I have a breakdown and abandon this app for 2 months

I think the cash flow statement is stupid and everyone pretends to understand it to sound cool

I want to marry this man

Does it get better?

Agar aaj barish na hui main ne itna zyada rona hai na

Telling strangers on the internet every lore about my life might just heal me idk

Muscle memory makes me accidentally open linkedin as part of the daily apps scroll and astaghfirullah makes me wanna throw up each time

Ditched the breakdown to come here and tweet a very funni sexy thought that i knew would disappear soon and now it has

LONG TIME NO SEE

Kutton wali thand lagrahi, koi chai bana ke dene wala bhi nai

MINIONS! TONIGHT, WE STEAL THE MOON! (force everyone to migrate to bluesky paki version)

I think it's time to go off the grid (choosing to believe this is a personal choice and not imposed on me by the govt)

Can i be taken seriously by one (1) person in my life

Kya hal hai akhir raat ki bechaini ka

Rona araha hai shadeed

It's that mausam, galay main sardard horaha hai

Audiobook but it's the person i love reading it to me

"finding love isn't everything" do these people know i am a desi aurat living in pak

I have all the self respect in the world except when it comes to texting first (please physically stop me)

Can things work out for me @ allah. Pls ya rabb. Pretty pls.

What are the substitutes for walking at night (or day) for mental health (i am a woman in pak)

I cant get over my reading block help pls

UPDATE: “42 people have died as a result of firing on passenger vans in Kurram district, these include women as well. Fourteen of them have no ID’s on them, we trying to get in touch with their relatives”: Official

Mama packed me food and said "kha ke ye dabba phenk dena" i gasped. Is she ok wdym the dabble you're obsessed with that you play tetris with every other day, unko phenk doon??

Trust your gut. Trust your damn gut.

My sixth sense alarm bells have never been wrong about people and they're going off for someone completely normal and chill and idk what to do. What is wrong here? Something is wrong but what

God me when

Ghalazat

White people are TOO annoying about Christmas bhai acha theek hai pata hai koi personality nai hai teri

iss parcham ke saye tallay sab banned hai :’)

How to brush teeth in bed

Only few possess the wisdom it takes to appreciate matar pulao (with a shami and raita oye hoye hoye)

I hate myself

This will hurt so much but yolo ig? Ig

WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO MEN

Ugh the fucking around before finding out is so fun

This feels like a hideout from the v toxic extended fam dawat

Used to cringe at "hehe he wakes me up for fajr" but mosam hi aisa agaya hai i need someone to physically pull me out of bed and wake me up pls koi hosh hi nai hoti

Neend kyun nai aati mujhe

Does it get better

not checking your socials for at least four hours after waking up is truly the best productivity hack. you get sooo much done

Who could’ve imagined that in 2024, people who flaunt & celebrate a genocide can do so shamelessly like this, while opponents of genocide suffer censorship, demonization & repression at every turn.

going through a register of mine which I used back in 2012 and came around this vital piece of information that I wrote in the header of a page before solving a maths problem because "Fevicol Se" had just been released:

The problem with being a little introverted is that we socialise once to meet an acceptable human and think OMG THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THIS IS IT

At what point is it okay to disassociate from a friend who just won't stop making shitty life decisions like bhai i cannot physically cannot be part of this anymore

Would i be more successful if my mom liked me

When will they invent a hairband that DOESN'T COME OFF WHEN I CHANGE CLOTHES???

We met on twitter didn't work out for me, now trying for we met on bluesky

Another day i wake up