Fuck all the way off, you assholes. Go solve real problems. This isn't a real problem.

Facts don’t care about your feelings

AI doesn't have to kill creativity. It can free it. In my new chat with Dane Saville for More Than You Can Chew from SearchLab Digital, I break down how I use AI to cut grunt work without losing heart. From Fortnite prompts to meal planning, here's how to make AI your creative sidekick.

I am excited to share a virtual recording of my talk from #MozCon last week titled: GEO, AEO, LLMO: Separating Fact from Fiction & How to Win in AI Search Check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJk...

Tonight was a very bad night.

On repeat today: open.spotify.com/album/4ANSdh...

wtf?

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So proud of my home state standing up for democracy.

Obsessed with this: youtu.be/sQwFP3CNKn4?...

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Grateful to live in a state with mail-in voting, making it easy for everyone living in Colorado to ensure their voice is heard.

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

I have recently seen SO many questionable and misleading GEO "case studies," posts, and ads. As usual, this post is meant to share some truths that can hopefully help people from falling for AI Search (GEO) scams. www.linkedin.com/pulse/anothe...

My favorite thing about the new AI search data studies coming out is how the takeaways always support obvious SEO best practices like “use the keywords in the URL” and “use bulleted lists and tables to clearly present information”

Anything for Florence + the Machine. VIP night 2.

Happy Florence + the Machine album drop day to all those who celebrate. On repeat for rest of the year. open.spotify.com/album/0z7l9V...

Much needed keno night.

Anyone have any tips for dealing with roaches in a bathroom?

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families? Now you know.

Seriously, it had some issues to me, but I was hooked from start to finish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wpw...

I do not understand why we pay so much for streaming apps when so many of them crash so often while you're watching. You'd think for how much we pay, apps would work better across ecosystems.

Did every AI today just decide to stop following basic instructions at the same time?

During the government shutdown, President Trump:   - Raised $250 million from billionaires for a ballroom - Gave Qatar an Air Force facility in Idaho - Doubled Argentina's bailout to $40 billion   What happened to America First?

We asked Donald Trump to cut health care costs. Instead, he cut off a wing of the White House.

Honestly, you can’t make this shit up.

Elon Musk’s rocket company, SpaceX, settled a lawsuit involving allegations that it had trespassed on and damaged private property on the southern border in Texas owned by the maker of the popular party game Cards Against Humanity, court records show.

And the AI Browser Wars have officially begun.

All I want for my birthday is to hit 2K signups for my salty rants. I promise to bring receipts 🎂🥺 moz.com/webinars/dar...

Nothing beats coffee watching the sunrise.

Today’s temp spread in Denver is going to be pretty bonkers…low of 32° with a high near 80°. Extra impressive considering there’s no front involved. Just good ol’ downslope! #COwx

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

In our country, the power is with the people. Tomorrow, October 18, I encourage you to join your neighbors in peaceful protest at a No Kings event.

NO KINGS. TODAY. NATIONWIDE.

So excited to finally start reading this over the weekend from @thatchristinag.bsky.social after travel chaos.

uh oh what did the nazi south african do this time

I am officially looking for a full-time role! Over the past decade, I've helped build up SaaS brands and put their products on the map in a way few others have managed. I would love to talk with you & explore how I can help your company grow!

Last week, I stood on stage for the first time at WTSFest Philly, and it was an incredibly awesome experience. Getting to share space (and lots of laughs) with our incredible Women in Tech SEO community reminded me why I love what I do.

This literally was the Monday-iest of Mondays I've Monday-ed all year.

I'm on Nellie watch until next week. Look at this cutie.

Last night's sunset was something else. Never seen clouds like this before. Absolutely beautiful. #cowx

I have few words. Diane taught me to be myself in a world that punishes women for being themselves.

Find you a friend like @melissapopp.com who knows your love of post cards sends you one when she travels.

PHL to DEN this morning. More next week. My heart is full from #WSTFest.

The reality for content teams is brutal: the "content crunch" is real, demanding more output while starving us of resources. @melissapopp.com is addressing this head-on. #WTSFest

This one should be really interesting! Be sure to check out the session by @melissapopp.com , "Human-Led, AI-Powered: How I Use AI to Supercharge Content Creation" #WTSFest

Literally just stepped off stage at #WTSFest Philly after my session on AI and content. The key takeaway: Don't let the bots order your cheesesteak. They'll always sound like tourists.

Ready for #WTSFest Philly.

#CaricaturesbyLBHQ is now open for #WTSFest! Come, get yours!