using my omnipotence in sims to make all bathrooms carpeted
29 days ago
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thinkin' ab the gables rn how's your evening going?
29 days ago
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yea idk this Jeff Buckley guy is pretty alright
about 1 month ago
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3am
substack.com/@itsyourrdad...
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I found myself in a half awake, half asleep, drunken stupor, thinking about the lust held in the space underneath my clothes β the space where you trace circles with your fingertips over the small of ...
https://substack.com/@itsyourrdad/note/p-173814012?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=6gq4vg
about 1 month ago
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some swans tried to pull up on me gang style so you already know I skibidi bopped on outta there
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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salted tomato & chill? I'll bring the pepper mill π«¦
about 1 month ago
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don't worry kitten, I brought some blue cheese for you π
about 1 month ago
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plucking my eyebrows provides me the same catharsis, I imagine, as bonsai pruning
about 1 month ago
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oh, me? I'm rockin' that Ryomen Sakuna drip ππ
about 1 month ago
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I found out the hard way that double jumping is not a physically viable mechanic
about 1 month ago
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I wish I had a beard so I could dye it fun colors idk
about 1 month ago
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chicken soup is just wet chicken never forget that
about 1 month ago
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I don't even care about beating the diabetes allegations anymore πΊ
about 1 month ago
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god I love mixing drugs (cheddar cheese) with alcohol (literally anything else)
about 1 month ago
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sometimes I look confused and..it is because I am confused
about 2 months ago
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I'm the kid with vaseline on my nose and a ginger root in my bag ππ
about 2 months ago
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gyat!
about 2 months ago
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agriculture is the original sin
about 2 months ago
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I legit just figured out who John Malkovich is holy heck
about 2 months ago
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*emotionally climactic moment of a movie wherein empathetic supporting character dies* my auntie: y'all wrong for that..y'all didn't have to do my boy like that..live on, forever
about 2 months ago
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sweater weather is a great song & I will comfortably die on this hill
about 2 months ago
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ain't no one coming between me & my maduros π€
about 2 months ago
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sticking my leg out from under the covers night just bc I welcome the extra company
about 2 months ago
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this is my new friend. could you spot him a $20? he's good for it, I swear
about 2 months ago
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new party trick unlocked: telling people your medical history
about 2 months ago
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yea, I mean, I'm just a girl w a bag on my head
about 2 months ago
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they should add a vienna sausage block type in the next minecraft update
@mojangstudio.bsky.social
2 months ago
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yoda quotes that didn't make the directors cut: "daddies little whore, I am" "fucking love it, I do" "ride me"
2 months ago
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I think we need to start slut shaming more founding fathers
2 months ago
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taken up elevator button licking as a hobby lately
2 months ago
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I'm tryna get me shivers timbered
2 months ago
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hanging out in the airport smoking section just to bum one
2 months ago
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