🐚 When you're staring at Yuzuriha and realizing how much of an awesome Croagunk she'd make. Then you need to remind yourself... No. No more accounts.

"Sorry mate, out doing field research in Alola. The changes in biomes are rather fascinating on such small islands."

"Oi! Round of tequila for everyone! For my non-drinkers, get whatever floats your boat. Appetizers, mocktails, soda, and Archie will pay." She won't tell him about that. Left that bit out.

"Your submission is inevitable. Do not resist." [vid by justnicksedits on TikTok]

"Wouldn't hurt them, but would startle them since they are currently calm in their... Ah... Location. Don't recommend it."

"Do ya think they might fall off from the shock of evolving, Archie?" Sometimes, that big brain of his doesn't think things through. "Sweet of ya to consider my modesty... Or is it something else?"

"I'm Sorry Mike." #PokemonRp #PKMNRP #PokepastaRP #MVRP #MDNI

𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀ 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 ᴍᴏɢᴀ's ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏʏ 【⇋】/【♡】 #MHRP / #MonHunRP / #MVRP

"In an all or nothing battle. Strength is what matters. Nothing else. I'm Talia Morningstar the dragon type empress."

✧ 𝙐𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧, ✦ 𝙞𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙮 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 ✦ 𝙘𝙧𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙏𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮. ✧

Casually covering a Grunt's eyes. "It accentuates your *ahem* figure well..."

"Hands off the Staryu, and nobody gets hurt." Happy #TittyTuesday from the Aqua Admin.

𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝑨𝒒𝒖𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ╱ 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 ——— au. dark themes ahoy. plots open. multi-ship. #pkmnrp #mvrp #pkmnsky #mvsky

Ꮃꭺꮖꮮꮻꭱꭰ #321 ━━━ ༊༅ ━━━

♯┆Bianca Kingchester .ᐟ ★ "She who talks to machines.." an experiment by her father, to attempt to create an evolved human, a step into the future, by making her own daughter more than half machine.. SFW / Story focused OC NSFW may appear as Blood Fighting Violence

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𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦...𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

"One of the Grunts sent me this... I'm not sure if it's sincere or a threat. Maybe meant for Archie?" She's just gonna go have a talk... With her fists.

👏 Reminder for all my LGBT+ friends and followers after a really shitty week.

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 "𝘓𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘨𝘦"

Guide to Pyukumuku Chucking for Alola 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙚𝙣𝙣. ᶠᵉᵃᵗᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ᴹᵃᵗᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵉˡˡʸ

"Heh... Sadly... Sounds like there are quite a few that want to get their hands around his throat for a few seconds?" Not that Shelly would blame anyone in the slightest. It's one thing for a criminal organization to do the stupid shit. Leaders... "Leon sounds like he has some marbles rattling --

"Magma and Aqua are third. Have you seen the climate of Hoenn lately? It is subtropical now, almost bordering Alola's. Pyukumuku are actually showing up on the shores and mass migrations of Bird Pokémon." Shelly has to put on a disguise to go study the climate change. She is barred from Hoenn.

"Fucking Colress has the brain of a super computer and Ghetsis with no moral compass. It was a terrifying combination indeed..."

"I consider both relatively harmless if you compare them to say Team Plasma..." Her tanned skin breaks out in goosebumps at the mere mention of them. Ghetsis truly struck fear in her heart, and she committed her own fair share of crimes. "I think Flare and Galactic would be tied for second."

"Hold on. Hold on. So many names to keep track of. This lady is getting old over here." She takes a few seconds to scroll for a few articles for a name "Ah! Yeah, this thing right here! Eterneus. Looks worse than the UBs that are still running rampant."

"Who texted this to me? I... I'm done with today." She's trying really hard to smother that smirk behind her phone. "A-Arceus damn it..."

"Pick all the bones you want with him. I didn't see nothin'." There was something that was eating away at her. The news in Alola didn't quite clarify it, and the tabloid rag didn't help. "So, ah, the news in Alola misreports a bit. He was arrested, right? Our tabloid trash --

"I know a man married to the Time Dragon, Dialga." She just says casually, examining her painted nails.

"Yeah, that fiasco in Galar. Heard all about that. What was that man thinking? Mmmmmm... Archie isn't great at thinking outside of the box, and I'm not fool enough to mess with interdimensional beings." Changing the climate and some eco-terrorism...? Shelly joined in on the sigh.

"Skull and Yell. There is no real motivation to cause true harm upon mankind."

"𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤."

𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒌é𝒎𝒐𝒏. 𝑰𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒎 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈. #PKMNRP #MVRP

"ARCCCHHIIIEEEEE!!!!" Shelly would let out a rather girly squeal when she spotted him. It was girly for her, that is. She made a mad dash for the burly man to leap into his arms. @sharpedoking.bsky.social

𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝑨𝒒𝒖𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ╱ 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠. ——— au. dark themes ahoy. plots open. #pkmnrp #mvrp #pkmnsky #mvsky

Quite literally has a beef with almost every Team. Key word: almost.

"Could be straight up trying to emancipate your Pokémon, because a teenager with a Savior complex and daddy issues says so." Looking at you, Plasma. "So many layers to that onion, though..."

"That sounds about right. Not as tough as they are made out to be either. I'd like to see their Executives go toe to toe with Matt or Archie. Ah...? Want me to buy you another round?"

"A good man went to war. I don't know who came out." [Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]

"Ew, League hooligans. Maybe they needed the noogies. Might have put them in their place." Or a good kick in the rear. That solves most of Shelly's problems.

"If Team Rocket is meant to protect the world from devastation where were they when Team Aqua was flooding Hoenn?" Siiiiiiiiipppppppssss the tequila.